Popping back in because--LOL--Brain Worms! Okay, so maybe Toxoplasmosis isn't the same thing as the Mysterious Brain Worms Tracy got from eating a tainted street taco in Mexico, but Finn DID say "parasitic infection of the brain" and the last time he uttered that phrase it meant...drum roll...BRAIN WORMS!
HOSPITAL ER
ALEXIS: I brought the kid and Kristina wanted to come too. What's wrong with Sam? Don't tell me she's preggers again.
FINN: Hate to break it to you, Miz Davis, but the baby might be infested...I mean infected.
GRIFFIN: Cute kid. I'll take her and get her checked out for you-know-what.
KRISTINA: Can I go with you? I love babies! FIELD TRIP!!!!
ALEXIS: Must. Text. Julian. Why, I have no idea. DAMN why does his svengali snake charm work so well on me? So, what the eff you see kay is wrong with Sam?
FINN: She's hallucinating. She called me Silas again.
JASON: She keeps thinking some dude is in the room and that she has to protect me from him. ALEXIS: So, she's just a frazzled new mom whose hubby once was a hitman. She's entitled to a few hallucinations every now and then. Did she eat any mushrooms?
FINN: We think she has Toxoplasmosis. You know, that thing you get from cats.
JASON: But we don't have a cat. Maybe she hallucinated one. She's been talking to herself a lot lately.
FINN: Toxoplasmosis is Port Chuckles medical jargon for Brain Worms.
ALEXIS: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????
IN THE PIT OF SONNY ANGST
SONNY: Anybody there? Come ON! Somebody has to hang around old distilleries at night. There have to be some booze hounds in this town looking for some well-aged hooch. What do I gotta do? Go to my happy place where Morgan is still alive an sing songs to myself?
HOSPITAL PARKING GARAGE
CARLY: Hey Liz, who's your friend?
GARVEY: Go take a long walk off a short pier or the chick bites it.
CARLY: Okay, so Elizabeth and I might not be besties and she has crappy taste in men, but that doesn't mean I want her to DIE.
GARVEY: Lookee here, Mob Missus! I got me a gunshot wound and Nursey here is gonna stitch me up so I can go back to my dirty doins.
CARLY: I have a better idea. I'll kick your ass and Liz can run like hell back in the hospital and call the cops while I yell into your ear 'til you tell me what you did to Sonny.
FLOATING RIB
SCOTTY: So here's the sitch, Jules. Your old squeeze Alexis is gonna get you off the hook by using her Lawyer Brain to do Jedi mind tricks on the prosecution.
JULIAN: Works for me. Nice bib, by the way.
CARLY'S HOUSE
OSCAR: Hey Joss, now that your mom likes me, you wanna ride bikes to some creepy old distillery with a pit beside it?
JOSS: As long as we get back before Big Bad Momma gets home and busts my ass for sneaking out while grounded for the 900th time, sure thing!
HOSPITAL
GRIFFIN: Good news! The baby's worm free!
KRISTINA: No Brain Worms for this little angel because, who writes a story about a baby getting Brain Worms from a nonexistent cat?
GRIFFIN: Good point. Who DOES THAT? I was pulling for Brain Worms from a metal canister full of covfefe chimera.
JULIAN: What's up? How's Sam? Is she dead of Brain Worms yet?
ALEXIS: How did YOU know about the Brain Worms?
JULIAN: Scotty slipped me an advance script from under his Rib Bib.
KRISTINA: What is KNIFEY THROATY PSYCHO doing here?
JULIAN: I knew she'd call me that too.
JASON: Hey, Julian, you're not supposed to know about my wife's Brain Worms.
JULIAN: But they're MY DAUGHTER'S Brain Worms.
ALEXIS: He had the right to know, but if I knew Scott Baldwin was going to go all spoiler on me, I could have saved you the trip and myself the dramarama with Krissy here.
KRISTINA: (pointing at Julian) I wanna give HIM Brain Worms!
SONNY'S PIT OF ANGST
SONNY: Grey skies are gonna clear up, Sonny. Put on a happy face. Twist up that tourniquet and cheer up. Put on a happy face. Wipe off that gloomy grimace of mobster angst. Don't close your eyes. Because if you fall asleep you are for sure gonna die!
OUTSIDE THE PIT
OSCAR: Aren't old abandoned buildings awesome, Joss? It's like a treasure hunt. Oh look! I found a bullet casing. Must have been some rum runners during Prohibition. I read a book about Prohibition once. Crappy time if you ask me, but I'm not supposed to be drinking booze anyway. Not gonna risk getting on your mom's bad side.
JOSS: OMG, Oscar, is that some kids stealing our bikes? I recognize them from when they got their drunk on in my mom's hot tub, which got me grounded in the first place.
INSIDE THE PIT
SONNY: Is that Josslyn and that Oscar kid I hear? What are they doin' hangin' around some old distillery at dis hour? HEY JOSSLYN! OSCAR! CAN A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO LOSE HIS LEG GET SOME HELP AROUND HERE?
SAM'S ER CUBICLE IN HOSPITAL
HALLUCI-SONNY: Brain Worms, huh, Sam? You put a hole in my leg and you gonna blame DA BRAIN WORMZ?
SAM: He's back! He's back!
JASON: No, Sam. That's not Silas. Wait, who is Silas anyway? Did I know this guy? Anyway, the guy's name is Finn and he's the resident Brain Worms expert. You need to get some rest.
SAM: Ok. (slips into coma)
JASON: Dammit, NOT THAT WAY!
HOSPITAL ER
GRIFFIN: So if there's no cat and it can't be linked to a thermos full of Cassadine chimera madness, then it has to be the time Crazy Olivia pushed Sam over the embankment and some bird pooped on her.
FINN: Yeah, that's gotta be it.
KRISTINA: It's ALL YOUR FAULT Julian! She's your psycho sister!
JASON: I suggest you get lost, Julian.
ALEXIS: Yeah, I kinda agree. Get lost ex-hubby. But don't go too far because you're my drug now that the booze is out of my system.
GRIFFIN: Man, do I need a storyline or what? Second fiddle to Dr. Brain Worms just ain't cuttin' it. Who can I seduce with my sexy priesty doc svengali skillz?
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