Poor Silas gets stabbed three times in today's show: Once by Morgan, once by Ava and once by Nina. Of course, it was all in hypothetical flashbacks, but it's a lot to put one guy through, nonetheless. Nikolas visits Hayden in the hospital and invites her to move into Wyndemere with him. More of Le Petit Mort, or just to keep his enemy closer? Probably a little bit of both, knowing those two! Jake 'fesses up to Liz about investigating Nikolas. Sam comforts Kiki about Silas's death. Jordan and Mayor Lomax have Scott's number regarding Franco.
SONNY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: You're asking me if I KILLED SOMEONE? Way to show faith in your own flesh and blood, Mom and Dad!
SILAS GETTING STABBED FLASHBACK #1
MORGAN: Silas, you can't tell Kiki about me and Denise.
SILAS: Don't say I didn't warn you, kid. I told you keep your horny paws off that woman, but you couldn't help yourself, could you?
MORGAN: But...but...my manhood was occupying my headspace at the time!
SILAS: And the dog ate your homework too. Sorry, kid, but Kiki's gonna find out just who's in charge of your "headspace".
MORGAN: I don't think so (plunges knife into Silas's back)
SONNY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: By the way, the cops already arrested the suspect. You might remember him, MOM, because you almost married him. They got FRANCO, so if you're finished accusing me of murder, I'm outta here. Gotta go pretend to be in love with Kiki. (leaves)
CARLY: Is it just me or did Morgan not deny killing Silas?
INTERROGATION ROOM AT PCPD
AVA: Check this out. I've got a picture of your main squeeze squeezing the life out of Silas. I believe that's what they call leverage.
FRANCO: It would be if it didn't prove you were at the scene of the crime too. Nice try, Ava. Really, you could photoshop this and turn it into a meme.
AVA: Not if I submit it anonymously.
FRANCO: Look, I know you were in a coma and all, but it's 2015. The cops can trace it back to your phone faster than you can say Denise DiMuccio. As a matter of fact, I know just how you got that snapshot:
SILAS GETTING STABBED FLASHBACK #2
AVA: Don't break Kiki's heart, Silas!
SILAS: Consider it me doing my daughter a favor, by telling her the truth about what her boyfriend and so-called "aunt" are really up to.
AVA: You really want to get yourself thrown in the clink for this?
SILAS: You know what? Compared to watching you screw Morgan while my daughter is being played for the fool, the clink's not looking so bad.
AVA: Of course, you COULD avoid Pentonville altogether. (plunges knife into Silas's back)
INTERROGATION ROOM
AVA: Good look proving that, Franco. You won't have to prove a thing if you get your hands on that recording in your dad's office.
FRANCO: Fat chance of me doing that chained to a table in this joint. Besides, what evidence do you have of Nina doing the dastardly deed?
SILAS GETTING STABBED FLASHBACK #3
NINA: Silas, you BASTARD! You let ME go INSANE thinking I killed Avery but YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK HER ALL ALONG.
SILAS: I was on the way to turn myself in.
NINA: But you changed your mind, right? You said to yourself "Why not let nutty Nina take the blame!" For that, you are going to have to REPENT!
SILAS: Are you off your meds again, Nina?
NINA: REPENT OR DIE! (Plunges knife into Silas's back)
HOSPITAL
NIKOLAS: Remember me?
HAYDEN: You must be Nikolas Cassadine.
NIKOLAS: Well, that answers a lot of questions. Your memory is just fine.
HAYDEN: Not so fast! I don't remember you from before someone plugged me with lead. Jake described you to me and he did a pretty damn good job. So how DO I know you?
NIKOLAS: We got into it a few times. You know, Le Petit Mort and stuff.
HAYDEN: Why is everyone speaking French to me all of the sudden?
NIKOLAS: It means we were together, in the biblical sense. But it didn't work out in the end. You talked too much.
HAYDEN: Yet you're here beside my hospital bed, listening to me talk some more.
NIKOLAS: Move in with me.
HAYDEN: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: So Franco was telling me he has a theory about who killed Silas.
NINA: That's interesting. I'm hungry and it's Taco Night here at the funny farm. See ya, Jay.
NATHAN: Slow your roll, sis! Do you know anything about Franco's theory?
NINA: Hmmmm...NO. If it wasn't The Bogeyman, I don't know who it was.
NATHAN: Are you sure, Nina? I'm your brother. You can tell me.
NINA: Mmmmm! I smell chorizo! Gotta go!
HOSPITAL
JAKE: Look, Uhlizabeth, I know you and Nikolas are kinda tight, but there's something you need to know.
LIZ: What about Nikolas?
JAKE: Sam and I think he's more in touch with his Cassadine side than ever. Look at how he took over ELQ.
LIZ: Nikolas is a businessman.
JAKE: We think he might know who I am.
LIZ: (to herself) CRAP! (to Jake) Oh really? What makes you think that?
JAKE: Hayden seems to know and she was shacking up with Nikolas before she got shot.
LIZ: (to herself): DOUBLE CRAP! (to Jake) I see.
JAKE: Anyway, will you marry me?
LIZ: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
CARLY'S HOUSE
SAM: I'm so sorry, Kiki!
KIKI: OMG, it's so sweet of your to remember you're my cousin! I miss Dad so much.
SAM: I know, and I don't understand why anyone would want to kill him. Who would DO this?
KIKI: Franco. But I can't wrap my head around why.
SAM: Look, I know you guys were kind of close, but, Franco's just not the nicest guy around. He's kind of a serial killer.
KIKI: But he had his serial killer tumor removed. Did it come back?
SAM: Maybe he was jealous because Silas was your dad and he wanted to be.
KIKI: Great, so now my fake dad killed my real dad because of ME!
SAM: It's not your fault, Kiki. Tumor or no tumor, Franco is no stranger to homicide.
PCPD INTERROGATION ROOM
NATHAN: So, Franco, spill it. Who killed Silas?
Monday, August 10, 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015
You Can't Un-Know This
That's what Nikolas said to Liz before he confessed (in a public place, no less!) to having Hayden plugged. Liz is not cool with this. She does not want a murder on her conscience. Nikolas, however, sees no way around it. Carly suspects that Morgan is the one who did Silas in and she and Sonny summon him to ask him if Silas's death was his doing. Franco makes a case to Dr. Obrecht of Ava killing Silas because he caught her in bed with Morgan. Nina insists to Nathan that Franco did not kill Silas, but is unwilling to offer another explanation for him being found at the scene of the crime. Jake tries to jog Hayden's memory by mentioning Nikolas, but is unsuccessful. Sam explains to Patrick why she kept her investigation a secret from him. Morgan breaks it off with Denise.
FLOATING RIB
LIZ: So, did you put a bullet in Hayden's brain or didn't you?
NIKOLAS: Do you really want to know? Because once you know, you can't un-know.
LIZ: Just tell me the truth, dammit!
NIKOLAS: If you insist. Yes, I had Hayden shot and I did it for you.
LIZ: (to herself) OMG OMG OMG! He's going all Cassadine for ME! This is not good. This is not good. This is not good. (To Nikolas) This is SO not cool with me, Nikolas. I cannot be responsible for someone DYING! Not when I just got Jason back.
NIKOLAS: And Little Jake. You got little Jake back too.
LIZ: Yeah, him too. No more shooting Hayden to shut her up, okay? Find some other way.
NIKOLAS: Like what? Saying "pretty please with a cherry on top?" What if she doesn't like cherries?
SONNY'S HOUSE
CARLY: OMG, it just occurred to me. Morgan may have stabbed Silas!
SONNY: Silas is dead? Since when?
CARLY: Since last night. But since you were too busy talking to your mafia friends to watch the news, let me fill you in: He was found stabbed to death in his apartment.
SONNY: And you think our son did it?
CARLY: You told me he slept with Denise, right? And that Silas caught them in the act? It isn't much of a stretch to believe that Morgan wanted to keep Silas quiet.
SONNY: No wonder he was pounding the booze so hard!
SHADYBROOK
NINA: I told you, Jay, Franco didn't kill Silas. The Bogeyman did it. He did it and he's framing Franco! Franco had his killer tumor REMOVED, remember? Franco is INNOCENT!
NATHAN: Nina, the Bogeyman doesn't exist. He's a figment of your imagination. Franco was found at the scene in possession of the murder weapon.
NINA: But the Bogeyman DOES exist, Jay. He DOES! And HE was the one who placed the kn--the murder weapon in Franco's hands. You HAVE to believe me, Jay. You HAVE TO! Pinky-swear that you believe me. PINKY SWEAR!!!!
NATHAN: Have you been watching Full House reruns here or something?
NINA: PINKY SWEAR, DAMMIT!
PCPD
FRANCO: So, Ava was the one who murdered Silas.
LIESL OBRECHT: Franco, liebchen, Ava is DEAD! You cannot accuse a dead person of murder. It is not possible.
FRANCO: Ah, but it is, because Ava is no more dead than you or I. Silas rescued her from the freezing February water and not only that, he cured her of cancer by kidnapping Avery and donating her blood marrow to Ava. That's why this Denise DiMuccio has different DNA than Ava.
LIESL OBRECHT: Zen vy kill ze man who saved her life?
FRANCO: Because she was boinking Morgan Corinthos with impunity and Silas walked in on them. He was PISSED that Morgan was hurting his daughter Kiki by cheating on her with her so-called AUNT. He threatened to expose her as Ava and have her sent to jail. On top of telling Kiki what her beloved "Aunt Denise" did to her.
LIESL OBRECHT: How can you prove zis?
FRANCO: Therein lies the rub, Liesl. We can't prove it because I stupidly wiped Ava's fingerprints off the knife when I was trying to protect Nina.
LIESL OBRECHT: I know! Ve vill call Nassan and you vill tell him your seory.
HOSPITAL
JAKE: So, Hayden, do you remember a guy named Nikolas Cassadine?
HAYDEN: Name doesn't ring a bell. Why?
JAKE: There have been rumors that the two of you were doing something called Le Petit Mort together, whatever that means.
HAYDEN: How should I know? I don't speak French. The only thing I remember was that you were my fake husband.
SAM: So the reason I didn't tell you I was working with Jake is that I don't trust Elizabeth.
PATRICK: I don't follow.
SAM: Elizabeth and Nikolas are thick as thieves and she might tip Nikolas off that Jake and I are investigating his unsavory methods of acquiring ELQ.
PATRICK: And where do I fit into all this?
SAM: I didn't want you to have to lie to your friend. That and I told Jake not to tell Elizabeth so it was only fair that I had to keep it a secret from you. That's how these things work, you know?
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
MORGAN: We have to be over for realsies now, Denise. Kiki's already lost her dad and I'm feeling major guilt for that.
AVA/"DENISE": Since when has your brain returned to your headspace, Moahgan?
MORGAN: I'm sorry, Denise. Kiki needs us both now.
AVA/"DENISE": Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna miss rollin' in the hay with ya.
SONNY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: What's up, Mom and Dad. Why have you been sending me 5,000 texts?
SONNY: Son, your mother has an important question for you.
MORGAN: Okay, mom. Just give me a heads up: Is it true-false or multiple choice? I'm way better at multiple choice.
CARLY: Sorry, Morgan, but this is a true-false. You killed Silas Clay. True or False?
HOSPITAL
LIZ: (to herself) You are not going crazy. You are not going crazy. You are not going crazy.
PATRICK: Hey there, Elizabeth.
LIZ: I am not going crazy! Sorry, just have a lot on my plate (to herself) like making sure Nikolas doesn't finish Hayden off.
FLOATING RIB
LIZ: So, did you put a bullet in Hayden's brain or didn't you?
NIKOLAS: Do you really want to know? Because once you know, you can't un-know.
LIZ: Just tell me the truth, dammit!
NIKOLAS: If you insist. Yes, I had Hayden shot and I did it for you.
LIZ: (to herself) OMG OMG OMG! He's going all Cassadine for ME! This is not good. This is not good. This is not good. (To Nikolas) This is SO not cool with me, Nikolas. I cannot be responsible for someone DYING! Not when I just got Jason back.
NIKOLAS: And Little Jake. You got little Jake back too.
LIZ: Yeah, him too. No more shooting Hayden to shut her up, okay? Find some other way.
NIKOLAS: Like what? Saying "pretty please with a cherry on top?" What if she doesn't like cherries?
SONNY'S HOUSE
CARLY: OMG, it just occurred to me. Morgan may have stabbed Silas!
SONNY: Silas is dead? Since when?
CARLY: Since last night. But since you were too busy talking to your mafia friends to watch the news, let me fill you in: He was found stabbed to death in his apartment.
SONNY: And you think our son did it?
CARLY: You told me he slept with Denise, right? And that Silas caught them in the act? It isn't much of a stretch to believe that Morgan wanted to keep Silas quiet.
SONNY: No wonder he was pounding the booze so hard!
SHADYBROOK
NINA: I told you, Jay, Franco didn't kill Silas. The Bogeyman did it. He did it and he's framing Franco! Franco had his killer tumor REMOVED, remember? Franco is INNOCENT!
NATHAN: Nina, the Bogeyman doesn't exist. He's a figment of your imagination. Franco was found at the scene in possession of the murder weapon.
NINA: But the Bogeyman DOES exist, Jay. He DOES! And HE was the one who placed the kn--the murder weapon in Franco's hands. You HAVE to believe me, Jay. You HAVE TO! Pinky-swear that you believe me. PINKY SWEAR!!!!
NATHAN: Have you been watching Full House reruns here or something?
NINA: PINKY SWEAR, DAMMIT!
PCPD
FRANCO: So, Ava was the one who murdered Silas.
LIESL OBRECHT: Franco, liebchen, Ava is DEAD! You cannot accuse a dead person of murder. It is not possible.
FRANCO: Ah, but it is, because Ava is no more dead than you or I. Silas rescued her from the freezing February water and not only that, he cured her of cancer by kidnapping Avery and donating her blood marrow to Ava. That's why this Denise DiMuccio has different DNA than Ava.
LIESL OBRECHT: Zen vy kill ze man who saved her life?
FRANCO: Because she was boinking Morgan Corinthos with impunity and Silas walked in on them. He was PISSED that Morgan was hurting his daughter Kiki by cheating on her with her so-called AUNT. He threatened to expose her as Ava and have her sent to jail. On top of telling Kiki what her beloved "Aunt Denise" did to her.
LIESL OBRECHT: How can you prove zis?
FRANCO: Therein lies the rub, Liesl. We can't prove it because I stupidly wiped Ava's fingerprints off the knife when I was trying to protect Nina.
LIESL OBRECHT: I know! Ve vill call Nassan and you vill tell him your seory.
HOSPITAL
JAKE: So, Hayden, do you remember a guy named Nikolas Cassadine?
HAYDEN: Name doesn't ring a bell. Why?
JAKE: There have been rumors that the two of you were doing something called Le Petit Mort together, whatever that means.
HAYDEN: How should I know? I don't speak French. The only thing I remember was that you were my fake husband.
SAM: So the reason I didn't tell you I was working with Jake is that I don't trust Elizabeth.
PATRICK: I don't follow.
SAM: Elizabeth and Nikolas are thick as thieves and she might tip Nikolas off that Jake and I are investigating his unsavory methods of acquiring ELQ.
PATRICK: And where do I fit into all this?
SAM: I didn't want you to have to lie to your friend. That and I told Jake not to tell Elizabeth so it was only fair that I had to keep it a secret from you. That's how these things work, you know?
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
MORGAN: We have to be over for realsies now, Denise. Kiki's already lost her dad and I'm feeling major guilt for that.
AVA/"DENISE": Since when has your brain returned to your headspace, Moahgan?
MORGAN: I'm sorry, Denise. Kiki needs us both now.
AVA/"DENISE": Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna miss rollin' in the hay with ya.
SONNY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: What's up, Mom and Dad. Why have you been sending me 5,000 texts?
SONNY: Son, your mother has an important question for you.
MORGAN: Okay, mom. Just give me a heads up: Is it true-false or multiple choice? I'm way better at multiple choice.
CARLY: Sorry, Morgan, but this is a true-false. You killed Silas Clay. True or False?
HOSPITAL
LIZ: (to herself) You are not going crazy. You are not going crazy. You are not going crazy.
PATRICK: Hey there, Elizabeth.
LIZ: I am not going crazy! Sorry, just have a lot on my plate (to herself) like making sure Nikolas doesn't finish Hayden off.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
The Case of The Silenced Silas
Morgan comforts Kiki when she shows up at Carly's. Nina has some visitors at Shadybrook in Ric and Nathan. Franco calls in Dr. Obrecht and tells her he found Nina at the scene of the crime. Sam confronts Hayden about her memory loss while Jake is much more sympathetic to the recently-comatose woman. Liz asks Nikolas if he had anything to do with Hayden's shooting. Dante questions "Denise" about her relationships with Silas and Franco.
LIZ'S BEDROOM
LIZ: Does it make me a terrible person if I don't want you to get your memory back?
JAKE: On a scale of 1 to Helena Cassadine, all I can say is it's a little tiny bit closer to 1.
LIZ: (to herself) Phew! Now I'm in SLIGHTLY less trouble when it all hits the fan. (to Jake) Good to hear. You're such an understanding guy, Jake.
CARLY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: OMG, Kiki! You have that I-know-my-Dad's-dead look on your face. I'm so sorry!
KIKI: Franco did it! I ran into him right outside the door and he kept trying to distract me from going in and when I went in, he already knew Dad was dead. Then he snatched my phone so I wouldn't call the cops, but I snatched it back. The MURDER WEAPON was in his BAG!
MORGAN: Color me shocked. But I know you, for some weird reason like him being your fake dad, were close to him so I'm sorry your fake dad killed your real dad. That's gotta suck big time.
KIKI: But why did he do it? That's what I don't get. Why did Franco kill my dad?
MORGAN: Hell if I know.
PCPD
NATHAN: You were caught at the crime scene with the murder weapon in your bag and a partial fingerprint on the weapon. What do you have to say for yourself, Franco?
FRANCO: That I suck at covering my tracks?
NATHAN: I wouldn't be so glib if I were you. You're in deep trouble, Franco.
FRANCO: Where have I heard that before? By the way, you owe me a phone call.
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
AVA/"DENISE": Look, officah, I didn't know this Silas that much, 'cept foah the fact that he was Kiki's fathah.
DANTE: So you phoned a near stranger last night?
AVA/"DENISE": You see, I wanted ta get to know him bettah, seein' he was Kiki's fathah and Kiki was very impoahtant to me.
DANTE: What about your relationship with Franco? Weren't you two a thing?
AVA/"DENISE": We had a fake fling and swapped ABC gum a few times. That's awl there was to it. What's Franco got to do with any of this?
DANTE: Oh, I don't know, we only found him at the scene of the crime trying to get rid of the murder weapon.
HOSPITAL
SAM: 'Fess up, Hayden! You're faking your amnesia and you are holding out on Jake's true identity.
HAYDEN: It's a good thing you're not a doctor because you have the Worst. Bedside. Manner. EVER!
SAM: I know a con artist when I see one. You faked being Jake's wife because Ric Lansing paid you off.
HAYDEN: I don't know this Ric you speak of.
SAM: Sure you don't.
HAYDEN: I'm so blackballing you from visiting me.
FLOATING RIB
LIZ: Nikolas, did you shoot Hayden and put her in a coma?
NIKOLAS: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
LIZ: When you said you'd "take care of Hayden" did you mean you'd do it The Cassadine Way?
NIKOLAS: Who do you take me for, Liz? My grandmother?
LIZ: I'm starting to wonder...
PCPD
LIESL OBRECHT: Franco! Vat hass wrought zis? Vy are you in custody for ze murder of Dr. Clay?
FRANCO: I didn't do it, Liesl.
LIESL OBRECHT: I didn't sink you did it. But who did?
FRANCO: I need you to give me some doctor-patient confidentiality. If I create a self-inflicted injury would you do that for me?
LIESL OBRECHT: You aah most creative, Franco. I vill do zis for you.
FRANCO: You fix my hangnail, I'll tell you what I know. Okay, so I found Nina holding the knife over Silas's dead body.
LIESL OBRECHT: Nina did zis? Vy am I not surprised? So vy are you in zis room and not her?
FRANCO: Because she said she didn't do it and I believe her.
LIESL OBRECHT: Ach! Liebchen! You aah too kind toward my unstable weiner schnitzel of a niece! I vill tell Nassan right now and you vill be set free!
FRANCO: What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality? Besides, I know who did Silas in and it wasn't Nina. It was Ava.
LIESL OBRECHT: Say VAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
HOSPITAL
JAKE: Hi, Hayden. How's the ol' memory?
HAYDEN: Try nonexistent.
JAKE: I feel ya. Mine isn't much better.
HAYDEN: That's so not encouraging.
JAKE: Who says just because my memory isn't coming back that yours won't either?
HAYDEN: You are SO much nicer than that skinny shrew with two balloons strapped to her chest.
SHADYBROOK
NINA: Silas is dead, Ric!
RIC: How did YOU know?
NINA: They DO have news here, you know.
RIC: I heard last night, but I didn't want to call you about it and risk you going off the deep end. (to himself) Why DIDN'T I call?
NINA: By the way, I didn't kidnap Avery. Someone else did.
RIC: You're still in denial, Nina. That is why you are in this here loony bin.
NINA: The Bogeyman did it.
NATHAN: Nina, you might want to sit down for this.
NINA: I already know about Silas, Jay.
RIC: They DO have news here, Detective.
NATHAN: Franco is in custody.
NINA: He didn't do it. The Bogeyman did. Ric, tell Jay the Bogeyman kidnapped Avery AND killed Silas.
LIZ'S BEDROOM
LIZ: Does it make me a terrible person if I don't want you to get your memory back?
JAKE: On a scale of 1 to Helena Cassadine, all I can say is it's a little tiny bit closer to 1.
LIZ: (to herself) Phew! Now I'm in SLIGHTLY less trouble when it all hits the fan. (to Jake) Good to hear. You're such an understanding guy, Jake.
CARLY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: OMG, Kiki! You have that I-know-my-Dad's-dead look on your face. I'm so sorry!
KIKI: Franco did it! I ran into him right outside the door and he kept trying to distract me from going in and when I went in, he already knew Dad was dead. Then he snatched my phone so I wouldn't call the cops, but I snatched it back. The MURDER WEAPON was in his BAG!
MORGAN: Color me shocked. But I know you, for some weird reason like him being your fake dad, were close to him so I'm sorry your fake dad killed your real dad. That's gotta suck big time.
KIKI: But why did he do it? That's what I don't get. Why did Franco kill my dad?
MORGAN: Hell if I know.
PCPD
NATHAN: You were caught at the crime scene with the murder weapon in your bag and a partial fingerprint on the weapon. What do you have to say for yourself, Franco?
FRANCO: That I suck at covering my tracks?
NATHAN: I wouldn't be so glib if I were you. You're in deep trouble, Franco.
FRANCO: Where have I heard that before? By the way, you owe me a phone call.
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
AVA/"DENISE": Look, officah, I didn't know this Silas that much, 'cept foah the fact that he was Kiki's fathah.
DANTE: So you phoned a near stranger last night?
AVA/"DENISE": You see, I wanted ta get to know him bettah, seein' he was Kiki's fathah and Kiki was very impoahtant to me.
DANTE: What about your relationship with Franco? Weren't you two a thing?
AVA/"DENISE": We had a fake fling and swapped ABC gum a few times. That's awl there was to it. What's Franco got to do with any of this?
DANTE: Oh, I don't know, we only found him at the scene of the crime trying to get rid of the murder weapon.
HOSPITAL
SAM: 'Fess up, Hayden! You're faking your amnesia and you are holding out on Jake's true identity.
HAYDEN: It's a good thing you're not a doctor because you have the Worst. Bedside. Manner. EVER!
SAM: I know a con artist when I see one. You faked being Jake's wife because Ric Lansing paid you off.
HAYDEN: I don't know this Ric you speak of.
SAM: Sure you don't.
HAYDEN: I'm so blackballing you from visiting me.
FLOATING RIB
LIZ: Nikolas, did you shoot Hayden and put her in a coma?
NIKOLAS: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
LIZ: When you said you'd "take care of Hayden" did you mean you'd do it The Cassadine Way?
NIKOLAS: Who do you take me for, Liz? My grandmother?
LIZ: I'm starting to wonder...
PCPD
LIESL OBRECHT: Franco! Vat hass wrought zis? Vy are you in custody for ze murder of Dr. Clay?
FRANCO: I didn't do it, Liesl.
LIESL OBRECHT: I didn't sink you did it. But who did?
FRANCO: I need you to give me some doctor-patient confidentiality. If I create a self-inflicted injury would you do that for me?
LIESL OBRECHT: You aah most creative, Franco. I vill do zis for you.
FRANCO: You fix my hangnail, I'll tell you what I know. Okay, so I found Nina holding the knife over Silas's dead body.
LIESL OBRECHT: Nina did zis? Vy am I not surprised? So vy are you in zis room and not her?
FRANCO: Because she said she didn't do it and I believe her.
LIESL OBRECHT: Ach! Liebchen! You aah too kind toward my unstable weiner schnitzel of a niece! I vill tell Nassan right now and you vill be set free!
FRANCO: What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality? Besides, I know who did Silas in and it wasn't Nina. It was Ava.
LIESL OBRECHT: Say VAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
HOSPITAL
JAKE: Hi, Hayden. How's the ol' memory?
HAYDEN: Try nonexistent.
JAKE: I feel ya. Mine isn't much better.
HAYDEN: That's so not encouraging.
JAKE: Who says just because my memory isn't coming back that yours won't either?
HAYDEN: You are SO much nicer than that skinny shrew with two balloons strapped to her chest.
SHADYBROOK
NINA: Silas is dead, Ric!
RIC: How did YOU know?
NINA: They DO have news here, you know.
RIC: I heard last night, but I didn't want to call you about it and risk you going off the deep end. (to himself) Why DIDN'T I call?
NINA: By the way, I didn't kidnap Avery. Someone else did.
RIC: You're still in denial, Nina. That is why you are in this here loony bin.
NINA: The Bogeyman did it.
NATHAN: Nina, you might want to sit down for this.
NINA: I already know about Silas, Jay.
RIC: They DO have news here, Detective.
NATHAN: Franco is in custody.
NINA: He didn't do it. The Bogeyman did. Ric, tell Jay the Bogeyman kidnapped Avery AND killed Silas.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
A Meeting Of Da Mobsters
Sonny meets with the Five Families to try to figure out who's been hitting his "shipments" and ends up shooting The Taunting Russian. Asian Lady Likely Related To Brad was in attendance as well. Carly gets in Morgan's face about his relationship with "Denise". Dante tries to get information about Silas's murder from Kiki. Jordan tries to do the same with Franco, but he refuses to implicate Nina. Julian is curious about why "Denise" is so torn up about Silas's death, but Patrick is sympathetic when Sam learns of her ex-lover's murder. Nina desperately wants to speak with Franco.
RYAN'S BAR
MOBSTER MEDIATOR: I now call this meeting of the Five Families to order.
SONNY: Who's been hittin' my shipments?
TAUNTING RUSSIAN: I khev no eenterest een your coffee. Bat my meedleman used to work wit Meester Zherome.
SONNY: Is that so?
TAUNTING RUSSIAN: Da, Meester Corintos. Da! You khev no eenforcer now dat Meester Morgan ees dead and hees replacement ees een zhail and Meester Lavery ees dead too. Poor defenseless Meester Corintos!
SONNY: Hey, Russkie, how's this for defenseless? (shoots Taunting Russian and all hell is about to break loose.
MOBSTER MEDIATOR: Now now, mobsters. Put the guns away and let's be civil about this.
CARLY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: OMG, you actually remember you live here? And here I thought you moved in with Dad and Avery.
CARLY: You need to drive up the the Hamptons and comfort Kiki. It's better she hears about her father's death from you than on the news.
MORGAN: How about I just leave a message instead?
CARLY: You need to man up, Morgan. Go up there and let Kiki cry in your arms. Or will that get in the way of sexy time with Denise?
MORGAN: What the hell, Mom? Were you spying on me?
CARLY: I went over yesterday to give Denise a piece of my mind. I told her to keep her sleazy hands off you.
MORGAN: How about butting the hell out of my business instead, Mom?
CARLY: Because your male member is occupying your headspace, Morgan! It's making decisions it is CLEARLY not qualified to make.
PCPD
DANTE: Kiki, I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but I need deets about what you found when you entered the scene of the crime.
KIKI: I...OMG...I saw my Dad...bleeding and stuff and Franco...he had the murder weapon and...he knew Dad was dead before...I checked his pulse and...WHY DID I TRUST THAT PSYCHO IN THE FIRST PLACE! OMG OMG OMG!
DANTE: It's not your fault, Kiki. We're just trying to get information right now so we can get justice for your dad, okay?
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
JULIAN: What's got you so weepy, long lost sis?
AVA/"DENISE": I just found out a guy was murdered. Silas Clay. Do you know him?
JULIAN: Silas is dead?
AVA/"DENISE": I was watchin' the news and I saw his pictcha. He was my niece's dad, so I'm feelin' sad foah Kiki.
JULIAN: Yeah, Kiki. I never cared for the guy, but he was my niece's father, so maybe I should give her a call.
AVA/"DENISE": Yeah, maybe you should. OMG, I can't believe he's really dead.
JULIAN: Really, Denise? So much emotion over a guy you barely knew? I know Ava had a roll in the hay or two with Clay but you?
AVA/"DENISE": Really? Ava was into this guy?
JULIAN: Ava was my sister, but she had a thing for chewing guys up and spitting them you, you know?
AVA/"DENISE": Yeah, sorta like ABC gum.
JULIAN: Yeah, exactly. (to himself) This one's nuttier than a fruitcake.
SHADYBROOK
NINA: I need to use your PHONE, Mr. Looney Bin Guy. I need to use it NOW!
ATTENDANT: Sorry, no phone privileges for you, Mrs. Lansing.
NINA: Who are you? The Phone Nazi? Gimme the phone NOW!
MADELINE: Truly unhinged!
NINA: Mother, what are you doing here?
MADELINE: Checking up on my desperately troubled daughter, what do you think I'm doing here?
NINA: I don't belong here, mother. I KNOW I didn't kidnap Avery.
MADELINE: Of course you kidnapped her! Why else would you be hallucinating crying babies and cribs.
NINA: I didn't do it because Franco told me I didn't do it.
MADELINE: Since when is Franco a credible source of information? If you didn't do it, then who does Franco think did it?
NINA: He's blaming the bogeyman. Yes, the bogeyman kidnapped Ava Jerome's baby. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
PCPD INTERROGATION ROOM
JORDAN: Well, Mr. Baldwin, what do you have to say for yourself?
FRANCO: That orange is indeed the new black and that I don't care who says it isn't.
JORDAN: Are you aware of the charges against you?
FRANCO: Silas's blood looked like raspberry jelly. It was a case of mistaken identity.
PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE
SAM: OMG, Silas is dead!
PATRICK: Dead? What the hell happened?
SAM: He was murdered in his apartment.
PATRICK: That's harsh. Any idea who did it?
SAM: Who would want to kill Silas? He cures people of cancer!
PATRICK: Would you still be with him if Nina didn't show up?
SAM: Nah, he talked about tumor markers too much. I was just using him to get over Jason's death and so I could be ready for...well...YOU!
PCPD
KIKI: Go to hell, PSYCHO!
FRANCO: And to think, you were almost my daughter.
RYAN'S BAR
MOBSTER MEDIATOR: I now call this meeting of the Five Families to order.
SONNY: Who's been hittin' my shipments?
TAUNTING RUSSIAN: I khev no eenterest een your coffee. Bat my meedleman used to work wit Meester Zherome.
SONNY: Is that so?
TAUNTING RUSSIAN: Da, Meester Corintos. Da! You khev no eenforcer now dat Meester Morgan ees dead and hees replacement ees een zhail and Meester Lavery ees dead too. Poor defenseless Meester Corintos!
SONNY: Hey, Russkie, how's this for defenseless? (shoots Taunting Russian and all hell is about to break loose.
MOBSTER MEDIATOR: Now now, mobsters. Put the guns away and let's be civil about this.
CARLY'S HOUSE
MORGAN: OMG, you actually remember you live here? And here I thought you moved in with Dad and Avery.
CARLY: You need to drive up the the Hamptons and comfort Kiki. It's better she hears about her father's death from you than on the news.
MORGAN: How about I just leave a message instead?
CARLY: You need to man up, Morgan. Go up there and let Kiki cry in your arms. Or will that get in the way of sexy time with Denise?
MORGAN: What the hell, Mom? Were you spying on me?
CARLY: I went over yesterday to give Denise a piece of my mind. I told her to keep her sleazy hands off you.
MORGAN: How about butting the hell out of my business instead, Mom?
CARLY: Because your male member is occupying your headspace, Morgan! It's making decisions it is CLEARLY not qualified to make.
PCPD
DANTE: Kiki, I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but I need deets about what you found when you entered the scene of the crime.
KIKI: I...OMG...I saw my Dad...bleeding and stuff and Franco...he had the murder weapon and...he knew Dad was dead before...I checked his pulse and...WHY DID I TRUST THAT PSYCHO IN THE FIRST PLACE! OMG OMG OMG!
DANTE: It's not your fault, Kiki. We're just trying to get information right now so we can get justice for your dad, okay?
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
JULIAN: What's got you so weepy, long lost sis?
AVA/"DENISE": I just found out a guy was murdered. Silas Clay. Do you know him?
JULIAN: Silas is dead?
AVA/"DENISE": I was watchin' the news and I saw his pictcha. He was my niece's dad, so I'm feelin' sad foah Kiki.
JULIAN: Yeah, Kiki. I never cared for the guy, but he was my niece's father, so maybe I should give her a call.
AVA/"DENISE": Yeah, maybe you should. OMG, I can't believe he's really dead.
JULIAN: Really, Denise? So much emotion over a guy you barely knew? I know Ava had a roll in the hay or two with Clay but you?
AVA/"DENISE": Really? Ava was into this guy?
JULIAN: Ava was my sister, but she had a thing for chewing guys up and spitting them you, you know?
AVA/"DENISE": Yeah, sorta like ABC gum.
JULIAN: Yeah, exactly. (to himself) This one's nuttier than a fruitcake.
SHADYBROOK
NINA: I need to use your PHONE, Mr. Looney Bin Guy. I need to use it NOW!
ATTENDANT: Sorry, no phone privileges for you, Mrs. Lansing.
NINA: Who are you? The Phone Nazi? Gimme the phone NOW!
MADELINE: Truly unhinged!
NINA: Mother, what are you doing here?
MADELINE: Checking up on my desperately troubled daughter, what do you think I'm doing here?
NINA: I don't belong here, mother. I KNOW I didn't kidnap Avery.
MADELINE: Of course you kidnapped her! Why else would you be hallucinating crying babies and cribs.
NINA: I didn't do it because Franco told me I didn't do it.
MADELINE: Since when is Franco a credible source of information? If you didn't do it, then who does Franco think did it?
NINA: He's blaming the bogeyman. Yes, the bogeyman kidnapped Ava Jerome's baby. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
PCPD INTERROGATION ROOM
JORDAN: Well, Mr. Baldwin, what do you have to say for yourself?
FRANCO: That orange is indeed the new black and that I don't care who says it isn't.
JORDAN: Are you aware of the charges against you?
FRANCO: Silas's blood looked like raspberry jelly. It was a case of mistaken identity.
PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE
SAM: OMG, Silas is dead!
PATRICK: Dead? What the hell happened?
SAM: He was murdered in his apartment.
PATRICK: That's harsh. Any idea who did it?
SAM: Who would want to kill Silas? He cures people of cancer!
PATRICK: Would you still be with him if Nina didn't show up?
SAM: Nah, he talked about tumor markers too much. I was just using him to get over Jason's death and so I could be ready for...well...YOU!
PCPD
KIKI: Go to hell, PSYCHO!
FRANCO: And to think, you were almost my daughter.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Let's Not Talk About Silas
Nina lets it slip to Nathan that she thinks someone framed her for kidnapping Avery but she doesn't mention who it was. Morgan gets dodgy with Lucas when he brings up Silas's name. Franco tries to stop Kiki from going into Silas's apartment, but is unsuccessful and ends up in police custody. Felix urges Brad to tell Lucas the whole story about his marriage. Carly confronts "Denise". Awkwardness ensues when Dillon and Valerie's date is interrupted by Dante and Lulu.
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: Where were you, Nina?
NINA: Hello! I was behind you the whole time you were yelling at that poor lady.
NATHAN: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I think you're being framed for Avery's kidnapping.
NINA: I think so too.
NATHAN: So you're onto Madeline and Ric's evil machinations? Why commit yourself then?
NINA: Who said anything about my mother and my hubby? I think it might have been someone else.
NATHAN: Who?
NINA: Someone I'm not supposed to talk about.
NATHAN: I'm trying to help you here, Nina! Give me something to go on.
OUTSIDE SILAS'S APARTMENT
KIKI: Why are you trying to stop me from putting my suitcase away, Franco? Did Heather shoot you up with LSD again? You really need to stay away from that psycho, even if she is your mother. I'm going in
FRANCO: Don't say I didn't warn---
KIKI: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH! DAD! BLOOD! 911! OMG!!!!!
FRANCO: I'm sorry, Kiki, but your dad is no longer among the living.
KIKI: (shrieking through tears) HOW DO YOU KNOW? DID YOU KILL HIM YOURSELF?
FRANCO: Easy, easy, Kiki! Remember when I was almost your dad? I wouldn't do that to you.
KIKI: I have to call the cops.
FRANCO: How about let's pretend he was making sushi and practicing yoga at the same time and wasn't particularly good at multitasking?
KIKI: So you DID do it! No wonder why your takeout smells like jelly doughnut jelly!
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
CARLY: I know you're trying to screw my son, Denise.
AVA/"DENISE": I ain't seen Michael in foahevah!
CARLY: You know who I mean. You're just like your slutty sister, possibly even worse.
AVA/"DENISE": What can I say? Sexiness runs in da family.
CARLY: You make me sick! Stay the hell away from Morgan!
AVA/"DENISE": Does Moahagan know his mommy is coming ovah heah at midnight protectin' his honah? How sweet!
FLOATING RIB
DILLON: True confession: I almost canceled our date because I heard you locked lips with Dante, but then I figured, what the hey, it's not as if Dante has mono or anything and it was JUST A KISS, right?
VALERIE: (fingers crossed behind her back) Yep, just a kiss.
UNBORN BABY: Good luck with selling THAT line in a few months!
VALERIE: Can we declare a moratorium on talking about Dante for, like, the rest of the time we're fake-dating?
DILLON: Might be easier said than done. Turn around.
LULU: Look who we ran into.
VALERIE: Sure, this is not awkward AT ALL!
LULU: Why should it be? We're cuzzies, right?
VALERIE: Cuzzies!
UNBORN BABY: Oh good grief!
CARLY'S HOUSE
LUCAS: Sorry, Morgan, I totally forgot you lived here. I never see you, so I figured you moved in with your girlfriend.
MORGAN: Which one?
LUCAS: Hello? Kiki. The brunette who grew six inches and went blonde? Who else are you seeing?
MORGAN: Don't listen to me, bro. I'm drunk. By the way, where's your main squeeze? Shouldn't you and Brad be planning a Big Fat Gay Wedding right about now? For the record, I'm totally cool with the gay thing.
LUCAS: Good to know, but the wedding's not gonna happen. Why? Because my ex-fiance is ALREADY MARRIED!
MORGAN: No WAY, man!
LUCAS: Way. So I'm here babysitting Corn Girl With The Kidney Of Unknown Origin. These kinds of betrayals must run in the family. Remember how Silas kept his wife a secret from Sam?
MORGAN: Wanna play a game? It's called "Let's Not Talk About Silas".
LUCAS: Do I win something for not talking about Silas? Why ARE we not talking about Silas, by the way?
MORGAN: I plead the fifth. Night, Uncle Lucas.
HOSPITAL
FELIX: How are things with you and Lucas?
BRAD: We're history. Lucas found out I'm married and the jig is up.
FELIX: Did you tell him everything?
BRAD: He wouldn't give me the chance. All I've heard from him since is that he's hanging with Carly and watching her Daughter of The Corn.
FELIX: You need to march over there and tell him the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: Gotta go, sis. Police business. You be a good little mental patient and stay away from your mother and Ric. I never thought I'd say this, but you'd be better off hanging out with Franco than the two of them.
FLOATING RIB
DANTE: Sorry to cut this totally-not-awkward double date short, but I've got to hightail it to a murder scene.
LULU: My husband, the cop.
VALERIE: Boy, this double dating has taken a lot out of me. I'm calling it a night.
DILLON: Maybe we should fly to Timbuktu for our next date. I'll walk you to your car.
SILAS'S APARTMENT
DANTE: Franco Baldwin, you're under arrest!
KIKI: I was wrong to believe in you, Franco. You ARE a psycho!
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: Where were you, Nina?
NINA: Hello! I was behind you the whole time you were yelling at that poor lady.
NATHAN: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I think you're being framed for Avery's kidnapping.
NINA: I think so too.
NATHAN: So you're onto Madeline and Ric's evil machinations? Why commit yourself then?
NINA: Who said anything about my mother and my hubby? I think it might have been someone else.
NATHAN: Who?
NINA: Someone I'm not supposed to talk about.
NATHAN: I'm trying to help you here, Nina! Give me something to go on.
OUTSIDE SILAS'S APARTMENT
KIKI: Why are you trying to stop me from putting my suitcase away, Franco? Did Heather shoot you up with LSD again? You really need to stay away from that psycho, even if she is your mother. I'm going in
FRANCO: Don't say I didn't warn---
KIKI: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH! DAD! BLOOD! 911! OMG!!!!!
FRANCO: I'm sorry, Kiki, but your dad is no longer among the living.
KIKI: (shrieking through tears) HOW DO YOU KNOW? DID YOU KILL HIM YOURSELF?
FRANCO: Easy, easy, Kiki! Remember when I was almost your dad? I wouldn't do that to you.
KIKI: I have to call the cops.
FRANCO: How about let's pretend he was making sushi and practicing yoga at the same time and wasn't particularly good at multitasking?
KIKI: So you DID do it! No wonder why your takeout smells like jelly doughnut jelly!
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
CARLY: I know you're trying to screw my son, Denise.
AVA/"DENISE": I ain't seen Michael in foahevah!
CARLY: You know who I mean. You're just like your slutty sister, possibly even worse.
AVA/"DENISE": What can I say? Sexiness runs in da family.
CARLY: You make me sick! Stay the hell away from Morgan!
AVA/"DENISE": Does Moahagan know his mommy is coming ovah heah at midnight protectin' his honah? How sweet!
FLOATING RIB
DILLON: True confession: I almost canceled our date because I heard you locked lips with Dante, but then I figured, what the hey, it's not as if Dante has mono or anything and it was JUST A KISS, right?
VALERIE: (fingers crossed behind her back) Yep, just a kiss.
UNBORN BABY: Good luck with selling THAT line in a few months!
VALERIE: Can we declare a moratorium on talking about Dante for, like, the rest of the time we're fake-dating?
DILLON: Might be easier said than done. Turn around.
LULU: Look who we ran into.
VALERIE: Sure, this is not awkward AT ALL!
LULU: Why should it be? We're cuzzies, right?
VALERIE: Cuzzies!
UNBORN BABY: Oh good grief!
CARLY'S HOUSE
LUCAS: Sorry, Morgan, I totally forgot you lived here. I never see you, so I figured you moved in with your girlfriend.
MORGAN: Which one?
LUCAS: Hello? Kiki. The brunette who grew six inches and went blonde? Who else are you seeing?
MORGAN: Don't listen to me, bro. I'm drunk. By the way, where's your main squeeze? Shouldn't you and Brad be planning a Big Fat Gay Wedding right about now? For the record, I'm totally cool with the gay thing.
LUCAS: Good to know, but the wedding's not gonna happen. Why? Because my ex-fiance is ALREADY MARRIED!
MORGAN: No WAY, man!
LUCAS: Way. So I'm here babysitting Corn Girl With The Kidney Of Unknown Origin. These kinds of betrayals must run in the family. Remember how Silas kept his wife a secret from Sam?
MORGAN: Wanna play a game? It's called "Let's Not Talk About Silas".
LUCAS: Do I win something for not talking about Silas? Why ARE we not talking about Silas, by the way?
MORGAN: I plead the fifth. Night, Uncle Lucas.
HOSPITAL
FELIX: How are things with you and Lucas?
BRAD: We're history. Lucas found out I'm married and the jig is up.
FELIX: Did you tell him everything?
BRAD: He wouldn't give me the chance. All I've heard from him since is that he's hanging with Carly and watching her Daughter of The Corn.
FELIX: You need to march over there and tell him the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: Gotta go, sis. Police business. You be a good little mental patient and stay away from your mother and Ric. I never thought I'd say this, but you'd be better off hanging out with Franco than the two of them.
FLOATING RIB
DANTE: Sorry to cut this totally-not-awkward double date short, but I've got to hightail it to a murder scene.
LULU: My husband, the cop.
VALERIE: Boy, this double dating has taken a lot out of me. I'm calling it a night.
DILLON: Maybe we should fly to Timbuktu for our next date. I'll walk you to your car.
SILAS'S APARTMENT
DANTE: Franco Baldwin, you're under arrest!
KIKI: I was wrong to believe in you, Franco. You ARE a psycho!
Monday, August 3, 2015
I Believe You
Franco walks in on Nina holding a knife over poor, poor Silas's dead body. Morgan confides in Sonny about being caught in bed with "Denise". Julian notices that Ava/"Denise" is on edge. Nathan demands that Ric surrender the baby blanket that he claimed belonged to Avery. Laura assures Nikolas and Liz that she will keep their secret but she's leaving town to avoid running into Jake/Jason's loved ones. Hayden wakes up and is unable to give Jake and Sam the answers they are looking for.
SILAS'S APARTMENT
FRANCO: What the????? Nina, this is SO not a good look.
NINA: We need to help Silas. He's BLEEDING, Franco! Do CPR on him, like NOW!
FRANCO: (feels for Silas's pulse) A little too late for that. Silas is no longer of this world.
NINA: Silas can't be DEAD! Sure, he's laying face down with blood oozing from his back, but maybe he's just in a really REALLY deep sleep.
FRANCO: I'm sorry, Nina, but Silas is in a special little slice of Silas Heaven where everyone tells him what a great doctor he is and nobody ever mentions the name Ava Jerome to him ever again.
NINA: But I was SO MAD AT HIM for letting me think I kidnapped Avery! SO MAD AT HIM! I wanted him to tell me to my face why he did something SO CRUEL to me but I pounded and pounded on the door and he didn't answer. When a small breeze cracked the door open, I walked in and saw him with this knife in his back. Do you believe me? Do you believe I didn't kill him? Do you? Do you? DO YOU?
FRANCO: I believe you, Nina, because I feel so massively guilty for not believing you about not kidnapping that baby. But you've gotta hightail it to the nuthouse ASAP before anyone knows you're gone.
NINA: Do I HAVE to? Can I at least say goodbye to my ex-hubby first?
FRANCO: You can say goodbye, but make it snappy. I have a murder weapon to get rid of.
NINA: Silas, I may have been SO MAD AT YOU when I came here but you were a really nice guy when we were all young and in college and stuff.
METROCOURT
SONNY: Hey Morgan, what's got you hitting the booze so hard?
MORGAN: Life, man. Just all of that banging your girlfriend's aunt crap. It's taking a toll.
SONNY: Dammit, son, you SLEPT with Denise? Do I need to have Patrick Drake examine your brain? I believe you have another part of your anatomy lodged up there. Take it from me, it happens to Corinthos men more than I'd care to admit.
MORGAN: But I have ALL THE FEELS for Denise, man!
SONNY: What does that make Kiki? Chopped liver?
MORGAN: I've got feels for Kiki too, just not as many as for her aunt. Weird how the same thing happened when I was around her mom.
SONNY: Does Kiki know you're screwing her aunt behind her back?
MORGAN: Hell no, but her dad sure does. Silas walked in on me and Denise and ripped me a new one. He said he's going to tell Kiki, but I don't think that's going to happen now.
SONNY: Why is that?
MORGAN: Let's just say he's in no position to talk and leave it at that.
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
JULIAN: Someone needs better taste in television.
AVA/"DENISE": You scahed the whooziewhatzit outtta me!
JULIAN: What's got your "whooziewhatzit" on edge, Denise?
AVA/"DENISE": Awl the mobulah stuff that's happenin' on da pieah. Someone's aftah Sonny's merchandise and it ain't his cawfee if ya know what I mean.
JULIAN: Sonny's pissed a lot of people off, Denise. This time, it wasn't me. I've officially de-Mobbed.
AVA/"DENISE": If you say so.
HOSPITAL
JAKE: Hi Hayden. Remember me?
HAYDEN: Yeah. You're my hubby, Jake Barnes.
SAM: Sorry, wrong lie. Try again.
HAYDEN: I just woke up from a coma. Why am I on a game show?
SAM: Ric Lansing paid you off to pretend you were Jake's wife so he could have Elizabeth to himself.
HAYDEN: Could you repeat the question. I'm confused, Who's this Ric Lansing? Who's Elizabeth?
JAKE: Here's what's going on, Hayden. I'm not your husband, but you came to the garage ready to tell me who I really am and someone shot you.
HAYDEN: Someone shot me because I got the wrong answer? That's harsh. What kind of game show is this anyway?
SAM: It's called The Liar's Game and you're the reigning champion.
PATRICK: Hey you two, this woman is coming out of COMA here.
LIZ'S HOUSE
NIKOLAS: Mother, what are you doing here?
LAURA: I'm here to see my grandson. I ran into Monica Quartermaine and it pained me not to be able to tell her that HER SON was six feet away from her.
NIKOLAS: What stopped you?
LAURA: You, and Elizabeth. She convinced me that the world will cease to rotate on its axis if I told Jason the truth about his identity and that the entire town of Port Chuckles would be sucked into a black hole should the truth come out. She was rather convincing, in a disturbing, desperate sort of way.
LIZ: Black holes are really hard to come back from. It's all for the best.
LAURA: All of this secret-keeping is giving me Spencer Angst, so I'm going to go find Lucky and commiserate with him, wherever he might be. Zimbabwe is my first guess.
LIZ: I thought he went back to Nashville.
LAURA: He's only in Nashville from September through May. He spends his summers in sub-Saharan Africa.
NIKOLAS: Are you planning on returning from Zimbabwe, or wherever Lucky is, soon?
LAURA: Once my Spencer Secret-Keeping Angst resolves itself, I'll be back.
NINA'S SUITE
NATHAN: I have a warrant. Hand over the blanket.
RIC: Fine, but I have to warn you, it's a fake.
NATHAN: Color me shocked. Where's Nina?
RIC: She had herself committed to Shadybrook on her own free will.
NATHAN: Own free will my ass! If I wasn't in a hurry to get to a mental hospital, I would arrest your right now.
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
ALEXIS: Just so you know, "Tristan", I don't think you un-retired from the mob to hit Sonny's shipment.
JULIAN: Good to know, "Mrs. Robinson"
AVA/"DENISE": Oh PLEASE! Get a room!
JULIAN: Don't mind if I do.
SILAS'S APARTMENT
FRANCO: Silas, did you know your blood looks like raspberry jelly? Did you ever get your blood sugar checked? Oh well, it's too late now, isn't it? Gonna have to get rid of this here knife. It's not safe to leave knives just laying around the house. You never know who might come in here and...Sorry, that was insensitive of me. Gotta go.
OUTSIDE SILAS'S APARTMENT
KIKI: Franco, since when do you and my dad hang out?
NINA'S SUITE
RIC: We have a problem, Madeline, and he's your son-nephew. He knows Nina's in the looney bin.
MADELINE: You MORON! Can you at least give me a little something-something to make up for your outlandish stupidity?
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: Where's my sister?
NINA: Look behind you.
SILAS'S APARTMENT
FRANCO: What the????? Nina, this is SO not a good look.
NINA: We need to help Silas. He's BLEEDING, Franco! Do CPR on him, like NOW!
FRANCO: (feels for Silas's pulse) A little too late for that. Silas is no longer of this world.
NINA: Silas can't be DEAD! Sure, he's laying face down with blood oozing from his back, but maybe he's just in a really REALLY deep sleep.
FRANCO: I'm sorry, Nina, but Silas is in a special little slice of Silas Heaven where everyone tells him what a great doctor he is and nobody ever mentions the name Ava Jerome to him ever again.
NINA: But I was SO MAD AT HIM for letting me think I kidnapped Avery! SO MAD AT HIM! I wanted him to tell me to my face why he did something SO CRUEL to me but I pounded and pounded on the door and he didn't answer. When a small breeze cracked the door open, I walked in and saw him with this knife in his back. Do you believe me? Do you believe I didn't kill him? Do you? Do you? DO YOU?
FRANCO: I believe you, Nina, because I feel so massively guilty for not believing you about not kidnapping that baby. But you've gotta hightail it to the nuthouse ASAP before anyone knows you're gone.
NINA: Do I HAVE to? Can I at least say goodbye to my ex-hubby first?
FRANCO: You can say goodbye, but make it snappy. I have a murder weapon to get rid of.
NINA: Silas, I may have been SO MAD AT YOU when I came here but you were a really nice guy when we were all young and in college and stuff.
METROCOURT
SONNY: Hey Morgan, what's got you hitting the booze so hard?
MORGAN: Life, man. Just all of that banging your girlfriend's aunt crap. It's taking a toll.
SONNY: Dammit, son, you SLEPT with Denise? Do I need to have Patrick Drake examine your brain? I believe you have another part of your anatomy lodged up there. Take it from me, it happens to Corinthos men more than I'd care to admit.
MORGAN: But I have ALL THE FEELS for Denise, man!
SONNY: What does that make Kiki? Chopped liver?
MORGAN: I've got feels for Kiki too, just not as many as for her aunt. Weird how the same thing happened when I was around her mom.
SONNY: Does Kiki know you're screwing her aunt behind her back?
MORGAN: Hell no, but her dad sure does. Silas walked in on me and Denise and ripped me a new one. He said he's going to tell Kiki, but I don't think that's going to happen now.
SONNY: Why is that?
MORGAN: Let's just say he's in no position to talk and leave it at that.
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
JULIAN: Someone needs better taste in television.
AVA/"DENISE": You scahed the whooziewhatzit outtta me!
JULIAN: What's got your "whooziewhatzit" on edge, Denise?
AVA/"DENISE": Awl the mobulah stuff that's happenin' on da pieah. Someone's aftah Sonny's merchandise and it ain't his cawfee if ya know what I mean.
JULIAN: Sonny's pissed a lot of people off, Denise. This time, it wasn't me. I've officially de-Mobbed.
AVA/"DENISE": If you say so.
HOSPITAL
JAKE: Hi Hayden. Remember me?
HAYDEN: Yeah. You're my hubby, Jake Barnes.
SAM: Sorry, wrong lie. Try again.
HAYDEN: I just woke up from a coma. Why am I on a game show?
SAM: Ric Lansing paid you off to pretend you were Jake's wife so he could have Elizabeth to himself.
HAYDEN: Could you repeat the question. I'm confused, Who's this Ric Lansing? Who's Elizabeth?
JAKE: Here's what's going on, Hayden. I'm not your husband, but you came to the garage ready to tell me who I really am and someone shot you.
HAYDEN: Someone shot me because I got the wrong answer? That's harsh. What kind of game show is this anyway?
SAM: It's called The Liar's Game and you're the reigning champion.
PATRICK: Hey you two, this woman is coming out of COMA here.
LIZ'S HOUSE
NIKOLAS: Mother, what are you doing here?
LAURA: I'm here to see my grandson. I ran into Monica Quartermaine and it pained me not to be able to tell her that HER SON was six feet away from her.
NIKOLAS: What stopped you?
LAURA: You, and Elizabeth. She convinced me that the world will cease to rotate on its axis if I told Jason the truth about his identity and that the entire town of Port Chuckles would be sucked into a black hole should the truth come out. She was rather convincing, in a disturbing, desperate sort of way.
LIZ: Black holes are really hard to come back from. It's all for the best.
LAURA: All of this secret-keeping is giving me Spencer Angst, so I'm going to go find Lucky and commiserate with him, wherever he might be. Zimbabwe is my first guess.
LIZ: I thought he went back to Nashville.
LAURA: He's only in Nashville from September through May. He spends his summers in sub-Saharan Africa.
NIKOLAS: Are you planning on returning from Zimbabwe, or wherever Lucky is, soon?
LAURA: Once my Spencer Secret-Keeping Angst resolves itself, I'll be back.
NINA'S SUITE
NATHAN: I have a warrant. Hand over the blanket.
RIC: Fine, but I have to warn you, it's a fake.
NATHAN: Color me shocked. Where's Nina?
RIC: She had herself committed to Shadybrook on her own free will.
NATHAN: Own free will my ass! If I wasn't in a hurry to get to a mental hospital, I would arrest your right now.
JULIAN'S APARTMENT
ALEXIS: Just so you know, "Tristan", I don't think you un-retired from the mob to hit Sonny's shipment.
JULIAN: Good to know, "Mrs. Robinson"
AVA/"DENISE": Oh PLEASE! Get a room!
JULIAN: Don't mind if I do.
SILAS'S APARTMENT
FRANCO: Silas, did you know your blood looks like raspberry jelly? Did you ever get your blood sugar checked? Oh well, it's too late now, isn't it? Gonna have to get rid of this here knife. It's not safe to leave knives just laying around the house. You never know who might come in here and...Sorry, that was insensitive of me. Gotta go.
OUTSIDE SILAS'S APARTMENT
KIKI: Franco, since when do you and my dad hang out?
NINA'S SUITE
RIC: We have a problem, Madeline, and he's your son-nephew. He knows Nina's in the looney bin.
MADELINE: You MORON! Can you at least give me a little something-something to make up for your outlandish stupidity?
SHADYBROOK
NATHAN: Where's my sister?
NINA: Look behind you.
Friday, July 31, 2015
Silas Clay Whodunit
Poor, poor Silas! Someone LITERALLY stabbed him in the back. Folks, we have a murder mystery! Let's take a look at some people of interest.
1. The Ex-Wife
Nina was found at the scene of the crime holding the knife over Silas's dead body. Her motive: Revenge, of course! Franco told her that Silas took Avery, which led Nina to believe that her ex-hubby was setting her up to take the fall. She left the loony bin in a rage, with Franco following close behind.
2. Daughter's Ne'er-Do-Well Boyfriend
Kiki's one-time husband and current boyfriend is not known for using his head to make decisions. Silas walked in on him cheating on Kiki with her "aunt" who was really her presumed-dead mother in a wig with an accent. He was livid at the horndog who is breaking his daughter's heart and threatens to tell Kiki. Morgan's also the son of the town crime lord, Sonny Corinthos.
3. The One-Time Mistress
Ava Jerome had a long-ago affair with Silas while he was married to Nina. Recently, after a series of events lead to Ava falling off of a bridge after an escape from prison, being rescued by Silas, and then being diagnosed with cancer, Silas kidnapped Ava's daughter Avery and gave Ava a bone marrow transplant, curing her. She wanted to return to Port Charles, but couldn't do so as Ava Jerome, so she concocted a new identity, complete with a new hair color and fake accent as her long-lost twin sister Denise DiMuccio. Silas catches Ava/Denise in bed with Morgan and threatens to tell Kiki and to expose "Denise" as Ava, sending her right back to prison.
4. The Ex-Wife's Malevolent Mother
Ric would stop at nothing to make sure Nina's locked up and can't get her hands on her money. Could he have found a trail that leads to Silas kidnapping Avery? Could Maddie have let him in on her suspicions after her run-in with Franco?
1. The Ex-Wife
2. Daughter's Ne'er-Do-Well Boyfriend
3. The One-Time Mistress
Ava Jerome had a long-ago affair with Silas while he was married to Nina. Recently, after a series of events lead to Ava falling off of a bridge after an escape from prison, being rescued by Silas, and then being diagnosed with cancer, Silas kidnapped Ava's daughter Avery and gave Ava a bone marrow transplant, curing her. She wanted to return to Port Charles, but couldn't do so as Ava Jerome, so she concocted a new identity, complete with a new hair color and fake accent as her long-lost twin sister Denise DiMuccio. Silas catches Ava/Denise in bed with Morgan and threatens to tell Kiki and to expose "Denise" as Ava, sending her right back to prison.
4. The Ex-Wife's Malevolent Mother
Madeline Reeves is plotting with Ric Lansing to drive Nina right back to the loony bin so she can get her hands on Nina's inheritance. She learned from Franco that someone else kidnapped Avery. The whole plan to make Nina think she is crazy is based on Nina thinking she did kidnap the baby, so anyone who can let Nina off the hook would blow Maddie and Ric's plan sky high. If she suspects it was Silas, well, she never liked Silas anyway, so she would have no trouble doing him in.
5. The Ex-Wife's Diabolical New Hubby
Ric would stop at nothing to make sure Nina's locked up and can't get her hands on her money. Could he have found a trail that leads to Silas kidnapping Avery? Could Maddie have let him in on her suspicions after her run-in with Franco?
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