But Johnny's my FRIEEEEEND!

   Maxie, Maxie, Maxie!  Girl, Johnny may be your FRIEEEEND and your portrayer may be married to his portrayer in real life, but Nathan's your BOY-FRIEEEEND and he's SUPER PISSED!   

   MAXIE'S APARTMENT

  MAXIE:  Nathan, I know I aided and abetted a criminal, but Johnny's my FRIEEEEND!   I couldn't turn my back on him, even if it meant putting you in an impossible position. 
  NATHAN:  Friend, Shmiend, Maxie!   I'm your BOYFRIEND and A FREAKIN' COP!   The right and responsible thing for you to do was to call ME the moment Johnny sauntered into this apartment. 
  MAXIE:  But...but...but...all I did was dump the contents of my purse on a chair and took a shower!
  NATHAN:  So Johnny could help himself to your cash and your keys.  Brilliant, Maxie!   Were you thinking of GEORGIE when you let Johnny "rob" you and skip town?
  MAXIE:  Don't bring my daughter into this. 
  NATHAN:  What if Judge Walters found out what you did. 
  MAXIE:  Don't you DARE tell him!
  NATHAN:  Don't be ridiculous...okay, it's too late for that, but I'll file a false report of breaking and entering because I love you so much.   But if we get found out, we're SCREWED!

 SILAS' APARTMENT

 KIKI:  Alexis, can you help me keep Crypt Baby Avery?   She's too cute to hand over to a mobster. 
ALEXIS:  Kiki, Sonny is Avery's father.   However, you can sue him for custody AFTER you let Avery go home with him. 
KIKI: Would I have a case?
ALEXIS:  Seeing that Sonny is a convicted murderer and a known mobster, probably.  But if you take the kid and run, you are SCREWED!

PCPD JAIL

LULU:  Helena brainwashed you, Dad!  You're not really an evil psychopath who wanted to blow me, Tracy, Lucas, Bobbie, and a bunch of other people up.
LUKE:  You think that woman could mess with my brain? I'm insulted, Cupcake!
LULU:  Don't call me that because you are PodLuke and not my real dad.
LUKE:  Poor little ostrich with her head in the sand.  This is me, you simpering fool!   This is your father, Luke Spencer.    
LULU:  Real Luke, if you're in there, I will find you and fix you. 
LUKE:  You may try your best but you won't succeed.  
LULU:  Tears are streaming down my face now!  
LUKE:  Is it because you lost someone you can't replace?  
LULU:  Lights will guide you home, Dad.  They will ignite your bones because I will try to fix you. 

COURTHOUSE

RIC:  What do you mean, Not Guilty?  
JAKE:  Uhlizabeth believes in me. 
RIC:  How sweet. 
LIZ:  Ric, don't tell me you told him to plea guilty!  
RIC:  Come on, Elizabeth!   There's no way he can escape all the charges racked up against him.  
LIZ:  So you just want him out of the way.  You're JEALOUS of him! 
RIC:  Jealous of him?   Pfffft! 
LIZ:  He has been nothing but respectful of me.  He even moved out of my house to give you and me space. 
RIC:  He moved out because I told him to. 
LIZ:  WHAT????   Now I'm SUPER PISSED!!!  I don't know you anymore, Ric. 

PCPD

HELENA:  If I'm not being released, Commissioner, what am I here for?  
SLOANE:  You're here because your grandson wants to chat with you. 
NIKOLAS:  That's right, grandmother.   Time to 'fess up to what you did to Jake and Luke. 
HELENA:  For a price.   If I am going to provide you any information, I want my immunity.  
NIKOLAS:  That's up to Scott Baldwin. 
SCOTT:  Over my dead body!  
NIKOLAS:  You will give my grandmother immunity, Scott, or I'll sing a song of corruption that will cost you your position as DA.
SCOTT:  What kind of corruption? 
NIKOLAS:  I'll get creative.   Now do we have a deal? 
SCOTT:  Fine, DAMMIT!  
HELENA:  Excellent work, my darling Nikolas.  Shall we? 
NIKOLAS:  Not until you start spilling what you did to the minds of Luke and Jake.   In writing. 
HELENA:  Very well.  

SILAS' APARTMENT

SONNY:   I'm here to pick up my daughter.   Alexis, what are you doing here? 
ALEXIS:  Just going over legal mumbo jumbo with Kiki about her mother's estate.
KIKI:  Do you HAVE to take Avery?  
CARLY:  Yeah, we kinda do.  She's Sonny's kid, but we can arrange a playdate. 
KIKI:  Take this blanket with you.  It is covered with Eau D'Ava.  
SONNY:  Oooookaaaay.  
KIKI:  Bye Crypt Baby Avery!  
SONNY:   Come to papa!  

PCPD

HELENA:  Here it is.  Instructions for unscrambling the minds of Luke Spencer and Jake Doe.  I hope you are well versed in Russian. 
SLOANE:  Thank you, Mrs. Cassadine.  
HELENA:  I have done my part.  As they say in chess, your move. 
SLOANE:  Happy Immunity, Mrs. Cassadine. 
NIKOLAS:  Let's hope there is no funny business in this document.   Grandmother has a rather macabre sense of humor. 
LULU:  Nikolas, what is SHE doing out of jail? 
NIKOLAS:  She coughed up the information we need to fix your dad and Jake in exchange for immunity.  

SONNY'S PLACE: 

CRYPT BABY AVERY:  Ga ga where am I goo goo?  
SONNY:  You are home with your daddy and your Carly.  
CRYPT BABY AVERY:  Me want bottle! 
CARLY:  Here you go, sweetie
CRYPT BABY AVERY:  No milk!  Me want bottle WINE!  

PCPD JAIL

JAKE:  You're a rat bastard. 
LUKE:  You're a toy soldier
JAKE:   You deserve whatever is coming to us.
LUKE:  You don't even know your last name. 
GUARD:  Come on, boys.  It's showtime!