Sonny goes clink BOOM?

   But not before Michael kinda sorta forgives him and calls him "Dad"!   Here goes: 

 PCPD

JAKE:  Get your phone and call whoever you know that's on the boat.  Tell them to get the hell off before it blows. 
SAM:  Dials Patrick Come on Patrick!  Pick up!   Dammit!  Voicemail. 
JAKE:  Call someone else.  Time's a wastin'! 
SAM:  Lucas?   It's Sam.  Get off the boat! 
JAKE:  Lucas, the boat's about to blow.  Get EVERYBODY OFF OF IT LIKE YESTERDAY OR I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF!  

ROUTE 31

NEW SLOANE:  Jerome, where's Corinthos? 
JEROME:  Haven't a clue Fingers crossed behind back
NEW SLOANE:  And I'm the king of France.  Come on, Jerome.  Tell me what you know. 
JEROME:  No time for that.  SAVE MY SISTER! 
NEW SLOANE:  Not until you tell us where Corinthos went.
JEROME:  I have a better idea.  I'll rat out Franco instead.  He went to Shadybrook.
NEW SLOANE:  A nutjob turns himself in.   That's hilarious.
JEROME:  He went to save his fellow whackjob Nina Clay.  You happy now?  Now help me find Ava!

SHADYBROOK

NINA: Franco, why did you inject yourself with LSD?
FRANCO:  Why did the chicken cross the road?  I did it for you, Nina.  It's the only way I can stay in the nuthouse with you.
NINA:  You did it for ME?   Promise me you'll never leave me again.
FRANCO:  Promise me you'll be there when I return from my Magical Mystery Tour.
NINA:  Kisses Franco
FRANCO:  I see pink elephants.  Or are they purple?   Franco in the sky with diamonds!   Franco in the sky with diamonds!   I see colors.  Lots of colors.  
NINA:  Tries to kiss Franco again
FRANCO:  GET AWAY!   STAND BACK OR YOU'LL GET SUCKED INTO THE RAINBOW VORTEX!  

PIER

SONNY:  Eckert, I'm gonna blow your head off!
FLUKE:  For the last time, I'm NOT BILL ECKERT!   Go blow his head off for all I care!  But if you waste time shooting me, say goodbye to the Golden Son whose about to blow into smithereens on that boat.


HAUNTED STAR

LUCAS:  What do you mean there's a bomb on the boat?  
MICHAEL:  I see it, Lucas.  It's behind the bar.   Gotta go.  It's about to go off.  
SONNY:  Michael!  Give the bomb to me!   I'm trying to save your life here!   Takes bomb.  Jumps into water.  
MICHAEL:  Dad!  I don't hate you so much anymore! DAAAAAD!  
LUCAS:  Did that just happen?  
SAM:  Lucas.  Are you okay? 
LUCAS:  Besides being totally freaked by watching Michael carry a rapidly ticking bomb off the boat, I'm just peachy. 
SAM:  Put Patrick on.  
PATRICK:  Hi Adventure Buddy Sex Partner!
SAM:  OMG, are you okay Patrick?  

SOMEWHERE IN THE HARBOR

BOMB:  Clink-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! 

PIER

FLUKE:  F#$%ing A!

 HOSPITAL

LULU:  OMG, Dante!   I'm so glad you aren't dead!   Nathan told me that it wasn't really Dad on that boat.  It was another impostor!  
DANTE:  That's right.  Lulu, there's something I have to tell you.   When I was trapped in that basement I saw a corpse that might have been your dad.
LULU:  OMG!  NO! 
DANTE:  I don't know for sure.  The corpse had decayed beyond recognition.  
LULU:  I think I'm gonna be sick!
DANTE:  I think the impostor is Luke's cousin Bill Eckert. 
LULU:  But he's been dead for 20 years. 
DANTE:  Come on, Lulu.  This is Port Chuckles.  No one really dies here.  
LULU:  I sure hope that's true. 

HAUNTED STAR

MAXIE:  Michael, you saved everybody's life!
MICHAEL:  No, my dad did.  He's not DEAD TO ME anymore, but he might be for real dead. 
MAXIE:  Chin up, Michael!  It's Port Chuckles.  No one really dies here.  Except my sister Georgie. 
NATHAN:  Maxie, you'd better go home.  I want to have sex with you when I'm finished trying to rescue Sonny. 
MAXIE:  But I want to be joined at the hip to you.   If you drown, I want to drown too! 
NATHAN:   Come on, Maxie!   Sex is way more fun than drowning!  
MAXIE:  Okay.  You win.  But don't get used to it. 

PIER

NATHAN:  Luke Spencer, Bill Eckert, whoever the hell you are, FREEZE!
FLUKE:  That's hilarious. Especially in this town.
NATHAN:  I'm not messing around.  Shoots.  Fluke disappears.
MICHAEL:  Sorry to run in the way of your shot, but have you found Sonny yet?   I mean, my dad?  He saved all of our lives and that kind of makes up for killing AJ.   Kind of, but if it weren't for him, we'd all be blown up. 
NATHAN:  Nothing yet, Michael, but we're doing all we can.  

HOSPITAL

JULIAN:  I have to find my son!  
LUCAS:  I'm right here, Dad.  
JULIAN:  Lucas! 
LUCAS:  Sonny saved our lives! 
JULIAN:  But he couldn't save my sister. 

SHADYBROOK

POLICE:  Franco!  You're under arrest!
FRANCO:  So many colors.  There's red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn--
POLICE:  What's wrong with this guy. 
NINA:  His mother Heather Webber tried to jab me with a needle full of LSD and jabbed him instead.  He saved my life! 
POLICE:  How sweet.  He's still an escaped convict. 
NINA:  He needs medical attention. 
DOCS:  How much LSD did he take, ma'am? 
NINA:  Enough to fry my brains and possibly his. 
DOCS:  Strap him to a gurney.  
FRANCO:  What is reality?  Is it just a figment of our imagination?   How many colors really do exist?
NINA:  Shut up or I'll kiss you!