There's a BOMB on the BOAT!

Fluke and Helena, Port Chuckles has wised up to your bombs away plot, thanks to Dante & Jake realizing at the exact same time that THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BOAT.    Oh, and Ava defies the laws of physics when she tumbles over the bridge, only to grab onto some support beams on the underside.   By the way, you know a guy loves you when he injects himself with LSD to keep you company in the looney bin.  

 SHADYBROOK

 FRANCO:  Mother, don't shoot Nina up with LSD or i'll shoot you.
 HEATHER:  Did you bring me a BLT?
 FRANCO:  Pffft, NO!  
 HEATHER:  Then Nina's on her way to Pink Elephant City  
 NINA:  stomps on Heather's foot  Not so fast, fake nuthouse mommy!
 FRANCO:  Go Nina!  Go Nina!  Go go go Nina!  
 HEATHER:  I'm telling!  Leaves the room
 FRANCO:   You will never be without me again, Nina. 
 NINA:  How?
 FRANCO:  If you're stuck in the nuthouse, then so am I!  Injects himself with LSD needle

 ELM STREET BASEMENT

 NATHAN:  We gotta RUN!   Escorts Dante out of the basement just before the whole place blows

HAUNTED STAR

 LULU:   This has been such a weird night.  Dante gets all jealous and Dad yells at him and breaks my phone.   IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
MAXIE:  Maybe your dad was exaggerating about Dante.
LULU:  My dad wouldn't LIE to me, Maxie.  He's my HERO!
TRACY:  This is ridiculous!   I'm gonna go find Luke.

ROUTE 31

CARLOS:  I'm gonna kill you Ava!
AVA:  Don't kill me, Carlos!  I'm a MOMMY!
CARLOS:  Too bad.  So sad.   Shoots Ava in chest.  
AVA:  You SHOT ME, Carlos!  YOU SHOT ME!   Tumbles off bridge and improbably ends up holding on to bridge supports.  HEEEEEELLLLLP!  

PIER

FLUKE:  Soon all of our dreams will become a reality and we will rid the world of annoying and unnecessary people.
HELENA:   I love it when you talk evil to me!   I understand you like no one else can.  
FLUKE:  That you do, my darling.  
TRACY:  LUKE!   What are you doing with HER???   You hate her guts.
HELENA:   Damn you, Tracy, you were supposed to stay on that boat.   But it's lovely to see you. 
TRACY:  Go to hell!
HELENA:  Sorry, Tracy, but he's just not that into you.  
TRACY:  I said get lost before I strangle you!
HELENA:  Fine, fine, if you must be so unpleasant.  Leaves
TRACY:  I know who you are now!   You're FLUKE!   

  HOSPITAL

ELIZABETH:  OMG, Dante!   What happened to him? 
NATHAN:  A few crowbars to the head and some shrapnel from the Elm Street explosion.  We got out in the nick of time.  I kinda saved his life. 
ELIZABETH:  He was lucky you were there.   You'd better call Lulu. 
NATHAN:  Hey Lulu, you need to come to the hospital.  Dante has been hurt.  

 PCPD

JAKE:  I'm remembering something.  I was in your apartment when you and Patrick where having sex. 
SAM:  Like that's not totally creepy.  Why? 
JAKE:  Because I was imagining it was ME in bed with you. 
SAM:  And you figured the next best thing was to steal my PHOENIX? 
JAKE:  Someone is putting me up to this.  Helena Cassadine.  
SAM:  I KNEW IT!   So if you're following her orders, why am I still alive?
JAKE:  I don't know.  I guess I didn't want to kill you.  Phoenix theft was safer. 

ROUTE 31

JOHNNY:  Down goes Ava.  You're next Sonny!
SONNY:  Go ahead.  MAKE. MY. DAY.
JULIAN:  shoots Johnny  BANG BANG!  Down goes Johnny
SONNY:  Good one, Jules!  High five!
 JULIAN:  Go rescue my sister, Sonny.
 SONNY:  Do I HAVE to?
JULIAN:  I still got a gun on me.
SONNY:  Fine.
AVA:  HEEEELLLLP ME, SONNY!   HEEEELLLP!
SONNY:  Why should I help the woman who shot Connie in cold blood?   Screw it, just grab my hand.  Now I need your other hand.
AVA:  I'm slipping!   Falls
SONNY:  AAAAAVAAAAAA!  
JULIAN:  Did my sister fall or did you let go?  
SONNY:  She fell.  I swear she fell.
JULIAN:  Go rescue our sons on the Haunted Star.

HAUNTED STAR

LUCAS:  Carly just called me and she said Sonny escaped from prison, along with my dad.  
MICHAEL:  DAMMIT!!!

PIER

SONNY:   You're gonna die, FLUKE!

HOSPITAL

ELIZABETH:  Dante, what is it?
DANTE:  THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BOAT!

PCPD

SAM:  Jake, what is it?
JAKE:  There's a BOMB ON THE BOAT!

HAUNTED STAR

BOMB: Tick tock tick tock tick tock...