Who's Cuter, Georgie or Crypt Baby Avery?

   To be honest, today's episode was a bit of a snooze, at least for me.  I don't watch Baby Daddy, so the crossovers were lost on me.  But there was one thing good that came out of today:  the debut of Harper Barash as Georgie!   She was cute enough to give Crypt Baby a run for her money! 

  METROCOURT

  OLIVIA:  Damn all those happy couples.  I want my Nedly! 
  MELISSA:  OMG  OMG!   Is that my old Bensonhurst gal pal Liv? 
  OLIVIA:  OMG OMG!  It's Mel! 
  MELISSA:  So what are you doing all alone on Valentine's Day? 
  OLIVIA:  I'm pining over Ned Ashton.  He's with a woman, Alexis, who really wants to be with another guy.  I slept with said other guy on NYE.
  MELISSA:  You go, girl!   Tell this Alexis woman to step aside.  

 HOSPITAL: 

 JULIAN:  So, kids, thanks for hanging out with your dear old injured dad.  What are your plans for the big day? 
 SAM:  Patrick and I are having a romantic dinner at the MetroCourt where we will try not to talk about phoenixes and sex. 
 LUCAS:  I dunno.  Brad's pissed at me because he told me he loved me and I was just like "Okaaaaay" 
 SAM:  Lucas!  You didn't say "I Love You" back to Brad?   What's the matter with you? 
 LUCAS:  I just freaked, I guess.   Huge step, saying the ILYs. 
 JULIAN:  Do you love the guy?  
 LUCAS:  Hell yeah, but I suck at grand gestures.  

BRAD:  Hey Felix.  I see you are back in the realm of existence.   Can I bitch about my Lucas problem with you? 
FELIX:  Not really, but whatever. 
BRAD:  So I said "I love you" to Lucas but he totally didn't say it back.   What's up with that?
FELIX:  Dunno.  Maybe he's just not that into you.  

Q MANSION

NED:  Thanks for coming Reality Cooking Show kid.   I want everything to be perfect for Alexis. 
J.L.:  I made my special gazpacho. 
NED:  Awesome.  Now all I have to do is wait for her to show up. 
ALEXIS:  Sorry I'm late.
NED:  I had that J.L. kid from that reality show come cook Gazpacho for us. 
ALEXIS:  OMG!  J.L.!   Molly made me watch that show and he's the best!  
NED:  Why have you been hanging around Julian?  I thought you were through with that scumbag.
ALEXIS:  I had to tell him his sister is presumed dead after falling off a bridge.  Oh, and let him know I'm representing him. 
NED:  You're REPRESENTING HIM?   I KNEW IT, YOU TWO ARE BACK TOGETHER! 
ALEXIS:  Because every time a lawyer represents a client it means she wants to have sex with him. 
NED:  If you really loved me, you would kick Julian Jerome to the curb.
ALEXIS:  Screw you, Ned!   Jumps up, spills gazpacho everywhere.  

HOSPITAL

PATRICK:  Sam, you look hot!   But I gotta work late.  Obrecht is making me.  
SAM:  Are you the ONLY SURGEON in this hospital?  
PATRICK:  Apparently.  
DEREK:  Hey Drake, what's up? 
PATRICK:  Hey Derek.   How do I know you?   I guess we're playing another hospital at hockey or something.  I have to work late on Valentine's Day.  What else is new? 
DEREK:  I'll babysit your date for you while I wait for my date.
PATRICK:  Sam, is that okay with you, hanging out with Derek until I can get off work?
SAM:  I guess so, but hurry up.  

LUCAS:  Attention everyone.  I'm in love with Brad Cooper and even though he likes doing grand romantic gestures and I suck at them, there you have it. 
BRAD:  Not bad.  I'd give it a 6. 
LUCAS:  Hey, I'm new at this.  Can we make out already?  

PCPD: 

NATHAN:  Hey, random Assistant D.A. I've never met.  What's up?
NATALIA:  Do you know where Johnny Zacchara is?
NATHAN:  Sure do.  My girlfriend helped him escape.  
NATALIA:  Say WHAAAAT?   Your girlfriend helped a fugitive escape the law?  
NATHAN:  He kinda broke in.
NATALIA:  Without any signs of forced entry?  When you have a key, it isn't called breaking and entering.
NATHAN:  Who knows?   He and my girlfriend were friends a long time ago and maybe he had a spare key.  

MAXIE'S APARTMENT

MAXIE:  Spinelli!  Great to see you.  And Georgie, you look so...different from the last time I saw you.  It's like the transatlantic flight turned you into a different person, who looks more like ME!  
SPINELLI:  It is delightful to return to the fair city of Port Charles and to reunite with you, Maximista.
MAXIE:  Where's Ellie.
SPINELLI:  She had to work.  I mean, she broke up with me because she thinks I'm still in love with you.
MAXIE:  Say WHAAAAT?  
SPINELLI:  Where's your muscular officer of the law?  
MAXIE:  He had to work too, but he didn't break up with me, yet.  But he's pissed because I helped Johnny Zacchara skip town. 
GEORGIE:  Johnny...he my daddy, right?  
SPINELLI:  Say WHAAAAT?   I mean, for what reason did you engage in this questionable behavior? 
MAXIE:  I don't know, but I attract the supidity bug like some people attract mosquitoes.  

METROCOURT

SAM:  This is really awkward.   Why don't you surprise your date at work?  That's romantic.
DEREK:  Patrick would have my ass if I deserted you.  
SAM:  I can handle Patrick.   It's just really weird pretending to be on a date with an attractive guy I'm not really on a date with, you know?
DEREK:  I can take the hint.   Nice knowing ya.

Q MANSION

MELISSA:  Hey Ned!  Drop Alexis and hook up with my girl Olivia.   Don't tell me you're not attracted to him.
NED:  Do I know you?