There's going to be a whole lot of coal in the stockings of Port Chuckles come December 25th! Here's last year's edition.
Nuttin’ For
Christmas: 2015 edition
LIZ: I lied to Jason ‘bout
who he was. Somebody snitched on me.
DANTE: I cheated on
my wife by shagging her cuz. Somebody
snitched on me.
ANNA: I put four
bullets in Carrrrrrrrlos’s chest
MADELINE: I made Silas
bleed to death
RIC: I tricked Nina
and Elizabeth
LIZ, DANTE, ANNA, MADELINE, RIC: Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS:
ALL OF THE “NAUGHTY” PORT CHUCKLEHEADS: We’re getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas
We made some people so mad.
We’re
getting nuttin’ for Christmas
‘Cuz
we ain’t been nuttin’ but bad!
NIKOLAS: I embraced my inner Cassadine. Somebody snitched on me.
PAUL: I’m eyeball deep in organized crime. Somebody snitched on me.
HAYDEN: I pretended to be Jason’s wife
CARRRRRRRLOS: I ended Duke Lavery’s life
FRANCO: I threatened Morgan with a knife
NIKOLAS, PAUL, HAYDEN, CARRRRRRRLOS, FRANCO: Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
KIKI: I ran Carly off
the road. Somebody snitched on me.
AVA: I posed as
DiMuccio. Somebody snitched on me.
CAMERON: I started a
fire at Wyndemere
LUKE: I took a bite
outta Baldwin’s ear
DILLON: I outed Dante
& Val’s affair
KIKI, AVA, CAMERON, LUKE, DILLON: Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
VALERIE: I slept with my cousin’s man. Somebody snitched on me.
OLIVIA: I hid my baby from Julian. Somebody snitched on me.
HELENA: I
brainwashed Jason and hid his son
MAXIE: I helped Johnny go on the run
SONNY: I threatened Ava with a gun.
VALERIE, OLIVIA, HELENA,
MAXIE, SONNY: Somebody snitched on
me.
CHORUS
MORGAN: I teamed up with Kiki to drug my bro. Somebody snitched on me.
NINA: I faked crazy to be with Franco. Somebody snitched on me.
JOHNNY: I skipped town and fled the law
SPINELLI: I hacked into General Hospital
SABRINA: I’m keeping a big secret from Michael
MORGAN, NINA, JOHNNY,
SPINELLI, SABRINA: Somebody snitched on
me.
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