Generally Hilarious Christmas Carols: Nuttin' For Christmas

  There have been plenty of ne'er-do-wells in The Chuckles who will find their stockings full of coal come December 25...

  LUKE-A-LIKES (including Faison):  We locked up Luke and stole his face.  Somebody snitched on us
  AVA JEROME:  I killed Connie and framed AJ . Somebody snitched on me
  HEATHER WEBBER:  I shot Max and few the coop
  MADELINE WEST:  I stalked Ava's house and snooped
  JULIAN JEROME:  I took orders from faux Luke
  Somebody snitched on me!

  Oh, we're getting nuttin' for Christmas!
  We made some Port Chuckleheads Mad
  We're getting nuttin' for Christmas
  'Cause we ain't been nuttin' but bad!

  NINA CLAY:  I stole Ava Jerome's baby.  Somebody snitched on me.
  FRANCO:  I helped Nina out of the country.  Somebody snitched on me. 
  HELENA CASSADINE:  I schemed and plotted with my friends
  LIESL OBRECHT:  I kidnapped ze baby Ben
  BRITT WESTBOURNE:  I lied to Nik once again
  Somebody snitched on me!

  Oh, we're getting nuttin' for Christmas!
  We got ourselves in this mess
  We're getting nuttin' for Christmas
  'Cause evil is what we do best.

   SONNY CORINTHOS:  I killed Michael's bio-dad.  Somebody snitched on me.
   DUKE LAVERY:  I chose Sonny, Anna's mad.  Somebody snitched on me.
   JERRY JACKS:  I relieved Tracy of her ELQ hold
   BRAD COOPER:  I helped Britt steal an embryo
   ANNA DEVANE:  I hid Faison in a hole
   Somebody snitched on me!

  We're getting nuttin' for Christmas
  Some of us locked in the pen.
  We're getting nuttin' for Christmas
  We all gotta pay for our sins.