Tuesday, December 23, 2014

General Hospital 2014 Year In Review

Inspired by JibJab's annual Year In Review, I have written a song to sum up 2014 on GH.   I don't have the singing voice to record the song, nor the tech savvy to put together a video like that, but I have words!  Words and pictures!

  It All Went Down in 2014, sung to the tune of "The Times, They Are A Changin'" by Bob Dylan



       Come gather Port Chuckleheads, lend me an ear
       As I sing you a song of an outrageous year
       Unfreezings, kidnappings and crazies to spare
       There were murders, mob wars, and Crypt Babies
       Add non-weddings, fugitives, estrangements in there
       It all went down in twenty-fourteen!






 

       Heather snatched Carly and Robin skipped town
       Luke fell into a trap, he’s still gagged and bound
       Dante’s Ben’s father ‘cuz Liz snooped around
       The kids were scared of Chupacabras
       Alexis learned Ric Lansing is back in town
       It all went down in twenty-fourteen!




  

AJ told Ava he knew what she did
       Sonny then shot him and soon he was dead
       He went to the funeral to comfort his kid
       And then he and Ava had crypt sex
       When Morgan found out he went and flipped his lid
       It all went down in twenty-fourteen!
 





     Nathan found Silas an innocent man
       He didn’t drug Nina or kill that pill man
       His mother-in-law almost put drugs in Sam
       It was she who caused Nina Clay’s coma
       She told Nathan she was not mommy, but aunt
       It all went down in twenty-fourteen!



       A doppelganger of Luke staked his claim
       On ELQ, Julian’s part of his game
       He got hitched to Tracy, no-one knows his name
       He’s in with Helena and Jerry
       Everyone thought he was Faison, for shame!
       It all went down in twenty-fourteen!





Maxie went soul-searching and she brought back
      A smarmy fake Aussie, who people skills lacked
      On their wedding day he went on the attack
      He kidnapped Maxie and Lulu
      His jeweled sword Maxie plunged into his back
      It all went down in twenty-fourteen! 





      At Crichton Clark clinic, they emptied the room
      Where Nina was staying, so it was assumed
      And Victor was leading a legion of doom
      There were hostages in elevators
      They all got rescued before it went clink-BOOM! 
      It all went down in twenty-fourteen!





      Sonny found out Ava offed his main squeeze
      When he tried to shoot her she said “Sonny, please!”
      A bun’s in my oven, so he’s like “Oh jeez!” 
      I can’t shoot her if she’s really pregnant
      So I’ll have to keep her and hide all the keys
      It all went down in twenty-fourteen!




Franco was jealous when Carly would stray
      From her ex Sonny, could not stay away
      He hid a spycam on her neck and pressed “play” 
      He proposed to her, then he said “Hell, no!” 
      He played footage proving Sonny killed AJ
      It all went down in twenty-fourteen!




      Nina awoke from her two-decade snooze
      To win back her Silas, a wheelchair she used
      She kept a revenge list ‘cuz she felt abused
      She went off the rails when she was found out
      She stole Ava’s baby, her mind she did lose
     It all went down in twenty-fourteen!






      Ric has been rescued and Sonny’s in jail
      A guy named Jake’s lost ‘cuz his memory’s failed
      Faison’s skipped town and for Franco, no bail
      Helena’s back plotting and scheming
      And the year twenty-fourteen’s ship will soon be sailed
      What will happen in twenty-fifteen? 
      What will happen in twenty-fifteen? 





   There's plenty I missed, but so much happened that if I included it all, the song would go on for days!   What a year 2014 was in The Chuckles! 



2 comments:

  1. Thanks! I sure wish I had the talent to record it JibJab style, but the pics add something. I got most of them from a site called Lisa's GH Screencaps (there's a link in the sidebar) and a few from GH Snark. Thanks for reading and commenting :)

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