It All Went Down in 2014, sung to the tune of "The Times, They Are A Changin'" by Bob Dylan
Come gather
Port Chuckleheads, lend me an ear
As I sing you a
song of an outrageous year
Unfreezings,
kidnappings and crazies to spare
There were
murders, mob wars, and Crypt Babies
Add non-weddings,
fugitives, estrangements in there
It all went
down in twenty-fourteen!
Heather snatched Carly and Robin skipped town
Luke fell into
a trap, he’s still gagged and bound
Dante’s Ben’s
father ‘cuz Liz snooped around
The kids were
scared of Chupacabras
Alexis learned
Ric Lansing is back in town
It all went
down in twenty-fourteen!
AJ told Ava he knew what she did
Sonny then shot
him and soon he was dead
He went to the
funeral to comfort his kid
And then he and
Ava had crypt sex
When Morgan
found out he went and flipped his lid
It all went
down in twenty-fourteen!
Nathan found Silas an innocent man
He didn’t drug
Nina or kill that pill man
His
mother-in-law almost put drugs in Sam
It was she who
caused Nina Clay’s coma
She told Nathan
she was not mommy, but aunt
It all went
down in twenty-fourteen!
A doppelganger
of Luke staked his claim
On ELQ,
Julian’s part of his game
He got hitched
to Tracy, no-one knows his name
He’s in with
Helena and Jerry
Everyone thought
he was Faison, for shame!
It all went
down in twenty-fourteen!
Maxie went soul-searching and she brought back
A smarmy fake
Aussie, who people skills lacked
On their wedding
day he went on the attack
He kidnapped
Maxie and Lulu
His jeweled
sword Maxie plunged into his back
It all went down
in twenty-fourteen!
At Crichton
Clark clinic, they emptied the room
Where Nina was
staying, so it was assumed
And Victor was
leading a legion of doom
There were
hostages in elevators
They all got
rescued before it went clink-BOOM!
It all went down
in twenty-fourteen!
Sonny found out
Ava offed his main squeeze
When he tried to
shoot her she said “Sonny, please!”
A bun’s in my
oven, so he’s like “Oh jeez!”
I can’t shoot
her if she’s really pregnant
So I’ll have to
keep her and hide all the keys
It all went down
in twenty-fourteen!
Franco was jealous when Carly would stray
From her ex
Sonny, could not stay away
He hid a spycam
on her neck and pressed “play”
He proposed to
her, then he said “Hell, no!”
He played
footage proving Sonny killed AJ
It all went down
in twenty-fourteen!
Nina awoke from
her two-decade snooze
To win back her Silas,
a wheelchair she used
She kept a
revenge list ‘cuz she felt abused
She went off the
rails when she was found out
She stole Ava’s
baby, her mind she did lose
It all went down in twenty-fourteen!
Ric has been
rescued and Sonny’s in jail
A guy named
Jake’s lost ‘cuz his memory’s failed
Faison’s skipped
town and for Franco, no bail
Helena’s back
plotting and scheming
And the year
twenty-fourteen’s ship will soon be sailed
What will happen
in twenty-fifteen?
What will happen
in twenty-fifteen?
There's plenty I missed, but so much happened that if I included it all, the song would go on for days! What a year 2014 was in The Chuckles!
GREAT photos!!! :) nice job...
ReplyDeleteThanks! I sure wish I had the talent to record it JibJab style, but the pics add something. I got most of them from a site called Lisa's GH Screencaps (there's a link in the sidebar) and a few from GH Snark. Thanks for reading and commenting :)
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