GH presents, Prison Christmas: The Musical

 If you don't want to wait a few more months for the Nurses' Ball for your GH song and dance fix, there is hope!   With so many Port Chuckleheads spending their yuletide in the slammer and others who belong there, why not bring a little Christmas cheer, deserved or not, to the incarcerated? 

  Act 1: 
 
     "Have Yourself A Grey and Orange Christmas" performed by Franco, Ava, Nina, Sonny & Johnny.   The Port Charles jailbirds lament spending the season behind bars and away from their loved ones.

     "Iron Bars" performed by Franco, who reminisces about previous stints in the joint. 

     "Join The Jolly JohnnyMob" performed by Johnny Zacchara, who is trying to recruit mobsters for his grand takeover of the Eastern Seaboard

     "Merry Christmas, Jamie" performed by Nina, who misses the baby she kidnapped from Ava and named for her brother-cousin and The Bionic Woman.  

     "Yes Sir, She's MY Baby" performed by Ava, who misses her daughter, who she didn't get the chance to name. 

     "It Sure Feels Great To Be Free" performed by Faison, Helena, Julian, Luke-Alike, Jerry, & Dr. Obrecht who should be in prison, but are enjoying Christmas in the outside world instead. 

    "Gert ders derk terp erf mer merf" performed by Luke, imprisoned in a basement with duct tape over his mouth.  

      "All I Want for Chistmas Is A BLT" performed by Heather Webber at Ferncliff

    Act 2

       "Jingle Cells" performed by Johnny, Sonny, Ava, Nina & Franco

       "Where Are You, Memory?" performed by Jason/Jake, who is feeling imprisoned by his amnesia and Liz

       "Isn't It Bromantic" performed by Sonny & Johnny, for whom a prison bromance is blossoming, against all odds.

      "The GaGa GooGoo Chorus" performed by Bionic Baby Jamie, who misses her mother, but is truly confused as to who her mother is. 

     "Slammer Glamour" performed by Ava, who really knows how to rock an orange jumpsuit.

    "My Vengeful Christmas List" performed by Nina, who never abandoned the list of people who wronged her.

    "We Wish We Weren't Here For Christmas" performed by Johnny, Sonny, Ava, Nina & Franco, who are trying to make the best of their gloomy holiday situation.