So who is Hayden anyway? Tracy's got the goods on her and Hayden calls her bluff. Laura has an alarming theory about Jake's mysterious voyeur. Jason refuses to take Nikolas's deal. Dante confronts a confused Dillon about New Year's Eve. Lulu hides Johnny from Dillon, but someone else catches Lulu and Johnny off guard.
METROCOURT
TRACY: If you don't hurry the hell up and get Nikolas to sign over ELQ, I'll air YOUR REAL NAME and all your dirty laundry for all of Port Chuckles to see.
HAYDEN: That's hilarious. You don't even KNOW my real name.
TRACY: Oh but I do! Read this and weep. (Shows Hayden a news clipping on her phone).
HAYDEN: But...but it takes TIME to seduce Nikolas into signing over his purloined company!
TRACY: One month or this canary sings. I'll be off the grid having mud masks and Margaritas in Mexico and when I'm back, you'd better have ELQ neatly wrapped with a nice, shiny little bow on it.
HOSPITAL
JASON: If you think I'm going to sign over my ELQ shares to YOU, then you must have hit your head harder than I thought when you tried to fly over the balcony at the MetroCourt.
NIKOLAS: Fine. You don't play it my way, I'll send you to The Big House. No more Liz, no more Sam, no more Jake or no more Danny. With your record as Sonny's killbot, you'll be locked up for life.
JASON: Remember how you used to be in love with the sister I don't remember having? What would Emily do?
NIKOLAS: No sense digging up the dead, Jason. Just fork over your ELQ shares and all this prison unpleasantness can be another one of your fractured memories.
JASON: Not. Gonna. Happen. By the way, it's time to change your Kotex. Keep up with your hygiene, dude!
LIZ'S HOUSE
LIZ: OMG, what's that noise!
LAURA: It's just me. I'm bringing Jake back. He was freaking Audrey out telling macabre Cassadine stories. My grandson needs a shrink, like, YESTERDAY.
LIZ: Well, I let him draw with the hospital art therapist's crayons, so if that counts as getting him professional help...
LAURA: Do you think there might be other Cassadines lurking out there? I mean, how many times has Stavros been frozen and unfrozen?
LIZ: You think it was Stavros playing Peeping Tom? Now I'm REALLY creeped out.
LAURA: Tell me about it!
KELLY'S
DANTE: What did you and Lulu do on New Year's Eve, Dillon?
DILLON: I wasn't even hanging OUT with Lulu on New Year's Eve! Besides, even if I was with her, why would I tell YOU anything? You're a cheater cheater pumpkin eater! d
DANTE: You hurt Lulu and I'll rearrange your pretty boy face!
HAUNTED STAR
JOHNNY: Who says fugitives can't be romantic? These five dozen roses are all for you, Lulu.
LULU: You shouldn't have. No, you REALLY shouldn't.
JOHNNY: You're letting me stay on this ship, hiding from the law. It's the least I can do.
LULU: You are helping with Operation Ruin Valerie's Life, aren't you?
JOHNNY: Yeah, about that. Gimme 20 bucks so I can bribe her again.
LULU: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KELLY'S
MAXIE: Dillon, what the hell was that? Why did Dante jump you like that?
DILLON: Just a misunderstanding. Case of mistaken indentity.
MAXIE: Who's mistaken identity?
DILLON: I plead the fifth. See ya.
HOSPITAL
NIKOLAS: And then Jason jumped me and sent me flying over the balcony to my presumed death. Only I survived because the woman I have an on and off thing with saved my life. If Jason had his way, I would be pushing up daisies now instead of talking to you.
COP: Thank you, Mr. Cassadine. We'll be in touch.
HAYDEN: So you're going to send Jason to prison and keep Jake and Danny away from their father?
NIKOLAS: Says the woman who was in hysterics when I woke up, begging me to have Jason put away?
HAYDEN: I changed my mind. By the way, will you marry me?
HAUNTED STAR
DILLON: Just a heads up, Lulu. Dante thinks you were with me on New Year's Eve. He got all in my face outside of Kelly's.
LULU: What did you tell him?
DILLON: That he had the wrong guy. But I bet I know who you had stashed in that cabin. Wheeeeeeeeeere's Johnny? Is he still IN that cabin? It's been a week!
LULU: He's history. Yeah, that's right. He's packed up and moved on.
DILLON: Oh really? Then why do I detect the faint aroma of fugitive in the air?
LULU: I promise, I am 100% Fugitive-Free. Buh-bye!
PCPD
VALERIE: CRAP! I just blew this exam. My career as a cop is over.
DANTE: I'll help you study for the next one.
VALERIE: Boundaries, Dante. Boundaries.
DANTE: Fine, I won't help you, but I sure miss those fritatatas you used to cook for me.
VALERIE: Dante, I have to leave you this second or I will jump your bones. Please just pretend I don't exist.
METROCOURT
TRACY: So you've come to wish your mother a bon voyage?
DILLON: Yeah, I heard you were skipping town for awhile. Trying to get away from Dastardly Dad?
TRACY: Don't flatter the man, Dillon. I simply need some R and R.
HAUNTED STAR
LULU: That was close.
JOHNNY: Hey, what are bars for if not to hide behind?
MAXIE: Johnny Zacchara!
LULU: CRAP!
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