Don't Querrrrrrrrrrida Me!

      Sabrina grows increasingly anxious about her baby, but Carrrrrrrrrlos insists they stay put.   Anna and Robert check in with OB/GYN clinics in Halifax on Sabrina's whereabouts.   After turning down Darby at the coffee warehouse, Morgan makes a decision about his relationship with Kiki.   Sonny vows to avenge Duke's death and take down Julian.   Ava has bad news for Carly.   Paul worries about how much Kiki knows about his relationship with her mother. 

        HALIFAX CLINIC

       ROBERT:  G'day mates!  Have you seen this bloke?  (shows picture of Carrrrrrrrlos on his phone) Or this young lady?  (shows picture of Sabrina)  
       ANNA:  The woman in question is heavily pregnant.    
       ROBERT:  She's 'bout to pop.  The wee one could be coming any minute now.  
       CLINIC LADY:  We haven't seen anyone meeting that description, but I can double check.    Peeps have a way of sneaking in the back door.  
       ANNA:  Thank you very much.  (lady leaves)  I'm going to pound Carrrrrrrrrlos's ass into the GROUND!  
       ROBERT:  Vengeful much, Anner?  


       HALIFAX CABIN

       SABRINA:  Carrrrrrrrrrrlos, I have cabin fever.   We've been shut in for DAYS now and you said I could go to the doctor to check on my baby.  
       CARRRRRRRLOS:  Querrrrrrrrrida, it's too dangerous.   Someone might see us. 
       SABRINA:  Yes, someone might see us.  Like a DOCTOR who can tell me that my baby is okay.  That OUR baby is okay.
       CARRRRRRRRRLOS:  Querrrrrrrrrida---
       SABRINA:  Don't you DARE Querrrrrrrrrrrrrrrida me!  
       CARRRRRRRRRRRLOS:  Fine, we'll go to da doctor, but we have to wear disguises.  
       SABRINA:  We don't have TIME for disguises!   We're going to the doctor NOW!  

    
       COFFEE WAREHOUSE

      DARBY:  Hey sexy thang!  
      MORGAN:  Do you always stalk dudes on their first day at work?  
      DARBY:  You're sexy when you're suspicious!  
      MORGAN:  Ya might want to keep your distance.  I kinda stink right now because of the hard work of lifting bags of beans and the meds that make me sweat like a whole friggin' ocean.  
      DARBY:  You're sexy when you sweat and stink!   It's the wild musk of man!  
      MORGAN:  Okay, we can make out for five minutes, then you gotta go.  Who knows when the parental units will come a-checkin' up on me. 


        METROCOURT LOBBY

       AVA:  Carly, I have good news for you and I have bad news. 
       CARLY:  Just get to the damn point, Ava.  Give me the bad news first.
       AVA:  You're not getting ONE NANOSECOND more of Avery than you're getting right now.
       CARLY:  Go friggin' figure!  If that's your bad news, what's your good news?
       AVA: That I gave it a LOT of serious thought and that I didn't flat-out reject the idea like I could have.
       CARLY:  Go to hell, Ava!   When Sonny gets her back, and you KNOW he will, we COULD do the very same thing to you that you're doing to us, but we care more about AVERY than ourselves.  What a concept, right, Ava?  

      
       METROCOURT RESTAURANT

     PAUL:  Nice job, waitress.  (hands her a $100 tip) Don't spend it all in one place.  Or do.  Spend it however the hell you want.  
     KIKI:  Okay, Best. Tip. EVER!   Thanks.  This is because you and my mom are tight, isn't it? 
     PAUL:  Tight?  Who says your mother and I are tight?   If anything, we're loose.   Loosey-goosey, that's what we are.  I have evidence that could put her in the slammer for a long time.   She knows how to make sure that never happens.  End of story. 
     KIKI: Ooookay.  Thanks for the ginormous tip. 

     
      HOSPITAL

     JULIAN:  I guess you're not a believer in putting our past grievances in the past and reigniting our bromance.   We had it good, Sonny.  You can't deny that. 
     SONNY:  For some reason, Alexis thinks you're not the scum of the earth.   I beg to differ.  Jerome, you're going DOWN!  You're GONNA PAY for what you did to Duke.  
   
    
     METROCOURT ELEVATOR

      PAUL: What does your daughter Kiki know about our *ahem* relationship?
      AVA:  Why the sudden interest in my daughter?   Do you have a wandering eye because my daughter is OFF LIMITS!  
      PAUL:  I ran into her when she was doing her waitressing thing.   When I gave her the biggest tip of her life, she asked some questions.  
     AVA:  She knows nothing.   She doesn't even WANT to know, so take a chill pill and buy some more sexy art.
    
     
     HALIFAX CLINIC

     ANNA:  Finding Carrrrrrrrrrlos is the key to taking down Paul AND Julian Jerome.  
     ROBERT:  Still on the trail of that one, aah ya?  
     ANNA:  Justice MUST be served, Robert!  
     ROBERT:  I can't aahgue with ya theah, Anner.
     CARRRRRRRRLOS (outside the door)  Querrrrrrrrrrrrrida, we have to leave NOW!  
     CLINIC LADY:  I'm sorry, but I just checked with our staff and nobody who looks like the people you are looking for has come here today.  
      ANNA:  Thank you very much.  
     CLINIC LADY:  Wait!  Someone did miss their appointment. 


     HALIFAX CABIN

     SABRINA:   What the hell, Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlos?    I thought you were going to FINALLY let me see a doctor and make sure my baby's okay.  
     CARRRRRRRRRRLOS:  We could not go in there, Querrrrrrrrrrrrida.   I saw someone who could get us in mucho trouble.  
      SABRINA:  Well, we kinda HAVE to get to a hospital now.  
     CARRRRRRRRRRRLOS:  No, Querrrrrrrrrrida, we have to get the hell out of Halifax before we get caught. 
      SABRINA:  Don't QUERRRRRRRRRRRRIDA ME, CARRRRRRRRRRRLOS!   I'M IN LABOR!!! 


     METROCOURT RESTAURANT

     JULIAN:  Hey there, niece!   Alexis and I were so inspired by Nina and her Green Crimson campaign we're not sending out paper invitations to our wedding.   Since you're part of my family, you, your baby sister and even your mother are invited.  
    KIKI:  Thanks, Julian.  I'll totes be there.   As for my mother, well, you're on your own there.  

    AVA:  Kiki, I want you to know that I gave it some serious, serious thought and I just can't trust Sonny and Carly with my precious baby daughter. 
   KIKI:  You disappoint me, mother.  

    JULIAN:  Ava, can you do me a favor and put the kibosh on any current mobbery?   Sonny's on the warpath and I can't afford for your mobbery to end up on MY face.   I have a clean, legit, mob-free life to lead with my soon-to-be wife and my three kids, one of whom is krazy-glued to Olivia's boob, so if you're running guns or selling X-rated art, just cool it, will ya? 
   AVA:  Since when is Olivia's boob my problem?  

  
     COFFEE WAREHOUSE

     DARBY:  Look!  It's the famous Sonny and Carly Corinthos!   I'm totally fangirling now!   Can I have you guys's autograph?  
     SONNY:  And you are? 
     CARLY:  I was about to ask the same question.  
     DARBY:  You can call me Darby.  Ta ta! 
     CARLY:   What the?   Did she smell like Morgan to you? 
     MORGAN:  Fine, so I hung out with her for five seconds after Max said I could punch out. 
     CARLY:  Who the hell is she, Morgan?  Why don't we have all of her information?   HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING YOUR MEDS? 
      MORGAN:  Whoa, Mom, helicopter much?
      CARLY:  I'm CONCERNED about you, Morgan.  
      MORGAN:  You don't trust me as far as you can throw me.  I'm surprised you don't have spycam  drones flying around this warehouse making sure I'm not doing anything, I don't know, fun? 
      SONNY: Keep calm and count the beans, son!  
     
    
      METROCOURT

    MORGAN:  Hey Keeks, I've been thinking and really thinking clearly even though I'm taking my stupid meds.  Wanna try hooking up again? 
    KIKI:  Well...

   
      COFFEE WAREHOUSE

       SONNY:  (gets out of his wheelchair and stands up) Uuuuuufff!  Ahhhh!  Ohhhh
       CARLY:  O to the MG!  YOU CAN STAND, SONNY!  YOU CAN STAND!!! It's a MIRACLE!