Franco Gets Results.

     Dr. Collins and Jake's kiddie shrink recommend that Jake undergo art therapy with Franco, much to Liz's surprise.   Alexis comes to Olivia's aid at the PCPD.  Julian leaves Nina on her own for the interview about Crimson's future.  Jason hires Sam to investigate Jake's Mystery Creeper.   Carrrrrrrrrrlos is upset when he sees Sabrina on the phone with Felix.  Andre Maddox, Robert, and Anna come up with a plan to locate Carrrrrrrrrrlos and Sabrina.  

    
  PCPD

   ALEXIS:  What happened?
   OLIVIA:  Our mayor is a big meanie who wants my baby to starve, that's what happened!
   MAYOR LOMAX:  Ms. Falconeri tried to flash me, then she verbally attacked me!
   ALEXIS:  Olivia, you'd better count your lucky stars I'm a card-carrying feminist who will defend to the death the right of a woman to breastfeed in public.  
   

  HOSPITAL

  DR. COLLINS:  Are you sure YOU don't need to see a shrink too, Elizabeth?  I mean you had a kid return from the dead, a marriage called off, and a mysterious home invasion.
  LIZ:  That's just a year in the life of Elizabeth Webber, Dr. Collins.  I'm totally sane.
  DR. COLLINS:  Well, just in case life dumps a crate of lemons on your head and you're out of sugar to make lemonade, there's no shame in paying another visit to Shadybrook.

 
  ANNA'S HOUSE

   ROBERT:  Wait, Andre, how do you and Anner know each othah?
   ANNA:  He was my shrink when I was being stalked by the ghost of Carrrrrrrrrrrrrlos.  
   DR. MADDOX:   She said it.  
   ROBERT:  Now that we're all acquainted, let's put our heads togethah and find Cahlos and Sabriner.  

  
   METROCOURT

   JASON:  Sorry Jake was being a brat to you.  Can you believe he actually thought YOU broke in and smashed the picture?   I don't know WHERE that kid's head is at.  I hope his shrink can figure it out. 
   SAM:  You need to hire a P.I, namely ME to figure out who's targeting Elizabeth's house.   Could it be one of your old enemies?
  JASON:  Like I remember who they are!  Besides, I don't live with Elizabeth anymore.  Seven months of lies, remember?  
  SAM:  Well, there's Franco, but he had his psychotic tumor removed and doesn't give a crap about you anymore.  No offense.  
  JASON:  None taken, believe me.  

  
   CRIMSON OFFICE

   BRADY:  Hi, I'm Brady, the reporter who will be interviewing you and Mr. Jerome about Crimson's amazing turnaround. 
   NINA:  Brady as in the Patriots' quarterback or Brady as in the Bunch?
   BRADY:  Both, actually.   So, Ms. Reeves, what made you decide to go green?
   NINA:  Like, DUH!  The environment, silly!   Everybody's going green these days.   We HAVE to stop global warming or it will be, like 70 degrees on Christmas!  
   BRADY:  How will you continue to shock and awe the Crimson readership?
   NINA:  Mirrors!   The next issue is going to be printed on REFLECTIVE PAPER so the readers will see THEMSELVES on the pages of Crimson!  Is that genius or what?   Also, more ads for lemon-lime effervescent Alka-Seltzer because it's green and all of our readers are effervescent.  
  
 
    PCPD

   JULIAN:  You know, Mayor Lomax, your backward stance on a woman's right to breastfeed is going to get you some seriously crappy press.  I should know.  I AM the press.  
   MAYOR LOMAX:  I smell a threat.  
   LEO:  (translated from Baby)  I'm still HANGRY!   Where the hell are we anyway?  Why are there cops?  Have I been arrested for screaming my head off and disturbing the peace?  
   OLVIA:  If I don't feed my baby right now, HE WILL DIE!  
   COP:  Fine.  Where's his bottle.  I'll feed him. 
   OLIVIA:  You really wanna touch my boob, officer?  
   COP:  If it helps feed a starving baby...
   OLIVIA: Alexis, get the blanket.  (Alexis puts blanket over Olivia's boob and Leo)  See how I'm discreetly keeping the boob out of public view, Mayor Lomax?  
   MAYOR LOMAX:  FINE!   I'm dropping the charges. 
   ALEXIS:  I'll see YOU in court because we're SUING! 

  
  HOSPITAL

  LIZ:  Hi Jake!  How was therapy. 
  JAKE:  Whatever. 
  LIZ:  Go draw me a nice picture.   Dr. Renault, how did it go with Jake.
  DR. RENAULT:  He rambled on very strangely about an island, an empress, some tedious unfortunates and vengeance, all the while giving me the creepiest glare.  He needs to see Franco.
  LIZ:  Franco?  Seriously? 
  DR. COLLINS:  Art therapy might help him better express himself.   Franco's an oddball, but he gets results.  

  FRANCO:  Hey kid!   How's the art coming? 
  JAKE:  I drew something for you.   What do you think. 
  FRANCO:  I think you and my 8-year-old self will get along just fine. 

 
   CABIN WHERE CARRRRRRLOS AND SABRINA ARE STAYING

   SABRINA:  Slow down, Felix, Michael said WHAT?   He made a mistake and wants me back?   Anna's looking for me? 
   CARRRRRRRRRRLOS:  Hang up the phone Querrrrrrrrrrrrrrida.   We don't want anyone locating us. 


    ANNA'S HOUSE

     DR. MADDOX:  We need to determine where Carrrrrrrrrrlos took his pregnant girlfriend. 
     ANNA:  He most likely fled the country, but not by plane, because Sabrina's about to pop. 
     DR. MADDOX:  Seeing that he has great concern for Sabrina and the baby, he has to be hiding in some place not far from civilization.  
     ROBERT:  He could have gone to eithah Toronto or Halifax, Nova Scotier. 
     ANNA:  Toronto has good hospitals for when Sabrina goes into labor.
     DR. MADDOX:  Toronto's too big of a city and Sabrina would make too many friends there, being the social butterfly she seems to be.   I say Nova Scotia.
     ANNA:  Fire up the teleporter.  We are headed to Halifax.

   
    LIZ'S HOUSE

    SAM:  I see no signs of forced entry
    JASON:  So the Mystery Creeper got in by osmosis?  
    SAM:  Or, he OR SHE has a key.  
    LIZ:  O to the MG!   What are you guys doing here?  

   
    CRIMSON OFFICE

   NINA:  (on phone with Julian) You were at the police station?  Public breasfteeding?   Did you get a picture we can put on the cover of the next Crimson?