Let's Talk About Art

      Kiki sets boundaries for her relationship with her mother.  Sonny tells Morgan to listen to his shrink and keep taking his meds.  Michael has an awkward run-in with Sabrina.  Anna's conversation with Sabrina gives her more reason to believe Carrrrrrrlos is still among the living.  Paul meets with Ava at the MetroCourt. 

        METROCOURT

        KIKI:  May I take your order, lady who looks a lot like my mom? 
        AVA:  Like no mother has ever appeared at her child's place of work.  
        KIKI:  About that.  We need to talk boundaries.   I have an itemized list of off-limits topics and on top of that list is one Morgan Corinthos. 
        AVA:  I accept your boundaries, Kiki.  
        KIKI:  One thing that's totes NOT off limits to discuss is all the ways you wronged me.  
        AVA:  So much for bygones being bygones.
        KIKI:  You are SO on Mom Probation, so you'd best do what I say or I'm back to forgetting you exist.  Capiche?  

       
         SONNY'S HOUSE

        MORGAN:  Will you PLEASE let me do your dirty work, Dad?   Pretty please with a cherry on top, chocolate sprinkles, whipped cream and a warm blanket of luxurious hot fudge?  
        SONNY:  For the 950th time, I don't want my kids in da bidness!  
        MORGAN:  No fair, Dad!   It's boring just taking my meds and stuff.  
        SONNY:  Aren't you supposed to go see your shrink today? 
        MORGAN:  Yeah, I guess.   See you later, Dad, and remember, if you ever need any badassery assistance, I'm your man.  
      
     
        KELLY'S

       SABRINA:  I miss you, Michael!  I miss how we used to be when you didn't know I was carrying Carrrrrrrrrrrlos's baby.  
       MICHAEL:  Yeah, I miss the girlfriend who I thought didn't lie to me.   If you want my money to buy the kid some cool duds, you know my number.  As for everything else, that ship has sailed. 
       SABRINA:  But I made a New Year's resolution not to lie to you anymore about who the baby daddy is! 
       MICHAEL:  See you around, Sabs.  

      
      JORDAN'S OFFICE

        DR. MADDOX:  I come bearing gifts.   It's an ancient power elephant from Mexico.  
        JORDAN:  How...interesting.   And you got your knowledge about power elephants from...?
        DR. MADDOX:  I moonlight as an armchair archaeologist.  I really dig ancient civilizations. 
        JORDAN:  Wow, you're hot and smart!  
        DR. MADDOX:  Does that mean you want to go on Date #3?  
        JORDAN:  Well, DUH!   Besides, I want to see more of your...unique dance moves.  


       KELLY'S

       ANNA:  I detect a chill in the air and I suspect it comes from the polar vortex between you and Michael. 
       SABRINA:  Yeah, we broke up because I lied about my baby daddy.
       ANNA:  So it isn't Michael?   How intriguing.  
       SABRINA:  Me and the baby are on our lonesome.  No fake baby daddy.  No real baby daddy.  Just me and him...or her.   
       ANNA:  So the father of your baby is out of the picture?   Does he happen to roll his Rs?  
       SABRINA:  Bingo!  My baby daddy is Carrrrrrrrrrrlos.  
       ANNA:  Too bad he's dead. 
       SABRINA:  (gets startled and spills her tea) Well, would you look at how clumsy I am?   Who knew pregnancy hormones could do that to you? 

     
        HOSPITAL

       DR. MADDOX:  Have you been taking your meds, Morgan?   On schedule, without missing a dose? 
       MORGAN:  Full disclosure:  I might have missed a dose or two, but I just washed it down with some beer a little later. 
       DR. MADDOX:  Friendly reminder, Morgan:  Beer has alcohol.  Booze and meds don't mix.   Ergo, NO FRIGGIN' BEER! 
       MORGAN:  But...but...college football was on TV and beer is like a requirement for watching some school's team beat the crap out of another school's team!
       DR. MADDOX:  Morgan...
       MORGAN:  But my ex-girlfriend set me straight.   She's pretty cool for an ex. 
       DR. MADDOX:  You must achieve stability.  
       MORGAN:  Stability is boring, doc!  I want to be a badass mobster and help my wheelchair-bound dad keep his territory! 
       DR. MADDOX:  They don't pay me enough here...

     
       SONNY'S HOUSE

       SONNY:  So Michael, how's your baby mama Sabrina? 
       MICHAEL:  I ran into her at Kelly's.   She was all like "I miss you, Michael" but she can't un-lie to me.   You know all too well that lying is a dealbreaker, dad.  
       SONNY:  Betrayal is a DEAD TO ME offense for me too, son, but you and I, we worked through the whole I-killed-your-bio-dad thing.  You and Sabrina can work through this.  Besides, Sabrina knew you hated Carrrrrrrrrlos with the fire of a thousand suns.  Maybe she was scared to tell you.
       MICHAEL:  She didn't TRUST ME, Dad.   If you don't trust a Corinthos, don't expect to be in a relationship with one.  

       
        METROCOURT

         PAUL:  I thought you'd NEVER be through talking to your daughter!   We have business to discuss.
         AVA:  Such as?
         PAUL:  A briefcase full of cash that's all yours for helping me and Raj run guns through this fool town.
         AVA:  So is our partnership facebook official now?  
         PAUL:  I meant to say, ballistic art from Argentina.
         AVA:  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  
         PAUL:  These guns are fine pieces of craftsmanship, Ava.   You won't find work like that hanging in a gallery with 200 striped paintings.  
         AVA:  So how are things with that hilarious ex-wife of yours? 
         PAUL:  She kicked me to the curb.  With all the class of a Quartermaine, that is.   I live here now, at the MetroCourt.  
         AVA:  Where's my room key?
         PAUL:  What, is our relationship facebook official now? 
         AVA:  Touche. 

      
         JORDAN'S OFFICE

         ANNA: Jordan, stop whatever you are doing.  We need to tap Sabrina Santiago's phone. 
         JORDAN:  Don't we need the D.A.'s permission to do that? 
         PAUL:  To do what? 
         ANNA:  Never mind.