Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Scorpio-Drakes Give Their Notice

    After being offended by Dr. O's offer to reinstate her job as long as she takes a pay cut, Robin and Patrick decide to take their talents elsewhere.   Sonny shares his leg-moving good news with Robin and Patrick, but learn that Patrick is referring his case to a new doctor.   The Davis Girls and Julian's breakfast at Kelly's is interrupted by Anna's harassment of Julian.  Anna shares some intel with Jordan about Carrrrrrrrrlos.   Sabrina is taken to the hospital with contractions.   Liz wakes Jason from a nightmare. 

     KELLY'S

         KRISTINA:  Sam, how much sex did you and Jason have last night?  Or should we call it this morning? 
         SAM:  Jump the gun much, Kristina?   Jason and I played pool.  End of story.  
         MOLLY:  Come ON, Sam, that was the most boring story EVER!    
         SAM:  Remember how Jason didn't remember being my hubby?   He still doesn't.  We're taking things slowly.  
        
     
        JORDAN'S OFFICE

        PAUL:  Where's your BFF Anna? 
        JORDAN:  What's it to you? 
        PAUL:  She's AWOL.  But, hey, good job keeping the hoodlums at bay.   Gold star! 
        JORDAN:  Go away, you smarmy ass!

       
         HOSPITAL

         PATRICK:  Hey, how's it going with Dr. O?
         DR. OBRECHT:  Ze name is Dr. Liesl Obrecccchhhhht!  
         ROBIN:  She wants me to take a pay cut.
         DR. OBRECHT:  Ze whole hospital ees on a budget, Dr. Scohpio.  Ve must cut back on excessive spending.   Eizzer you take your job back viss less money oah you pound ze pavement looking for a job elsevere! 
         PATRICK:  Screw you, Dr. O!  Screw you and your miserable treatment of a brilliant doctor like my once and future wife!  
         DR. OBRECHT:  It's Dr. Obreccccchhhht!   Vy do I bozzer?  
         ROBIN:  I think I've made my decision.  


         MICHAEL:  Hey Dad, congrats on moving your leg!  
         SONNY:  Thank you, son.  How's it goin' between you and Sabrina? 
         MICHAEL:  Did I forget to congratulate you on you leg movement? 
         SONNY:  Whatsamatter, Michael?  Why are you trying to change the subject? 
         MICHAEL:  Sabrina and I are history, Dad, and that baby I thought was mine will be rolling his or her Rs and doing Julian Jerome's dirty work.  
        

         SABRINA:  Oooh!  AAAAGHHH!  Contractions!   Baby's coming!  
         FELIX:  It's totally cool, Bri.  We're at the hospital now. 
         LUCAS:  Felix is right, Sabrina.  I'm the new designated doctor of all specialties now.  Need an OBGYN, I'm your man.    Need a brain surgeon?   I can do that too.   Quad bypass?   You're looking at they guy who will saw open your chest.  

         
         LIZ'S HOUSE
   
          JASON:  (mumbling incoherently in his sleep)  No!  Uh...Oh...Aggghh!  
          LIZ:  Jason, wakey wakey!
          JASON:  AAAAGGGGHHHH!  
          LIZ:  I know I lied to you for seven months and all, but am I seriously THAT scary?
          JASON:  I was having a bad dream and now I completely forgot what I was dreaming about.  
          LIZ:  You and Jake are two peas in a pod. 
          JASON:  That reminds me.   We need to divvy up custody of that kid.   I'll call Diane and have her set something up.
          LIZ:  Ugggh!  I can't stand Diane!   I'll call Alexis.   
        

          KELLY'S

           SAM:  Now, about the wedding...
           ANNA:  So there's going to be a wedding!   Am I invited? 
           JULIAN:  Don't hold your breath waiting for an invitation. 
           ANNA:  I'll try not to cry myself to sleep.   Don't say I didn't warn you, Alexis.  


         HOSPITAL

            ROBIN:  Sonny!  Long time no see!   I heard how you ended up in the chair.  That totally sucks. 
            SONNY:  Robin!  Good to see ya!   I moved my leg, you know.   I'm gettin' outta this thing ASAP. 
            ROBIN:  I wouldn't be surprised.   Nothing keeps a Sonny Corinthos down. 
            SONNY:  So where's that son of a bitch that held you captive?
            ROBIN:  Well, Helena's "dead".  Jerry's in Schteinmaur.  
            SONNY:  Two words:  Cesar Faison.
            ROBIN:  Do me a favor and concentrate on getting out of this chair and not after avenging my captor, okay?  
            PATRICK:  So, Sonny, I have a little bad news.  Robin and I are taking our talents to an Obrecht-free hospital, so I'll be referring you to a new doctor.  
            SONNY:  Say WHAAAAAAAAAT???

     
          KELLY'S

          SAM:  What do you mean my place is on the market, Mom?  It's still my place.  
          ALEXIS:  Apparently, the realtor didn't get the memo. 
          JULIAN:  Leave it to me.  I'll go over there to straighten it all out.  
          SAM:  Ooooookay.  
          MOLLY:  Mom, I want to move into the dorms.   Oh, and to never have sex EVER!  

          JORDAN'S OFFICE

          ANNA:  Carrrrrrrrrrrlos is still alive. 
          JORDAN:  Hello?  His body was cremated.   He was in a friggin' BOX! 
          ANNA:  It turns out that Box Full O Carrrrrrrrrlos wasn't full of Carrrrrrrrrrlos after all.  I saw him and he dropped some medallion on the ground at the pier.  
          JORDAN:  So whose body was that? 
          ANNA:  I plead the fifth...for now.  
          JORDAN:  So how am I supposed to believe you? 
          ANNA:  Think about it, Jordan!  The M.E. had him cremated awfully quickly.  And now he's on sudden leave?   I smell a rat right in this PCPD.  
          JORDAN:  You mean a mole?  How intriguing.  

          
         HOSPITAL

        MICHAEL:  Are you okay, Sabrina? 
        SABRINA:   I'm fine, Michael.  Besides having lied to you and you dumping me and all.   It was just Braxton Hicks.  
         MICHAEL:  Okay.  Good luck with this whole baby thing.  At least your kid will be bilingual and won't need earplugs for all the loud Quartermaine quarrels.  


         SAM'S APARTMENT

          PAUL:  Nice place.  Too bad it isn't on the market anymore. 
          JULIAN:  Can you do me a favor and call off your gaurd dog Anna?   She still thinks I'm a mobster.  Can you tell her to get with the times already?  
          PAUL:  Sure thing, Jerome.  And don't worry, we dropped the Lavery case a long time ago.   You're off the hook.  
         

      
       

        
       

        

1 comment:

  1. "SABRINA: Oooh! AAAAGHHH! Contractions! Baby's coming!"

    ROFL! Or not! :)

    "MOLLY: Oh, and to never have sex EVER!"

    ROFL! We shall see how TJ takes the news! :)

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