Two Weddings and Two Reunions

      Wedding #1:  Alexis and Julian's.   Alexis asks Molly & Kristina, along with an absent Sam, to be her maids of honor.  
      
        Wedding #2:  Hayden accepts Nikolas's proposal, but Laura's none too thrilled.  

        Reunion #1:  Tracy runs into one of her exes, Larry Ashton, on her spa vacay. 

        Reunion #2:  TJ runs into his Uncle Curtis at the MetroCourt, much to Jordan's chagrin. 

        Everything else:  Sam doesn't want to get in the way of Jason's returning memories.  Molly and Kristina spar about Kristina's troubles at school.  


         ALEXIS AND JULIAN'S HOUSE

          ALEXIS:  Let's do something wild and crazy like getting married in a church. 
          JULIAN:  Do you even know what a church looks like? 
          ALEXIS:  I've been to one.  For weddings.  And some funerals.   And I've seen some on TV.  
          JULIAN:  Hey, it's your day.   As long as we can find a preacher who will forgive me my past mobbery, we're good.  


         WYNDEMERE

           NIKOLAS:  So will you marry me, Hayden?   I'm down on one knee and everything.  
           HAYDEN:  I'm confused.  
           NIKOLAS:  It's rather simple, Hayden.  There are two possible answers:  Yes or No. 
           HAYDEN:  I know THAT!  I mean, when I popped the question last week, you were like, "we barely know each other" and "we shouldn't get married just to protect ELQ" and all that.  
           NIKOLAS:  Yeah, well, now that a whole week has passed and I have graduated from Kotex to Poise, we know each other a helluva lot better.   What do you say, Hayden?  Do you want to be the next Cassadine princess?
           HAYDEN:  Sure, why not!
           LAURA:  What did I just walk in on?  
           HAYDEN:  Hello mother-in-law-to-be!  
           LAURA:   THIS is interesting...

       
         PENTHOUSE ROOF

        JASON:  I remember the rain and you and me and colored lights and the scent of your wetness. 
        SAM:  I hope that was a good thing. 
        JASON:  It was a very good thing.  I remember loving you, Sam.   Rain is so magical. 
        SAM:  Whoa!   Hold your romantic white horses there, Jason!   If you start remembering stuff that involves me, I might start expecting stuff and you don't want me expecting stuff because that's not fair to you that I'm expecting stuff and your memories are not catching up to my expectations.  Or something like that. 
        JASON:  So you're saying I'm on my own now with my memories of our passionate love.  
        SAM:  You can always see a shrink.  And there's art therapy with Franco.   Okay, maybe you're better off on your own.  

       
         METROCOURT

       JORDAN:  Curtis, why are you stalking me?   Didn't I give you an all-expenses-paid one-way trip to The Moon? 
       CURTIS:  The Moon can wait, Jordan.   It's not like it's goin' anywhere.  
       JORDAN:  Aren't you done with whatever the hell it is you were doing here in the first place?  
       CURTIS:  You know, you're really starting to hurt my feelings. 


       SPA 

       TRACY:  I smell smoke.   Put that out, whoever the hell you are. 
       LARRY:  Do you mind?  I'm getting my zen on! 
       TRACY:  DAMMIT!  Larry Ashton, what are you doing on MY spa getaway?  
       LARRY:  What is ANYBODY doing on a spa getaway, Tracy?   I'm clearing my mind and trying to put my days of con artistry and skullduggery behind me. 
       TRACY:  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!  
       LARRY:  My mind is cleansed, Tracy.  Ex-husbands just wanna have fun! 

    
        OUTSIDE ALEXIS & JULIAN'S HOUSE

      MOLLY:  I'll see you back at the dorms, TJ
      KRISTINA:  Where NO SEX WILL EVER HAPPEN! 
      TJ:  What the HELL?  
      MOLLY:  Kristina's just mad because she's flunking out of school.  
      TJ:  I'm staying out of this sister warfare.  Catch you later, Molls. 

      
        METROCOURT

      TJ:  Uncle Curtis!  Long time, no see, man! 
      CURTIS: TJ!  You an actual grown man now!  
      JORDAN:  So you noticed? 
      CURTIS:  Sorry I've been AWOL in your life, man.   What you studyin' in college?
      TJ:  Pre-Med.  I decided five minutes ago I want to be a doctor.  You know, since that brain surgeon Patrick left, there aren't a whole lot of halfway decent doctors at GH, so I should have no problem finding a job here.  I hear this guy Lucas had a two week internship and now he's the real thing.  
     
       
         WYNDEMERE

       LAURA:  Nikolas, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?   (to herself)  Since when are my kids SUCH IMBECILES? 
       NIKOLAS:  I love Hayden.  She loves me.   We're getting married.   Any questions?
       LAURA:  She's a liar with HIGHLY flammable pants, Nikolas.   You'd better have the fire extinguisher at the ready!  
       NIKOLAS:  I'll consider myself warned, mother.
       LAURA:  Does she know you tried to...take care of her, Cassadine style?
       HAYDEN:  It's going to be so great having you for a mother-in-law, Laura.  I hope you're not one of THOSE mother-in-laws like you see in pretty much every family movie ever made.  


        ALEXIS & JULIAN'S HOUSE

        ALEXIS:  So, girls, we are planning my wedding and it's going to be at an actual church.  Isn't that CRAZY?
        MOLLY:  So you actually know what one is?
        KRISTINA:  Can you recite The Lord's Prayer? 
        ALEXIS:  Fine, so I'm a known atheist marrying in a church just for kicks.  So sue me.   Wanna be my maids of honor, girls?  
        KRISTINA & MOLLY:  Sure! 
        MOLLY:  We know Krissy will be around, right? 
        KRISTINA:  (sticks tongue out at Molly) MYOB, Molly! 
        JULIAN:  I'd like to call a pre-emptive moratorium on catfights. 
        ALEXIS:  Sisters will be sisters.  
        JULIAN:  Let's have sex.
        ALEXIS:  Twist MY arm!

     
        SPA

        TRACY:  There's something to be said for finding one's zen.
        LARRY:  Hear hear!
        TRACY:  (phone rings)  Let's put that zen on hold for just one moment.  (over phone)  Hello?
        HAYDEN: (over phone)  You're talking to the next Mrs. Nikolas Cassadine
        TRACY:  Well done, Haychel.   Well done!   Don't worry.  Once you're done snagging ELQ for me, you can get a quickie divorce.  Gotta go.  My zen awaits.