Jason sees a highly disturbing drawing in Jake's collection. Sam accuses Franco of being in cahoots with Elizabeth in staging the break-in. Sonny tells Carly that mum's the word on his being able to stand. Carrrrrrrrrlos promises Sabrina an idyllic life with him and the new baby. Anna and Robert grill the lady at the clinic on who made the appointment. Anna has an unsettling phone convo with Paul. Morgan wants Kiki back.
HOSPITAL
FRANCO: Hey Sam, what's shakin'?
SAM: We are SO not friends, Franco.
FRANCO: But I'm a changed man, sans evil tumor. Then, I shot myself up with LSD to save my girlfriend and the stuff wiped out all the other sinister impulses from my brain. It is some STRONG stuff, that LSD. I never saw so many colors in my entire life. It was like a rainbow just EXPLODED in front of my eyes.
SAM: Once a whackjob, always a whackjob. You and Nina together, now THAT'S RICH!
FRANCO: Nina is the shiz, Sam! She's running a magazine that's making all other magazines GREEN with envy.
SAM: I saw that issue. It made me want to puke.
FRANCO: You know, you really should be nicer to Elizabeth.
SAM: Why? Is she your new bestie? Did you conspire with her to scare the crap out of her son Jake?
FRANCO: Jake, now there's a kid who takes me back.
SAM: Say WHAAAAAAAAAT?
FRANCO: Say nothing. I can't talk about one of my patients.
SAM: So he IS your patient? I need ALL the deets.
FRANCO: See ya!
CABIN/HOTEL ROOM IN HALIFAX
SABRINA: Carrrrrrrrrrrrlos, I'm seriously in labor right now.
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRLOS: The baby is coming, Zabrrrrrrrrrrina?
SABRINA: That's what being in labor means.
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRLOS: You mean I have to get the baby out of you, querrrrrrrrrida? I have a better idea. Let's go to the hospital.
SABRINA: There's NO WAY I'm getting in a car right now, Carrrrrrrrrrrrlos. You are going to deliver your own son or daughter.
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRLOS: I hope it's a girl. Then I can name her Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrla. We can move to the Keys and live on a tropical island, you, me and the baby. How does that sound, querrrrrrrrrrrrrida?
HALIFAX CLINIC
ANNA: Who are the people who missed their appointment? What are their names?
CLINIC LADY: Christopher and Sarah Rio.
ANNA: How kind of Carrrrrrrrrrlos and Sabrina to make such ridiculously obvious aliases!
ROBERT: How aah we gonna get in touch with this couple? The girl's all kind of preggahs.
CLINIC LADY: Good luck with that because I'm not going to tell you or I get sued.
LIZ'S HOUSE
JASON: Hear any more from the Mystery Creeper?
LIZ: The house has been quiet. Eerily quiet.
JASON: Hey there, Jakester. Burning through some more crayons?
JAKE: Look what I drew for you!
JASON: That's very...peaceful.
JAKE: When are you moving back home, Daddy?
JASON: Sorry, kid, but this house is not where I live.
LIZ: Your daddy and I are not together anymore.
JAKE: Why not? Is it because of SPAM?
LIZ: We'll tell you when you're, like 35. Go draw some more pictures.
COFFEE WAREHOUSE
CARLY: HALLELUJAH, YOU CAN STAND!
SONNY: You were just seeing things, Carly. Call it wishful thinkin'.
CARLY: I SAW you, Sonny. You stood on your own two feet.
SONNY: What I can't stand is anybody knowin' this. Nobody can know until I can run the 200 meter hurdles in the Olympics. Got it?
CARLY: Ye of little faith in yourself. Never give up! GO GO GO! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! WIN WIN WIN! GO! FIGHT! WIN!
SONNY: Put away the pom-poms, Carly, and pinky-swear you won't tell ANYONE what you saw.
CARLY: Fine. But remember to B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E! BE AGGRESSIVE! BE BE AGGRESSIVE!
METROCOURT RESTAURANT
MORGAN: Baby come back! You can blame it all on me (and my stupid meds which I swear I'm taking). I was wrong, and I just can't live without you.
KIKI: Uh, I don't know, Morgan. Last time I took you back, you slept with my mother, thinking she was my aunt and that her being my aunt made any difference.
MORGAN: Remember when I said "I was wrong"?
KIKI: But there are too many Morgans. There's mellow Morgan, peppy Morgan, happy Morgan, sleepy Morgan, dopey Morgan, scary Morgan, sporty Morgan, baby Morgan, and just plain cray-cray Morgan who dresses like the Gorton Fisherman.
MORGAN: Damn, that's a lot of Morgans. Even I didn't know there was that many.
KIKI: I'll go on a date with you. One date. If you don't scare the crap out of me, MAYBE there will be more dates. MAYBE.
HALIFAX CABIN/HOTEL ROOM
CARRRRRRRRRRLOS: Here comes the baby, querrrrrrrrrrrrida! Here it comes! Um...uh...it's stuck! It's stuck in your hoo-ha and I can't get it out! We gotta go to da hospital NOW!
HALIFAX CLINIC
ANNA: (over phone with Paul) What do you want, Paul?
PAUL: I'm trying to decide whether I'm hot for you or I want to fire you.
ANNA: Say WHAAAAAAAAAT?
PAUL: Just come back to The Chuckles and help me make up my mind.
ROBERT: Anner, I found Cahlos and Sabriner.
ANNA: Paul is getting suspicious. I think he knows we're hot on his trail. Or he's being very inappropriate. Or both.
ROBERT: Don't mind Hohnsby, Anner. I FOUND CAHLOS AND SABRINER!
HALIFAX CABIN/HOTEL ROOM
ROBERT: BLIMEY! Nobody's heah. Cahlos and Sabriner up and took off.
ANNA: I see blood. That's not good, Robert. Sabrina and the baby could be in trouble.
ROBERT: Wheah's the neahest hospital?
LIZ'S HOUSE
JASON: I see roller coasters and rainbows and footballs. Who do you have for the Super Bowl, kiddo? Panthers or Broncos? (sees a disturbing drawing of what looks like Sam) (to himself) HOLY CRAP! My kid's a psycho!
HOSPITAL
FRANCO (looking through Jake's file at his creepy drawings) HOLY CRAP! This kid is Franco 2.0, BEFORE my bad guy tumor got taken out. This kid is SERIAL KILLER FRANCO 2.0!!! Maybe I should start adding zeroes to my hourly rate...
"FRANCO: Hey Sam, what's shakin'?
ReplyDeleteSAM: We are SO not friends, Franco.
FRANCO: But I'm a changed man, sans evil tumor. Then, I shot myself up with LSD to save my girlfriend and the stuff wiped out all the other sinister impulses from my brain. It is some STRONG stuff, that LSD. I never saw so many colors in my entire life. It was like a rainbow just EXPLODED in front of my eyes."
ROFL! Awww Sam! Forgive him! Let bygones be bygones. :)
"CLINIC LADY: Christopher and Sarah Rio."
ROFL! Oh no that's not suspicious at all! They couldn't do Ann and Bob Smith!? :)
"CARLY: Ye of little faith in yourself. Never give up! GO GO GO! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! WIN WIN WIN! GO! FIGHT! WIN!
CARLY: Fine. But remember to B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E! BE AGGRESSIVE! BE BE AGGRESSIVE!
Oh! Carly became a cheerleader! ROFL!
"MORGAN: Baby come back! You can blame it all on me (and my stupid meds which I swear I'm taking). I was wrong, and I just can't live without you."
OH! Baby come back!
Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again
And trying to forget you is just a waste of time
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
:)
"Oh! Carly became a cheerleader! ROFL!"
ReplyDeleteShe is definitely Sonny's cheerleader. And Michael's. And sometimes Morgan's. Poor Joss. Like Lulu with Rocco, sometimes Carly forgets Josslyn exists.