Dr. NOT Okay

     Patrick Drake is a tough act to follow, especially in the eyes (and legs) of Sonny Corinthos.  The first doc Sonny saw in the post-Patrick era was a Doc Martin/House type with no bedside manner.  The second one was a reality TV doc who calls himself Dr. OK.  Sonny wants a neurologist who's more than just OK.   Carly asks a favor of Ava.  Sam accuses Liz of faking Jake's Mystery Creeper.   Hayden pays Curtis what she owes him.  Jordan lets Nikolas know that Jason's off the hook.  

       HOSPITAL

            CARLY: What do you MEAN you already saw Avery and already had your doctor's appointment?   Where was I?   Oh yeah...stuck in a meeting with the Mayor from Hell. 
            SONNY:  You didn't miss much, Carly.   The visit with Avery was over two seconds after it started because the human stopwatch was on patrol about three feet away from me.   As for the doctor, anyone who name-drops and calls themselves Dr. OK is NOT OK in my book. 
            CARLY:  Dr. OK is your doctor?   Was there a film crew?   
            SONNY:  He ain't goin' anywhere NEAR me and my healin' spinal cord.  


      WYNDEMERE

            HAYDEN:  I'd forgotten how much fun Le Petit Mort with you is.  
            NIKOLAS:  And here you said you faked your memory loss...
         

       LIZ'S HOUSE

          JASON:  Sam's here to help us, Elizabeth.  She's investigating Jake's Mystery Creeper.  
          LIZ:  I don't need no stinkin' PI rummaging through my stuff.  She's not going to find anything the cops didn't.   Grandpa Cop was very thorough.
          SAM:  Funny thing how this supposed Mystery Creeper just entered the house by osmosis.  Do you believe in osmosis, Elizabeth?   Was this intruder who terrorized your son one of those shape-shifting aliens or did he OR SHE use Jedi mind tricks to walk through doors.
          LIZ:  Get lost, Sam.
          JAKE:  You heard my mom!  Scram Sam!
         

         HOSPITAL

        SONNY:  How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of da bizness, Morgan?
        MORGAN:  So I was on the pier?   I needed fresh air to take my meds, which still totally suck, by the way.   When do they stop sucking?
        SONNY:  Your shrink's still workin' on getting the dose right, son.   But someday, when you least expect it, you'll start getting real emotions again.  
        MORGAN:  My life lacks purpose.
        SONNY:  I have a purpose for you.  Count coffee beans.  
        MORGAN:  I guess...

   
        OUTSIDE KELLY'S

        CURTIS:  You got the dough?
        HAYDEN:  Here it is.   Don't spend it all in one place.
        CURTIS:  Don't you wanna know who shot you?
        HAYDEN:  PFFFFFFT!   I already knew that.  
        CURTIS:  They why'd you pay me all this money to find out?
        HAYDEN:  Because you're kinda cute?  


        METROCOURT

        CARLY:  Ava, will you please, pretty please with a cherry, whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles, hot fudge, and two extra scoops of ice cream on top, let me and Sonny have Avery for the weekend?
        AVA:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  NO!  
        KIKI:  I will withhold my daughterly love.
        AVA:  Fine, I'll think about it.  

     
        HOSPITAL

        MAX:  Our ol' buddy Raj is running his shipments through Jerome Galleries.
        SONNY:  Come to papa, Avery!

     
        WYNDEMERE

         JORDAN:  The charges have been dropped against Jason Morgan.
         NIKOLAS:  Say WHAAAAAAAAT???   He almost KILLED me!  
         JORDAN:  A guy in a room with a view said you started the fight.
         NIKOLAS:  CRAP!  

     
         LIZ'S HOUSE

         SAM:  My expert opinion is that Jake's Mystery Creeper is none other than his own pathetic mother!
         LIZ:  Helena was right, Sam.  You ARE a guttersnipe and the bastard of a bastard!  
         SAM:  That's all you got, you insipid trollop?
         JASON:  Could the two of you just stop trading Helena Cassadine insults?  It's creeping me out big-time. 
         LIZ:  Jason, make her disappear! 
         SAM:  Jason, wake up and smell the desperation.  
         JASON:  You two ever thought of duking it out in Sonny's boxing ring?  

      
         KELLY'S

        CURTIS:  So, how's my nephew?   The one you won't let me see! 
        JORDAN: Get lost, Curtis!  

      
        WYNDEMERE

         NIKOLAS:  Bad news.  Jason's off the hook.  
         HAYDEN:  Good news:  You can still marry me.  

      
        METROCOURT

        MORGAN:  Got a job counting beans for my dad.  
        KIKI:  Congrats!   We both have actual jobs now.  Isn't that wild?