Today's show was about as interesting as yesterday's, which isn't saying much. The mob has a place on GH, but when it's front and center for too long, it gets to be tiresome. The Jake/Jason story is also dragging. The reveal that Jake is Jason can't come soon enough for me. It's been OVER A YEAR!
SONNY'S ROOM
CARLY: Bad news, Sonny. Ava's been sprung by your idiot brother who lost The Recording!
SONNY: You mean she's getting away with MURDERING CONNIE? Or was it Kate that she murdered? If it was both, then that's DOUBLE MURDER!
CARLY: It gets worse. She has a court order and she's coming after Avery.
SONNY: LIKE HELL SHE IS!
AVERY: Hi! YAY! GA GA YA YA SON OF A BITCH!
PIER
PAUL: Here's what you're gonna do, Ava: You're gonna go to a sit-down with the 5 families and throw your brother under the bus.
AVA: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! How about I throw YOU under the bus instead?
PAUL: Two words: The Recording.
AVA: DAMMIT!
OUTSIDE SONNY'S ROOM
RIC: I need to talk to Sonny.
MICHAEL: Whatever you can say to Sonny, you can say to us.
MORGAN: Yeah, RIC! You gotta go through US first.
RIC: I'm going to represent him at a 5 Families sit-down and I need him to give me the script.
MORGAN: I am going to the sit-down you son of a bitch! I have the Corinthos name.
RIC: YOU'RE mentally unstable.
MICHAEL: Ric, you're not going anywhere except to court to stop Ava from taking my dad's daughter away from him. Morgan, Ric is right. You do have a screw loose. I'll go.
MORGAN: SCREW both of you !
NOODLE BUDDHA
SAM: Jake, I can't get over Jason.
JAKE: You're not the only one. This whole damn town can't get over him. Ever thought of forming a support group or something?
SAM: Remember these guys? The Dragon and The Phoenix.
JAKE: All too well. I stole your Phoenix and you freaked.
SAM: I think Jason might still be alive.
JAKE: Say WHAAAAAAAAAT?
HOSPITAL
PATRICK: Sam turned down my proposal.
LIZ: So? Ask again. Maybe her horoscope told her not to accept any proposals that day.
PATRICK: Not her horoscope exactly. It was the ghost of Jason.
LIZ: The best way to get rid of that ghost is to marry her. Keep asking until she breaks down and says yes!
PATRICK: Pushy much?
JULIAN'S PENTHOUSE
ALEXIS: Sam turned down Patrick's proposal? What, is she NUTS?
JULIAN: She's pining for the ghost of this Jason dude everyone in this town seems to worship.
ALEXIS: It always comes back to Jason for her.
JULIAN: For the record, I'm team Patrick. That Jason guy was a mobster.
ALEXIS: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FIVE FAMILIES SIT-DOWN
MICHAEL: I am Michael Corinthos III, representing the Corinthos family as a temp mobster.
AVA: Am I late?
MEDIATOR: Serge is late. As in dearly departed. And you're sitting in his chair.
AVA: Do you wanna know who shot Sonny or don't you?
"AVERY: Hi! YAY! GA GA YA YA SON OF A BITCH!"
ReplyDeleteNow this made me laugh out loud!!! :) Hahaha. This was perfect. :)
I told you those would be her first words... Like father, like daughter. She was about to rip up that envelope too. LOL
ReplyDeleteHahahha I love that baby! :) Yes she grabbed that envelope really well hahahaha!
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