ANNA: Don't worry, Jordan. Andre and I are SO not on a date. He's my shrink and we both were thirsty.
ANDRE: She said it, not me. But I can't tell you who she thinks is stalking her --- OOPS!
JORDAN: Yes, the town's upmarket watering hole is the perfect place to shoot the breeze with your shrink.
DANTE: Lulu and I are back together!
NATHAN: Claudette was my wife.
GRIFFIN: I may be a neurosurgeon, but I secretly prefer fixing sprained ankles of fashion magazine editors wearing 6" heels.
MAXIE: You're clumsy, but hot, neurosurgeon-who-fixes-sprained-ankles. Wanna model for Crimson?
SCOTT: Let the melodramatic multimedia will reading begin!
HELENA: Greetings, tedious, unfortunate beneficiaries!
SAM: A stupid PENNY? But I wanted a poison RING!
ALEXIS: Show of hands: should I sell Helena's death dagger on eBay?
LIZ: "The Dark and Macabre Adventures of The Manchurian Jake". Great, now I'M gonna need art therapy with Franco.
NIKOLAS: Oh look! A ginormous painting of my grandmother and a cup of poisoned tea...
HELENA PAINTING: I am ALWAYS watching you, my darling disappointment of a grandson!
LULU: An envelope full of air? Is this the booby prize?
LAURA: At least it's not a Key To Nowhere.
"JORDAN: Yes, the town's upmarket watering hole is the perfect place to shoot the breeze with your shrink."
ReplyDeleteYes forget his office! Go to a watering hole for your appointment!
"HELENA PAINTING: I am ALWAYS watching you, my darling disappointment of a grandson!"
Yes. I think Helena is still alive and is watching them through the painting!!! Don't you? :) And I think the bug is in the eyes! Hahahaha. The eyes are strange looking.
"LULU: An envelope full of air? Is this the booby prize?"
Booby prize it could be! Or any other body part prize! ROFL!