GH...Interrupted

 The last few minutes of GH were cut off by the network news, so recaps might have a bit of an "unfinished" look to them today...

  Michael: What the hell happened here.  Dad?  DAD!!!  I know you killed Dad AJ!   I'm comin' after you and I've got a gun I found on the floor near what looks to be a crime scene.  Oh look, pictures of when I thought Dad Sonny hung the moon and stars.  Dante, what are you doing here?  Oh yeah, crime scene.  No, I don't have a gun in my pocket.  The wedding...don't even get me started, man!  Yeah, I know Sonny killed AJ.   No, I won't tip him off because he's kinda DEAD TO ME now.   You know how that goes in the Corinthos family.

  Dante:  Michael, what are you doing here?  I thought you were at your mom's wedding.  What happened?   Got some more bad news for you, brother.   You might as well hear it from me.   Anna's investigating...how did you know?   Do me a favor and don't tip Sonny off that he's being investigated. 

  Carly:  Franco, you sick son-of-a-bitch!   You ruined my MOST FAVORITEST SON'S love for me as part of your sick revenge plot.   Oh, this is all because I hurt your feelings?   Okay, so I cheated on you with Sonny.  Punish me!   Not MY GOLDEN BOY!!!!   I was wrong to believe that the TUMOR made you do it.   You hear that, tumor?   You're exonerated!!!   No, Franco, you are a sick sociopath who was always jealous of a brother you never even had in the first place.   The ORIGINAL GOLDEN BOY, Jason!   Jason was always right and he hated you so I should have never stopped hating you.  Now, MY PRECIOUS MICHAEL HATES ME!!!    OH. MY. GOD.  Could this day get any worse?   HEATHER WEBBER????    I should have known you'd be part of this sick show. 

 Franco:  You have only yourself to blame for this, Carly.  You and Sonny.  Why?   Because I thought we were for realsies and you CHEATED ON ME WITH SONNY!!!   After letting me believe you were NOT cheating on me with Sonny.   You let me PROPOSE to you!   If your kid who makes you forget you have other kids hates you, that's all part of the punishment.   I was gonna spray-paint a scarlet letter on your wedding gown, but I went with the video idea instead.    Carly, this is SO FAR from over!!!   Wait till you get a load of who's stalking you on the pier.  You'll FREAK!!!   About time you showed up, mother!   Let's get this show on the road. 

 Scott:  Thanks for the evidence, son.  I can use it to nail Corinthos and ensure my re-election.   I'm fixin' to call Dante right now.   Dammit, Bobbie, why do you have to be related to Carly!   Do I still have Lucy's number?

Bobbie:  Franco, you are a sick freak!    Scott, don't you DARE call that evidence in.  It implicates CARLY too, you know.   You wouldn't throw MY DAUGHTER in the clink now, would you? 

Heather:  Dammit, Kiki, get your ass out of the way.   I'm waiting to get the jump on Carly here. 

Morgan:  Dad, we don't know for SURE that Ava shot Max.  I stepped in the line of fire for you, Dad.  You can thank me later.    I know she's done some horrible stuff, but can you kinda not kill Ava, just as a favor to me?   The kid would be without a mother.  I sorta know how that feels, what with mine forgetting I exist for long periods of time.   Kiki, I thought Michael was with you.  Just meet me at the hospital.  It's not Ava, it's Max. 

Sonny:  What other woman can it be, son?   Who else have I pissed off.   Oh, here comes one.  Diane, why the sour mood? 

Diane:  Um, hello, Sonny!   My Max was shot again!!! 

Kiki:  Michael!  Michael!  Pick up the damn phone!!!  I'm skeered for you.   Don't kill Sonny.  Remember you have a criminal record.   I can't lose you to Pentonville.   Morgan, where's Michael?  I can't reach him and I'm scared he's going to do violent things to his Dad Sonny.   Ok, I'm coming. 

Ava:  Madeline, don't let Nina take my baby.  You're a mother and I'm a mother.  We both understand each other.   Remember when you paid me to seduce Silas away from Nina?  Good times.   Nina, you might want to give me the baby because your mommy might have set you up.   She could have called that cop brother-cousin of yours and you could be seen running away with MY BABY!!!   Madeline never wanted you to be happy.  She might not even let you keep Baby Zyrtec!   Give me my baby back so I can rename it Silasine and you don't get sent to the slammer. 

Nina (holding Baby Zyrtec):  DON'T YOU DARE talk to MY MOTHER like she will listen to you!   What???  WHAT???   My mother hired you to seduce SILAS???   Is this true, mother?   Tell me, Baby Zyrtec:  who should I listen to.  Ava or my mother?   Who's telling the truth?   I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!

Madeline:  Don't listen to her, Nina.  She's manipulating you.   We need to get out of here with that baby and rename it something other than an allergy medicine.   All Ava does is lie.   You can't trust her.

Alexis:  If you really loved Danny, you would have had your bone marrow banked for him in case he got sick again.   Really?  You would do that even if it meant Sonny would kill you and he would.  If he found out that you don't need to be alive to save Danny, HE WILL KILL YOU. 

Julian:  If Danny needs any bone marrow, I'm your man.  I'll even have it donated to that bank thing, even if it means Sonny will plug me, though right now he has other fish to fry, like my sister, but that's beside the point.   I'm your bone marrow factory, kiddo.   Grandpa's got your back. 

Sam:  I can't stand this wait.   Silas, is Danny going to make it?   Nina did WHAT???   No, you don't need to apologize for your wife being a certifiable whackjob.  He's going to be okay!   Danny's going to be okay!!!  

Silas:  Sam, I'm so sorry I didn't believe you about Nina in the first place.  She's dangerously psychotic.  She knocked me out and she's out there doing who knows what to whoever's next on her LIST.  I sure hope it isn't Ava.   Results are in.  Danny's in the clear.  No cancer.  Sam, I couldn't be happier for you.