Lock and Key

Patrick and Sam pretend to be hitched to break into Larry Ashton's safe deposit box.   Spencer and Emma play hooky and take a field trip to the Wyndemere stables.   Luke (the real one) breaks free of his straitjacket and his padded cell only to find his dangerous doppelganger on the other side of the door.  Anna leads Obrecht and Sloane to where she has been hiding Faison only to find the hiding spot empty.  Lulu can't destract Larry long enough to keep him from going to the bank.   Julian tries to explain the two Lukes to Alexis. 

PATRICK:  Hello, bank lady.  We need to get into our safe deposit box.  You see, we just got married and we're getting ready to buy a new house and stuff.   ID?   Check it out.   Leave it to Ashton to have a lock box inside his safe deposit box.  Can you crack it open?  Stupid question.  You're gonna have to hurry up.  Lulu texted that Ashton's on his way.   And, he's here.   Hey, don't call my wife a morsel!   Coast is clear.   Let's go back in and see if he left any bread crumbs behind.  Oh, a picture of Faison?   What's up with that?   Never thought Faison was his type. 

SAM:  Okay, here's the safe deposit box.  Voila!  It's open.  Behold the power of SILLY PUTTY!   Looks like I have another safe to crack.   Hey, do I ask you to hurry up during brain surgery?   Safe cracking takes time and patience.  Now where's my SILLY PUTTY?   Ugh, gotta put it back and run.  Ashton's here.   Quick, hide!  Do you think he'll notice I messed with his lockbox?    Faison?  What does he want with Faison? 

LUKE:  Aaaah, see, I swallowed your Evil Pill!   (spits it out after guard leaves).   Works every time!  Luke Spencer, we are getting out of here today!   Now why do I keep having flashbacks to my evil twin?   I didn't know I had an evil twin.  Must. Bust. Out. Of. Straitjacket.   Pull!  Pull!  Tug!  Tug!   Throw self against padded wall!   Repeat!   AAAGGGGHHH!  It's off!   Now for the door.   At least that instrument of torture can be good for something.  Belt buckle...RRRRIP!   Jimmy the lock open, Spencer, like you've done many times before.  Got it!   DAMMIT!  THERE'S THAT EVIL TWIN AGAIN!

 LULU:  Freeze, boozebag!   You are not going anywhere until you answer questions about my father.  You say you don't know him?  I say you're lying.  Dad has lots of aliases.  Dr. Von Scheemerman ring a bell?   Here, here's a picture of him.  Does he look familiar?   You've seen him? WHERE?   In a picture in Tracy's bedroom, okay, is that the ONLY PLACE YOU'VE SEEN HIM?  Wait!  Wait!   Crap!   Patrick, Sam, I did everything I could but he's on his way.   Tracy, Larry Ashton isn't going to the dentist.   I'm surprised he knows what one is!   He's going to his safe deposit box.  Patrick and Sam overheard him talking to Jerry on the phone about some "Luke Spencer problem"  They think they can find answers in his safe deposit box and I was supposed to stall him long enough for them to get what they need.   I'd love to believe my father is an innocent victim in all of this, but is there a chance he's working with Jerry?  

 LORD ASHTON:   Lola?  What are you doing here?   You'll have to excuse me.  I have a dental appointment to go to.  Your father?   No, I don't know a Luke Spencer.   I've never met him before.  Hmmm, he does look a bit familiar.  I saw him in a photograph on Tracy's nightstand.   Why not, you're not living here.  You've been evicted, remember?   That's the only place I've seen this Luke character.   Now if you will excuse me, the dental chair awaits.  All those modern dental gizmos are so fascinating!   What do we have here?   That Patrick fellow again and his very lovely friend!   Please, introduce me to this delicious morsel!   Safe deposit box open.  Lock box open.  It's all there! 

TRACY:  Lulu, what brings you here?   This souse doesn't know Luke!  He had left before Luke came back to town.   So you have seen my current husband, ex-husband?   WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM YOU PERVERT?   It will BE my room again someday.  Monica can't keep me away forever.   Lulu, why don't you want him to see the dentist?   They overheard him talking to Jerry?  What did he say?  Uh oh!  Maybe Luke is outliving his usefulness to Jerry.  Lulu, your father is not perfect, but he would NEVER be involved with a psycho like Jerry Jacks!   He IS a victim here.  I know him better than anyone.  

ANNA:  Faison is alive.  About a year ago, Robert and I were at Wyndemere in the stables.  We had been reunited with our daughter, but we had to make sure Faison would never terrorize our family again.   Oh, I wanted to kill him!   I wanted to squeeze the life out of him!   But in the end, I just couldn't stoop to murder.  He is alive and he's on Spoon Island.  I will prove it to you if you come with me.   He is under here.   He has been given food and water to ensure his survival.   What?  How did he escape?  

OBRECHT:  Don't listen to her!   SHE KILLED MY CESAAAH!   SHE KILLED HIM!   She is just trying to escape ze chahges!   If you didn't kill him, VERE IS HE?  I VANT TO SEE HIM NOW!   Hello, Britta.   Come!   You must bear witness to your FOZZER'S RESCUE!  CESAAAAH!   AAH YOU IN ZERE?  CESAAAH, ANSWER ME!  HE IS NOT ZERE!  ZE HOLE IS EMPTY!   VERE IS HE ANNA DEVANE?   VERE IS MY CESAAAAH????

AGENT SLOANE:  What do you mean, Cesar Faison is alive?   He is not at Steinmaur or any of the other supermaxes.   I fail to see how you wanting to kill him makes you innocent.   Show me the proof, Commissioner Devane.   He is under there?   How can he survive under there?   He's not there. 

NIKOLAS:  Spencer, Emma, why are you not in school?   Nice try, but the attendance office thinks otherwise.   Emma, your punishment is up to your father.   Come on, kids.  You're coming back to school.   Britt, I just don't get Spencer these days.  He's never been this BAD before.   Is there a bad influence in his class?   I just lectured him about honesty and he pulls this on me.   Commissioner, what are you doing here?  

BRITT:  The gastroenterologist?   Spencer, where did you come up with that?   Oh, Nikolas, Spencer's a boy.   He does boy things, but he has a good heart.    Mother, I told you I would cooperate, what else do you want me to do?   Oh my god, where is my father? 

SPENCER:  I had to get you away from that TOWNIE, Cameron.   You're not a townie.   Aunt Elizabeth is a nurse and your dad's a BRAIN SURGEON!   Remember the night of my dad and Britt's engagement party when you broke my heart?   I came in these stables to hide from my pain and I saw someone talking to Luke Spencer.   Josslyn?   There's nothing between me and her.  She only has eyes for CORN!  Emma, don't you believe in LOVE?    Dad?  Britt?   What are you doing here?   School was only a half day today.   We have to go BACK?   Aw! 

EMMA:  Spencer, we shouldn't be skipping school.  We'll get in trouble.   Well if Cameron's a townie than I'm a townie too, since we live in the same town.  We can't all be princes and princesses, you know.   Why are we in these stables again?   I have a boyfriend, Spencer, and you have a girlfriend.  Remember Corn Girl Josslyn?   Hi Mr. Cassadine.  I'm so sorry I skipped school.  Am I in trouble?  

ALEXIS:  Julian, you know I can't represent you and I can't be with you unless you tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.  Julian, you're not making sense.  Either Luke is behind the Jerome organization or he isn't.  He can't be both.   There are two of him?   I don't think so.  I've been a good friend of his for a long time and I would know if he had an identical twin.   Someone is impersonating him?  But who? 

JULIAN:  Alexis, I am prepared to tell the truth about who I'm working for.  Nothing but the truth.  Is Luke behind it all?  He is...and he isn't.  You see, there is more of Luke than meets the eye.  He has a double.  There is someone impersonating him.