Stall Tactics

It's still Halloween in The Chuckles.   Yet it's also election night.  Go figure the GH space-time continuum!   There's a whole lot of waving guns around and talking today, which is par for the course in this town.  

 Felicia:  A recount?  They like me!  They really like me!

 Mac:  Of course they like you, Felicia!  You're just so darn likeable!

 Duke:  I'm screwed!   Half the town knows Sonny killed AJ and I covered for him. 

 Bobbie:  Scott Baldwin and I are FINISHED because he threw CARLY under the bus.  

 Lucy:  OMG!  You won't BELIEVE the sex tape screening at Franco and Carly's non-wedding.   Franco and his invisible popcorn were about to EXPLODE, so Felix and I got the hell out of there.   

 Anna:  Hello, Dante.  What is this?  Why do I want to watch a Sonny & Carly sex tape?   THAT'S why!  Sonny confessed to killing AJ!   Duke is totally screwed!  

 Dante:  Commish, I've got something you're going to want to see.  It may start out as a sex tape, but stay tuned. 

 Scott:  HALLELUJAH, I'VE STRUCK GOLD!!!    A lot of people are going DOWN for this one, including the BIG CHEESE, Sonny Corinthos!   We're doing this MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, Commish.   Let's get this party started!!!

  Morgan:  What the hell happened at the non-wedding?   I always knew Franco was a whackjob!   A sex tape of my PARENTS!!!   Pass the brain bleach, please!    MICHAEL SAW IT?   Thank God I skipped that one.  Wait, WHAT???   Dad CONFESSED to killing AJ and Mom covered it up?   How did Franco get this anyway?   That is just sick!   Kiki, I've got some bad news for you.   Dad said your mom killed Connie.   Oh, and I told him where your mom is.  

 Kiki:  Morgan you're not going to BELIEVE this.  Franco LOST IT at the non-wedding and went off on Carly.  He showed everyone there a SEX TAPE of your parents.  It wasn't only a sex tape.  Sonny ADMITTED to killing AJ and Carly admitted to covering it up.  Michael saw it all and I'm scared to death that he's going to go all kamikaze on someone, probably Sonny.   NO, MY MOM DID NOT KILL CONNIE!    Where is Sonny?  Did he find out where Mom is?  YOU TOLD HIM???  

 Heather:  Say your prayers, Carly.   It's time for you to meet your maker.   Why not here, Franco?   We can just kick her overboard.   Where are we going?   There's where I stashed those people.   Are you going to kill them too?   ME?   I'M NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE!!!  I thought you and I were besties now, Franco.  

 Franco:  Hey, mom!  Change of venue.  We're going to off Carly in Sonny's warehouse.  You know, poetic justice and all.   What are these people doing here?   Oh well, I guess I'll have to kill them too. As a matter of fact, I'm sick of having to fetch BLTs for you since you passed your crazy genes onto me, mother, YOU'RE GONNA DIE TOO!!!   Carly, you fed me lies and broke my heart.   You made me think I had changed.  You blamed it all on that poor tumor.   Everybody lies to me!   Betsy the adopted mother lied to me.  Mother, you lied about my mother being Susan Moore and me being Jason's twin.   But I'm not going to shoot you all right now.   I've got another plan.  

  Carly:  Franco, this is your chance to redeem yourself.  Stop your unhinged mother from shooting me.  Going once!  Going twice!   Why are we in Sonny's warehouse.   Shawn, what are you doing here?   Franco, you are a sick freak who enjoys causing other people pain.   I wish Sonny had killed you! 

 Ava:  I'm gonna find my baby if I have to crawl all over Port Chuckles to do it.  Sonny?    How did you find me here?   Who threw me under the bus?   Guess what, Sonny.  I had the baby.  I had the baby and she's gone.   Silas's cracked wife Nina took her.   Her mother was there too.   They took her and ran.  Oh, and Nina gave her a godawful name:  Zyrtec!   Shouldn't you be out finding your daughter or granddaughter instead of waving a gun at me and talking?   What can I do to make you either shoot or shut up?   Connie wouldn't want you to shoot a woman who just had a baby.   I can't die not knowing where my daughter is.   Silasine Morganna Jerome is a premature baby, even though she weighs about 12 pounds and came out of me already 4 months old.  

  Sonny:  Look what I found!   You're coming with me, Ava.   You had the baby?  Nice try, but I'm not buying it.  Oh, I see some blood.  So where is it?   Someone took her?   Ok, you're not pregnant, so you're gonna pay for what you did to Connie.   Shawn, wherever the hell you are, find Nina Clay and her mother.   An eye for an eye, Ava!  You shot Connie in cold blood and left her to die.   Now you're gonna get yours.   Goodbye, Ava!   MICHAEL?