What would a GH Thanksgiving be without the Qs having pizza? Alexis frees Original Recipe Luke from his straitjacket in time for him to pop in on some pie and bring a smile to Tracy and Lulu's faces. Helena stops by to see Jake and only Jake, then teleports herself to Wyndemere to keep tabs on Faison. Dr. Obrecht brings German cuisine to the Wyndemere turkey dinner and Carly visits Sonny in Pentonville. Patrick, Sam, Liz, Jake, & assorted kiddies have their feast as Helena lurks outside.
ALEXIS: It's too late. He's dead. Or not. Luke? What did my deranged stepmother do to you? Ugh, I'm going to need a chainsaw to get through this straitjacket. Julian, would you mind disappearing? Luke doesn't really like you that much. I can take it from here. Hello Qs. I have someone who would like a slice of pizza.
PERSON WHO LOOKS LIKE LUKE: I talked the Dragon Lady out of killing me. I have a way with that one, as you well know. I promise her some sexy time and all of the sudden she has a use for me. Can you break the ties that bind me? Ouch! Take it easy, Natasha, will you? Julian Jerome. Is this the kind of company you're keeping these days, Natasha? You need to up your game, sister. Hey Jerome, was that YOU behind the mask? When I get out of this contraption, you're a DEAD MAN! What? The Evil Twin shot Lucas? Greetings, Quartermaines! I'm hangry! I could sure use a slice of pizza!
HELENA: Happy Thanksgiving! May I come in? I'm a dear family friend who shall remain nameless. Well, hello Jake. How about we get to know each other a little better. No need to bother Elizabeth. She's busy in the kitchen. Uh uh uh, Cesar! Lurk, but don't touch. You must not be seen by anyone. Except me, of course. We must stay on task. You're speaking of Mr. Morgan? I stopped by, but I couldn't stay long. That insipid Elizabeth Webber would have seen me and I left my cloak of invisibility in Switzerland. Well, if we are going to be cross, I shall find another place to lurk. That Jason Morgan sure is handsome.
JAKE: Hello, well-dressed lady with a vaguely familiar face. Come in. May I get you a drink? Who are you by the way? I'll go get Uhlizabeth so she can say hi. Sorry, I don't remember you, but I don't remember much these days. My own last name still eludes me. I just go by Jake because it feels right. I'll go get Uhlizabeth. Hey, Uhlizabeth there's a lady who says she's an old family friend. Well, she WAS here. Where did she go? No, I DID NOT HALLUCINATE HER! She was yay tall, elegant, old. No, she was not your grandmother. Maybe she's mine, if I can remember what my grandmother looks like. Maybe I can find her and show her to you. She was a little odd. She didn't want to give her name. Maybe that's her. No, that's the kid from the hospital's mom and the kid himself. Hey kid. Donny? Oh, Danny. I'll remember that. I hope. Come here and let me throw you in the air.
LIZ: Who's here to see me? I don't see anyone. Are you sure you didn't just DREAM she was here? What was her name? What did she look like? Was she my Gram? She was off? In what way? Oh, you didn't know Sam and Patrick were coming? You met them at the hospital. Danny really has a thing for you. It's like he thinks you're his daddy or something.
SAM: Hi Michael. I thought I'd bring this little guy over to get in touch with his Quartermaine side. How ya holding up? Well, take it easy. I'm going to take Danny to see Monica. Jake, you look like you've seen a ghost. Hi Liz. Patrick is getting the kiddos out of the car. Danny, do you want to go play with the funny guy? Jake, I don't know what it is about you, but my son is your number one fan. Is it because you look like my dead husband, my son's daddy?
DANNY: I love big houses. Where's the pizza, Mommy! I want pizza! Daddy! You're so funny, Daddy. Is there pizza here? I don't want a turkey. I WANT PIZZA!!!
SPENCER: Who goes there? Hi lady. Who are you again? Are you married to Beetlejuice? What is spretzel? Hey hey! What do we pay the help for? Is this your mom, Britt? Nathan! My fellow lovelorn bachelor. How are things with you and Maxie? I feel your pain, my friend. I feel your pain. We can't go eat the turkey and pretzels until I get my pilgrim hat. Pilgrims with bare heads go to the stockade.
OBRECHT: Hello, child! I come bearing spaetzel. It is ausentic German delicacy for your so-called Turkey Day. Your Beetlejuice is my beloved Cesaaah! Zat horrible Anna Devane imprisoned my Cesaaah in a hole in ze ground. She must go to jail for zis! Hello, Britta, prince. Young child, vould you be so kind as to take my spaetzel to the kitchen. And my coat also. Britta, have you contacted Agent Sloane about your fozzer? Here we are in ze warmth of ze indoors viss zis Turkey Day feast viss a German accent and your FOZZER is out in ze cold vandering around. Ve must find him! Nassan! Have you found Nina and ze baby yet? I am so happy to see you. I brought spaetzel! Cesaaah! It is you!
BRITT: Hello, mother. No, I haven't contacted Sloane yet. Nathan! Great to see you. Thank you for coming. When it comes to dealing with holidays with my mother, there is safety in numbers. Come, mother!
NATHAN: Happy Thanksgiving everybody. No, unfortunately I haven't found Nina, but I won't stop looking until I've found her. Hi Britt, Nikolas. Spencer, my man! What's up? No, buddy, I still haven't found a way for Maxie and me to be together.
FAISON: Helena, what yous doing here? I thought yous looking after Jason Morgan. Yous mean yous didn't complete yous assignment? Yous better leave now sos little Spencer or Nikolas don't see yous. Leisl!
SONNY: You know, jail is jail. I'm getting used to the routine here, making some friends. I've lost Michael, Carly. Nothing, not even P-ville can get worse than losing him. He's changing his name? It's his life. He can do what he wants. I can't claim any part of him as my own anymore. Carly, you should go home, spend Thanksgiving with your family. No one can butter Josslyn's corn on the cob quite like you.
CARLY: Hello, Sonny. I came here because I didn't want you to be alone on Thanksgiving. I tried to talk to Michael but he threw me out of the house. I hate to tell you this, but he's getting his name legally changed to Quartermaine. Sonny, I miss you so much! When you're eating your prison turkey, think of me.
MONICA: I'm sorry to say that there will be no Thanksgiving turkey for us again this year. Cook II got food poisoning and we don't know what part of the meal made her sick. It looks like the Quartermaine Thanksgiving pizza tradition lives on. Shall we sing our Q Thanksgiving anthem?
ALICE: It's inevitable. I don't even have to call anymore.
LARRY ASHTON: I need me some hair of the dog. I'm so bloody hung over. Michael, young whippersnapper, where's your Kiki Bird? And, Neddy, where's your clever lawyer lady?
NED: Father, Alexis had some business to take care of. She may be by later for dessert.
MICHAEL: Danny! How's it going, buddy? Hi Sam. Yeah, I've seen better days, but I'm home here, where I belong. The Quartermaine mansion. Besides, I prefer pizza to turkey anyway. Thanks for stopping by, Sam. Not that it's any of your business, Mr. Ashton, but Kiki and I are no more. Sorry, guys, as much as I love Quartermaine family traditions, I'm not all that hungry.
TRACY: Luke?
LULU: Daddy?
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