Let It Go

Helena's back and she's quoting "Frozen".  How appropriate, for a Cassadine.   Dr. O's back too and she's being interrogated by Sam, who is like a dog with a bone when it comes to investigating Jake.  Jake's trying to remember whether or not he's Helena's Soldier Boy and Carly gets him an appointment with a shrink.   Luke-Alike/Bill Eckert/WhoTheHellEver is busy talking to Helena and torturing Luke while Michael and Bobbie are upstairs looking at the house.   Sonny & Julian beat the crap out of some prison goons and find themselves on the same side. 

HELENA:  Forget about that insignificant Julian Jerome!  We have a bigger problem with Samantha Morgan.   That bastard of a bastard is spinning her pathetic little wheels investigating our Soldier Boy.  She must be silenced.   I must go.  I have a grandson who insists on eavesdropping on my private conversations.   Nikolas, I was merely speaking with a friend.   You need to LET IT GO, LET IT GO, TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR!   After all, the cold never bothered us Cassadines anyway.   You are fully aware what will happen if you cross me, Nikolas.   You could be shoveling snow like a certain young man I know.   Soldier Boy, you really didn't think I would allow you to be bothered by a member of the mental health profession, did you?  

NIKOLAS:  Grandmother, who are you threatening now?   My cousin Sam?   Contrary to what you may believe, I'm not afraid of you.   And since when have you been watching Disney movies?    Is Sam right?   Is this Jake Doe guy one of your goons?   Didn't he shoot Nathan West, who happens to be Victor's son?   Another Cassadine, Grandmother?    Yeah, I know.  If I don't kowtow to your diabolical schemes, I'm out on the streets.  What's this?  ELQ shares? 

SAM:  Dr. Obrecht, what do you know about Jake Doe?   He was a patient at your hospital, after all.   Aren't you in cahoots with Helena Cassadine, my evil step-grandmother?   Either you cough up some information or I will rat you out to Anna Devane as an accomplice in Faison's escape.  

OBRECHT:  Mrs. Morgan, your liebfraumilch is in surgery and cannot be bozzered right now.   Vat do you vant viss zat indigent Jake Doe?   And vy do I have to tell you anysing?   Zere is such a sing as doctor-patient confidentiality.   Vatch ze vay you talk about my Cesaaaaah, young lady!   Ze idea of Jake Doe helping Cesaaaah escape is preposterous!   He did not have ze strengs to take a hostage.  Vat does Helena have to do viss anysing?   Zat scarecrow Anna Devane is too incompetent to make any charges against me stick.  

LUKE-ALIKE:  Yes, Helena, we do have a problem.  With Julian Jerome.   What ABOUT Samantha Morgan?   You'd better make sure she keeps her sassy mouth shut, you hear, Helena?   You're working for ME!   Hey Puke, I'm feeling like some more batting practice.  How about I start with your chatty sister Bobbie's head?   Or maybe I should start with YOURS!   

LUKE:  Berl terk ders terp erf mer merf!   PERT DERN DERT BERT!  DERNT BERSH BERBERS BRERNS ERN!   DERNT BERSH MER BRERNS ERN!   

BOBBIE:  You know what, Michael?  I actually have the key to the nightmare on Elm Street--I mean my childhood home.   I'll come with.   There's safety in numbers and I don't want my grandson exploring that place by himself.   Look, there's the Middletons' house.   There's that tree.   No, I'll go in with you.  There's Dad's chair.  There's mom's rocker.  There's the sofa.  OMG, what was that noise!   No, don't go investigate, Michael!  Who knows what, or who is in that basement? 

MICHAEL:  Since Bill's son Sly said we can go check the place out, you wouldn't by any chance have a key, would you, Grandma?   You do?   Thanks.  You can come with if you want to.   I know it's got some bad memories in it for you and if it upsets you, you don't have to come.   You don't have to go inside if you don't want.  You mean you had another sister?   I've never heard of this Patricia.   What happened to her?   You stay here, Grandma.  I'll go investigate what's going on in the basement.   It sounds like someone's up to no good down there.  If it's Morgan and Kiki getting it on down there, they're being awfully noisy about it. 

JAKE:  The trouble is, Carly, that I keep having these weird flashbacks to grabbing Sam at gunpoint.  Maybe Sam's putting those memories in my head but what if she isn't?   Kinda sucks when you can't trust your own memory.   Seeing shrink?  I don't know.  What if I was a scientologist in my previous life?   What if I was Tom Cruise?    Or John Travolta?   Okay, if you endorse the idea, it can't be that bad.  You're the best thing to happen to me since before Ric Lansing waltzed back into Uhlizabeth's life.   Why is it that whenever I go to this hospital, the first person I see is Sam?   Does she live here now or what?    I'm going to go visit your shrink friend.  Thanks for the lift, Carly.   Hey, lady, you don't look like a Kevin Collins.   

CARLY:  Jake, what do you mean you don't know whether or not you abducted Sam and helped Faison escape?  Either you did or you didn't?    You know what I think?   I think Sam planted those memories in your head by her incessant yapping about you holding her at gunpoint.   The shrink idea is not a bad one.   I know Kevin and he's pretty good as far as shrinks go.   Maybe he can help give you peace of mind that you are not a masked gunman.   Of course Sam's here now.  She's sniffing after Patrick.  Leave Jake alone, Sam.  

SONNY:  Jules, man, I don't buy that you just nonchalantly confessed to offing Old Man Z.   What gives?   Hey, the P-ville initiation committee just showed up.   Good luck with those sons of bitches, Julian.   Unless you want my help.   In exchange for telling me who put you up to confessing, that is.   Hey goon, heads up!   It's two on two now, guys!    Don't get carried away Julian.   We aren't besties...YET. 

JULIAN:  Of course I'm not HAPPY to be here.   And I'm not here to babysit my sister either.   Who summoned The Goon Squad?   I'm not afraid of these punks.   They have rocks for brains.   Bring it on, Bozos.   So, Sonny, you decided to stick around.   The two of us can take these thugs.   Hey, thanks, Sonny, for having my back.   Johnny's just a pawn, by the way.  The big boss has no name.  He just has Luke Spencer's face.