A Box Full Of Carrrrrrrrlos?

     Sabrina and Jordan see red when they find out that Paul had Carrrrrrrrrlos cremated.  Anna wants to see Carrrrrrrrrlos's autopsy report.   Liz is surprised by a bridal shower at the hospital.  Spinelli unwittingly upsets Sonny with his gift of a bocce ball.  Patrick gives Sam a non-edible engagement ring.  Laura is rattled when Little Jake pushes Cameron.   The hospital is onto Spinelli's breach of their mainframe.  

     PAUL'S OFFICE

  SABRINA:  What did you do with Carrrrrrrrrrlos's body?
  PAUL:  In the interest of space-saving in the morgue, I had him cremated.
  SABRINA:  Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

  
  MORGUE

   ANNA:  I want to see Carrrrrrrrrrrrlos's body.
   JORDAN:  Are you looking for confirmation that he's dead?
   ANNA:  Something like that.
   JORDAN:  Here he is...not.  What the????

 
    HOSPITAL

    SPINELLI:  Gracious greetings, Paralyzed Godfather.  I come bearing gifts.
    SONNY:  Spinelli, you shouldn't have.   (sees bocce ball)  What the hell's this?
    SPINELLI:  Why, it is a bocce ball, sir.   You see, sir, bocce is a game that does not require the functioning of one's lower body.
    SONNY:  You couldn't just get me a flux capacitor so I could go back to September 2 and get myself unshot? 
 
 
    OBRECHT:  Do you have one of zose Snickers bars, Nurse Vebber?  Zis performance review vill take a avhile.   It could take up to 11 hours.  
     FELIX, EPIPHANY, & CO:  SURPRISE!
     LIZ:  OMG!  You guys did this for little ol' ME?
     FELIX:  Hell yeah we did this for you, girlfriend!
     EPIPHANY:  Do we know how to throw a party in a hospital or what?
  
     SPINELLI:  I am afraid my gesture of kindness made the fallen Mr. Sir. feel most melancholy.
     CARLY:  Don't worry, Spinelli.  Sonny's in a mood.   What brings you to town?
     SPINELLI:  I am assisting fair Samantha and her companion, one Jake Doe in an investigation of utmost importance.
   

       PAUL'S OFFICE

       SABRINA:  How am I supposed to tell Carrrrrrrrrrrrlos's parents that he's been cremated?
       PAUL:  Yeah, good luck with that.  Sorry 'bout the mix-up.

       MORGUE

       ANNA:  Sabrina, is that Carrrrrrrrrrlos in that box?   I am so sorry for your loss.
       SABRINA:  Save it.  You hated Carrrrrrrrrrrrrlos because he killed Duke.

       PAUL'S OFFICE

       JORDAN:  What the hell, D.A. Hornsby?????    You had Carrrrrrrrrrlos cremated?    What part of "Don't go over the Police Commissioner's Head" do you not understand?
        PAUL:  Donald, the M.E. already did the autopsy and he was taking up space in the morgue, so it had to be done.
        JORDAN:  May I see the autopsy report?

        MORGUE

       ANNA:  Donald, may I see the autopsy report on Carrrrrrrrrrrlos Rrrrrrrrrrrriverrrrrrrra?
       DONALD, THE M.E.:  Sure thing Commiss--Wait a minute, you're not the Commissioner anymore Ms. Devane.  No can do.
        ANNA:  Pretty please, Donald.   I need to make sure he's...in fact deceased.
        DONALD:  You saw the box, didn't you?  Fine, I'll go dig it up.

    
        PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE

        PATRICK:  Lookee here, Sam!   A ring that has zero calories and no sugar!
        SAM:  OMG!    How many brain surgeries did you have to do to pay for that rock?
        PATRICK:  If the ring fits...

      
        LIZ'S HOUSE

        CAMERON:  Hey Jake, check out my Halloween costume.
        LITTLE JAKE:  Halloween is a plebeian festival for tedious peasants.   Begone, pagan fool! (pushes Cameron)
         CAMERON:  What the...AAAAAGGGGHHHH!   What's wrong with you, Jake?
         LAURA:  What in heaven's name happened here?
         CAMERON:  You might want to explain Halloween to this one (points at Jake)
         LAURA:  Jake?
         LITTLE JAKE:  Cam is a plebe.  (runs upstairs)

         HOSPITAL

         LIZ:  Patrick, you came!   Do you want to be my maid of...I mean man of honor...I mean best person...at my wedding?

          JAKE:  Say, Carly, how about being my best maid of honor person at my wedding?  
     
       
          MICHAEL:  Hey Dad, the cops think you sent someone to off Carlos.  I think it was Julian and Ava covering their asses.   We gotta do something about the Jeromes.
          SONNY:  There's no WE, Michael.  Stay outta my business and THAT'S AN ORDER!

          SABRINA:  Sorry I'm late.  I had to pick up a box full of Carrrrrrrrrrrlos.   I'm never going to a morgue AGAIN.   By the way, Michael knows about the baby.  He's happy.
           FELIX:  Try to contain your unbridled joy, Bri.
           MICHAEL:  Hey, Sabrina.  I need you come with me to Sonny's room so we can tell him he's gonna be a grandpa again.

           MICHAEL:  Hey, Dad.  Sabrina and I have some really huge news.   You're gonna become a grandpa again.  Sabrina's got a little Corinthos in the oven!
  
            RANDOM DOCTOR:  Dr. Obrecht, we've been hacked.
            DR. OBRECHT:  Grosslage Einzellagen!   Ve must call ze police AT ONCE!

          PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE

          SPINELLI:  And now, I shall reverse-engineer Jake Doe's face and see if he is, once and for all, a stone-cold hired assassin with a heart of gold.
           JORDAN:  Not so fast.  Damien Spinelli, you are under arrest.
           SAM:  Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? 

           LIZ'S HOUSE

           LAURA:  There's been an incident, Elizabeth.  Little Jake pushed Cameron and called him some names I can only assume he heard on Cassadine Island.  I think he needs to be...deprogrammed.
           LIZ:  I'll look into it.

          JAKE:  What happened today, kiddo?
          LITTLE JAKE:  I know you are my daddy.
          LIZ:  (to self) OMG OMG OMG!   Must...breathe...must...breathe...I AM SO SCREWED!  MY LIFE IS OVER!  
    
          MORGUE

          ANNA:  It doesn't add up!   No chest wounds and I shot him FOUR TIMES there while screaming at him to go to hell.   Maybe that box was not full of Carrrrrrrrrrrrlos after all.