Ring Pop

      Sam, having supposedly gotten Jason's ghost out of her system, accepts Patrick's marriage proposal.  Valerie 'fesses up about her one-night stand with Dante to Dillon.   Maxie finds out Nathan has been keeping a secret from her.   Dante is in a state of despair after hearing bad news about Sonny.  Franco suspects something's up with Kiki.  

        PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE

       SAM:  You said to give you a sign when I'm ready to marry you and I took that very literally.  See the sign I made? 
       PATRICK:  I see the sign.  It has opened up my mind and I am happy now.  
       SAM:  Awesome!  Because I'm over Jason's ghost and I'm ready to marry you. 
       PATRICK:  Can I get a do-over on the proposal?    Samantha Soon-To-Be-No-Longer-Morgan, will you marry me?  
        SAM:  To re-iterate what the sign says, YES!  I will marry you. 
        PATRICK:  Awesome!  I have the most delicious, sweetest engagement ring for you that a father can borrow from his 10-year-old daughter:  A ring pop!  
        SAM:  Sorry, Emma, I love you and all, but this ring pop is MINE!  

       
        HAUNTED STAR

      DILLON:  Well, that kiss was...random. 
      VALERIE:  Yeah, I know we're only fake dating, so sorry for kissing you for real.   I'm just feeling guilty about having feelings for another guy.  
       DILLON:  What every guy wants to hear after a woman kisses him.  Would this guy wear a cop uniform and answer to the name Dante? 
       VALERIE:  How did you know? 
       DILLON:  Because you told me you kissed him.  No sweat.  I'm pining for Lulu, so we're even. 
       VALERIE:  Say WHAAAAAAAAAT?  You and LULU?   
       DILLON:   I was picturing her face when I was having fake movie sex with Maxie and things just got weird from there. 
       VALERIE:  About that kiss with Dante...
       DILLON:  You kissed him MORE THAN ONCE, right?   Like TWICE or something?
       VALERIE:  More than twice.  
       DILLON:  THREE TIMES?  
       VALERIE:  I slept with him when he was jealous of you and Lulu, okay?
        INTERN'S CAMERA:  And...scene!  
     
         FLOATING RIB

        NATHAN:  Tell me about that sock thing.  You know, when you said you didn't even get to the sock part of the sex scene.   Please tell me you're not doing Port Chuckles porn.  
        MAXIE:  Mind in the gutter much?   I'm not telling you everything that went on at our shoot today. 
        NATHAN:  Why not? 
        MAXIE:  Actress-Director confidentiality. 
        NATHAN:  Fine, I suppose you're okay with me keeping a juicy secret from you.  
        MAXIE:  YOU can't keep something from ME!  
        NATHAN:  I need to make that my new ringtone...

        DANTE AND LULU'S LOFT

        DANTE:  My life totally sucks right now, Lulu.   My dad's in a coma, my little brother's off his rocker, my other brother is trying to be a mobster, and I'm kind of sick of being a cop.  
        LULU:  And I thought I had it bad when my dad wanted to blow up half the town on a boat!   I'll be there for you, Dante, when the rain starts to fall.  I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.  I'll be there for you, because you're there for me too.   

         SILAS'S APARTMENT

       BABS THE REALTOR:  Sorry, kid, but this place has "Dead Man" written all over it. 
       KIKI:  Which is why I'm trying to SELL it!  My dad was MURDERED here and I have to get out of this place because, you know, nightmares and stuff.  
       FRANCO:  Not to fear, Kiki. Franco is here.  We're good now that you know I didn't kill your dad, right?  
       KIKI:  Seeing that I have, like, no other friends in this town, yeah.   I'll even stop calling Nina a psycho.  
       NINA:  Hey Realtor lady, what's your name? 
       BABS THE REALTOR:  Take one of these (hands Nina a business card) and call me in the morning. 
       NINA:  Sure thing, Babs!  I think I just met my new BFF. 
       FRANCO:  I thought I was your BFF, Nina.  
       NINA: You're my BF, as in boyfriend, Franco.  
       FRANCO:  I can live with that.   So Kiki, how ya holdin' up?   
       KIKI:  Been busy pretending to have a job.   In fact, I need to go change for fake work now. 
       NINA:  Hey Franco, want to move in with me to a place that's not the MetroCourt?  

          FLOATING RIB

         KIKI:  Bartender, keep the booze flowing.   I need to stay here long enough that people think I'm at work.  

          PATRICK AND SAM'S HOUSE

          SAM:  I'll get the door.  (opens door)  Laura?