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    Yesterday's show was just kind of boring, so the recap will be short and sweet. 

  METROCOURT
 
   SLOANE:  I'm too sexy for this towel anyway.  What sez you, Anna? 
   ANNA:  You're a skeeze and I need some brain bleach now.   You can forget about working together.  

   KELLY'S

   TJ:  Hi Mom.  Sure is good to see you and Shawn working on the same side. 
   JORDAN:  Fingers crossed behind back.   Yes, it sure is. 
   SHAWN:  Wouldn't have it any other way.  To himself  Wait until she finds out I sold her out to Duke and Sonny...

    SONNY'S HOUSE

    SONNY:  So what are we going to do about Jordan?  Before we off her, we need proof that she's a rat.
    DUKE:  We need a foolproof test of loyalty.  I've always wanted to rid the world of Julian Jerome...

    CARLY'S HOUSE

   CARLY:  So Jake, what's the deal with you and Elizabeth?   You know she likes to play hard to get, right?
   JAKE:  What's it to you?   Are you jealous?  

    JULIAN'S APARTMENT

   SAM:  Can you give Jake a job?
   JULIAN:  The guy who took you hostage and planted a bomb on a boat you were supposed to be on?  Sure, why not? 

    CARLY'S HOUSE

    SONNY:  Didn't know Carly had company.  Do you know you've got a maxi pad taped to your head?   Must have been some brain surgery.  
     JAKE:  Nice to meet you too.   I'm Jake Doe.  

    KELLY'S

   DUKE:  Hey Jordan, will you do me a favor and kill Julian Jerome?