Franco's long strange LSD trip was another piece of performance art and Nina's pissed at him. Ric gets a couple of lawyer slams in on Michael in Crypt Baby Avery's custody hearing. Julian and Carlos have it out, then decide to bury the hatchet and rejoin forces. Sloane has a job for Jake. Nik updates Liz on Spencer's condition. Ava wants out of the Secret Green Recovery Room.
SHADYBROOK
FRANCO: By the way, Nina, all the LSD hallucinations and crazy talk--I totes faked it. You faked crazy. I faked crazy. Now we're even.
NINA: We are SO not even and I'm ALL KINDS OF PISSED AT YOU right now. Liar, liar pants on fire!
FRANCO: Aw, come on Nina Anne McPhyllis! You were so into my performance art.
NINA: Yeah, about that...I was about to be FREE and I faked a nutter in a COURTHOUSE so I could get sent back here to be with YOU! By the way, Bionic Baby Jaime says hi.
FRANCO: And I lied for YOU. Even Steven. Just be happy I didn't call you Steven. Hows about we forget all this pissed-offedness and make out.
NINA: Okay, but only once. Then I have to work on forgiving you.
COURTHOUSE
RIC: So Michael, you profess to be this squeaky-clean Mr. Rogers type who is a far better option to raise the adorable Crypt Baby Avery than my client.
MICHAEL: Vindictive stare at Sonny
AVERY: I object!
JUDGE: Will someone escort the world's youngest attorney out of the courtroom? Minimum age to represent a client in Port Charles is six months.
RIC: Do you recall a certain incident in, what, 2009, when, after you put on your cardigan and freshly polished shoes, took an axe and MURDERED CLAUDIA ZACCHARA? Yes, that makes you an axe murderer, Michael Quartermaine. Would anyone in this courtroom agree to allow their child to be raised by AN AXE MURDERER???
ALEXIS: Objection, your honor. This case is taking too long and Julian's keeping the bed warm.
JUDGE: Overruled. Continue, Mr. Lansing.
RIC: Michael, you were rather peeved that Sonny Corinthos shot your biological father, were you not? Upon hearing of his pardoning, you felt that justice was not served. Where was your interest in your baby sister when Kiki Jerome was caring for her? I rest my case. By the way, you're an ungrateful bastard because Sonny saved your sorry life when he took a ticking bomb from your hands.
GREEN ROOM
AVA: OMG, CARLY is holding my baby and pretending to be her mother! I've gotta get out of here and wrench Avery out of that bitch's hands!
SILAS: I'm sorry, Ava, but going back to Port Charles is too big a risk.
AVA: Can I at least call Julian?
SILAS: Nah. Not a good idea. The less people who know you're alive, the better.
AVA: What about you, Silas. Are you going to send me back to the hoosegow once I've recovered?
SILAS: No. I'm sorta kinda still in love with you.
AVA: So what's next? Am I supposed to just live my life while whoever raises Avery poisons her against me?
OUTSIDE KELLY'S
JULIAN: Carlos, you sister-killing rat bastard, you've gotta DIE!
CARLOS: I just shot her, man. I didn't push her over a bridge.
JULIAN: Don't split hairs. I'm still gonna kill you.
CARLOS: Julian, we were friends, man! You gonna kill an old friend? Whaddaya say we let bygones be bygones and team up again? You want to take over The Chuckles? You need the muscle and that's me. Carrrrrrrrlos Rivera.
JULIAN: Yeah, okay, as long as you've got that working for Luke Spencer thing out of your system you could be useful.
HOSPITAL
JAKE: What do you mean "Maybe Ric does have to worry about me"? Does that mean you're into me?
LIZ: I could be. You are next in the queue.
SLOANE: Sorry to crash the party, but I need a word with Mr. Doe.
LIZ: I don't think so. He's recovering from BRAIN SURGERY. Do you know what BRAIN SURGERY is?
SLOANE: Are all the nurses like this?
LIZ: Do all the police commissioners have greasy hair?
SLOANE: This is official police business so find some other patients. There have to be other sick people here and you're the only nurse I see so scram.
LIZ: I'm gonna tell Dr. O on you and she's gonna speak some angry German at you and dress up like a Krampus, so I'd watch out if I were you.
SLOANE: Here's the deal, Jake. You're free as long as you go undercover with the Jeromes.
JAKE: You want me to be a snitch?
SLOANE: Basically, yeah. I got in a ring with Scott Baldwin on your behalf so if you don't keep me posted on Julian's return to mob life, you're going to P-ville for a long, long time.
LIZ: Here comes Obrecht and she's wearing the suit.
There you are! I hope you are feeling better!!!
ReplyDelete"Ava wants out of the Secret Green Recovery Room."
ROFL! Love that you are calling it that. :)
"FRANCO: Aw, come on Nina Anne McPhyllis!"
ROFL! He might as well just call her Cloris Leachman! :)
"NINA: Okay, but only once. Then I have to work on forgiving you."
Oh yes. Kiss first and THEN forgive. :) It's so backwards hahaha.
"AVERY: I object!"
Hahaha. Awwww!
"SILAS: No. I'm sorta kinda still in love with you."
Basically! :)
" LIZ: I could be. You are next in the queue. "
ROFL! Who is next in the queue after Jake Doe? Nik again? :)
I'm feeling a lot better, thanks. It was a cold with a touch of the flu. I've been hanging out with too many fictional characters like Ned & Olivia ;) Or real ones, like co-workers.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Franco and Nina go, he should call her a different name every day. Let's start with something like Michelle ;)
Liz has a revolving door of men and lately it's been Nik/Jakeson/Ric. A few years back you could throw Lucky into the mix too. As for Nik, I miss Britt. I like that they both came from crazy twisted families and I loved her relationship with Spencer.
"I'm feeling a lot better, thanks. It was a cold with a touch of the flu. I've been hanging out with too many fictional characters like Ned & Olivia ;) Or real ones, like co-workers."
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Got sick from all of them. I'm glad you are feeling better! You poor thing!
"As far as Franco and Nina go, he should call her a different name every day. Let's start with something like Michelle ;)"
Michelle, Phyllis, Cloris Leachman! Hahahaha.
"Liz has a revolving door of men and lately it's been Nik/Jakeson/Ric. A few years back you could throw Lucky into the mix too"
Liz can't make up her mind! Or can she? And yeah when Lucky was into the mix, Liz was just all confused.
:As for Nik, I miss Britt. I like that they both came from crazy twisted families and I loved her relationship with Spencer."
Yeah I want Britch back!!! Love her with Nik AND Spencer!! When she first came on, I didn't like her and wanted her gone! But then she changed when she was with Nik and didn't want Patrick anymore. Glad she didn't want Patrick anymore. Whew. :)