Take The Baby and Run

    That's what Ava wanted to do and that's what Sonny's trying to do via Morgan & Kiki whizzing Crypt Baby Avery off to his island.  Franco wants to kill Luke...until he wants to run away with him.  

     RYAN'S BAR

      AVA:  Avery is coming with me!  
      SILAS:  Sorry, Ava, but Not. Gonna. Happen. 
      AVA:  Like hell it won't!   If I don't take my baby and RUN, I'll never see her again.  
      DELIA:  Listen to Silas, honey.   If you take that precious baby, you'll get caught and sent back to the Big House.  
       AVA:  This coming from the woman who abandoned ME as a baby! 
       SILAS:  Come on, Ava.  We need to get out of here before Morgan and Kiki come back.  

      Q MANSION

       TRACY:  Congratulations, Michael!   You and your judge switcharoo make you a tried and true Quatermaine.  Your great grandfather, may he rest in peace, would be proud.  
       MICHAEL:  Would he be?   Like, for real?  
       TRACY:  Of course he would.   You seized the Quartermaine resources and used them to your advantage.   Alice is preparing the nursery as we speak.  
        MICHAEL:   I'll be going over there soon to pick her up.   I trust the "Littlest Q" onesies have arrived. 
        TRACY:   The onesies, the blanket, the pacifier, the whole shebang.   Be sure you don't go to Sonny's alone.  At the very least bring a bomb-sniffing dog. 
        
         SHADYBROOK

        FRANCO:  I'm fixin' to end you, father's-ear-eating maniac!  
        LUKE:  Be my guest.   Your daddy never had the cajones to end me himself.   He has to send his kid to do it for him. 
         FRANCO:  Luke Spencer, meet Mr. Pillow!   Starts smothering Luke with a pillow.  
         NINA:   Franco, what the hell?  
         FRANCO:  Nina, this is not a good time.   Trying to avenge my dad's ear.   Come back in 5 minutes. 
         NINA:  Gimme that pillow!   It's a sad state of affairs when I'm the sanest person in the room.  If you kill this guy, we can't run away together. 
         LUKE:  Listen to the Goddess.   By the way, why don't you two kiddies run away with ME!   I've got places to go, people to ea--I mean meet.  
 
          RYAN'S BAR

      MORGAN:   My dad said to take the baby and fly off to his island.
      KIKI:  Say WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????  
     
         Q MANSION

       ALICE:  Did I hear right?   Mister Luke bit Scott Baldwin's EAR off?   The Dominator is impressed!
       TRACY:  Only part of his ear, but yes.   It's the latest sick twist on my hubby's descent into madness.   But the real Luke is buried there somewhere.  I saw him for 5 minutes while he was in his cell at the PCPD.  Now, we just have to free him from that monster who's sharing his body
       ALICE:  If anyone can fix Mister Luke, Miss Tracy, you can.  

       LULU & DANTE'S APARTMENT

       NATHAN:  Great, Maxie, now you're sucking face with that clown! 
       MAXIE:  I didn't suck HIS face, he sucked MINE!
       NATHAN:  This is where being bigger, stronger, and in WAY better shape has it's benefits.  Spinelli, you're going DOWN!  
       MAXIE:  No bloodshed, please!  
       SPINELLI:  Was that a ping I heard?   I may have uncovered valuable information in the quest for the mysterious Spencer sibling. 
       NATHAN:  Lemme see it. 
       SPINELLI:  I'm afraid that is not permitted per my agreement with Tracy Quartermaine.  She is not one to be trifled with.  Gotta go.  
        MAXIE:  Let's go back to my place and have some dinner and sex.
       NATHAN:  I've lost my appetite for both.   Perhaps you should go home and wash the Spinelli off of you. 

       SONNY'S HOUSE

       SONNY:  Michael will not get his hands on my daughter.  Morgan is spiriting her to my island
       CARLY:  Great, make Morgan an accomplice and get him thrown in prison.  
       SONNY:  You should probably leave before it all goes down.  
       CARLY:   Hell no.  We're in this together.  
       MICHAEL:  Where's my baby sister?  
       SONNY:  Upstairs.  I'll go get her. 
       MICHAEL:  Like hell you will.   I'll have the court-appointed social worker do the honors.  
       SONNY:  Sit down, have some scotch
       MICHAEL:  I'm taking the kid and getting the hell out of here. 
       SOCIAL WORKER:  She's not here.  
       MICHAEL:  Why am I not shocked.   WHERE.  IS.  SHE?

      SECRET GREEN RECOVERY ROOM

      AVA:  I miss my babies!   I ache for them!  
      SILAS:  I know you do.  I'm sorry.  
      AVA:  What to do next, Ava Jerome, what to do next?  
      SILAS:  I've got some bad news for you, Ava.  
      AVA:  What do you mean, bad news? 
      SILAS:  Your days are numbered.